# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/441 "2003-02-10T03:08:19Z")
Well, really, you can be both an assmunch and an assmuch. I depends on the size of your ass. From what I understand, you’ve got (are?) quite an ass. So you see, I did that one purpose. Yeah. I meant to type it that way. Assmuch. ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/442 "2003-02-10T03:27:49Z")
twit ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/443 "2003-02-10T03:46:25Z")
I just saw on the localorie news that J. Millionaire TV dude is from my town. If that house they showed is his pappies then he is, contrary to the fox feces, spoon fed for sure. I’m thinking the Witchduck area or that other place near the end of Little Neck or that neighbohood I can never remember it’s name. You know ! with boat slips? Yeah, that one. I hete this village! Canoidions suk! They don’t know how to drive and never will and it’s our beach and we should be alowed to go there too. I wish I could take my kid(S) to the beach. I can’t because I’m just a tax payer and I don’t rent some fuckin hotel room that only canoidions can have because canoidioins suk Meyera’s Hershey squirts. Jes Me Souvienes my otter ass! ---
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/444 "2003-02-10T11:51:27Z")
**Tunabreath** , the reason “there ain’ no setch thang as a misspelt wurd in the south” is because they’re all so goddamned happy to be able write in the first place that they don’t give a shit about using the right fucking letters! And since when has there been a “South East Virginia” state? That said; this thread sucks. This thread really fucking sucks! This thread wasted half an hour of my life just trying to find something intelligent in all of the crap that you nimrods have been spewing from your shit-coated fingertips. I’d sooner watch that stupid piece-of-shit Southpark movie again, because at least I’d have the gratification of watching that punk-ass little bastard being shocked! Here’s it’s just assmunch this and assmunch that and asshat and asstophat and shit on you and fuck you and no fuck you and fuck you more and it never ends it just gets thicker and thicker and I’m going to go out and pummel the first person I come acrosst (there’s a southern speeling rite their) and with any luck it will be one of you! And now, a bit of sheer malice: 1. The OP on this thread is a complete piece of shit. 2. The entire thread sucks the wild wooly wang. ---
**Author:** ![bong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@bong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bong)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/445 "2003-02-10T15:22:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*YOU NAZI DOUCHE BURGER!!!11 \*\* DOUCHE BURGER??? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/446 "2003-02-10T16:07:18Z")
Jebus, I went away for the weekend sure that this ugly mass of donkey scum would die without my wit and wisdom here to sustain it. Yet I find that you puerile, poson-ivy feeding duck-slaves were more than happy to dwell on your own imbecility, while my brilliance did not this so-called thread grace. Punks. And now, a meterless, non-rhyming poem, by **Kn\*ckers** : I HATE YOU ALL IN CAPS. _I hate you all in italics._ **I hate you all in bold.** I :mad: you all in 🙂 s ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/447 "2003-02-10T16:15:55Z")
That was the worst fucking poem ever written. ! |-|473 |\_| !|| 1337. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/448 "2003-02-10T17:13:20Z")
You’re just jealous because you couldn’t write a poem to save your stinking, smarmy little worthelss soul from the pits of hell, **carrot**. So go piss up a rope. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/449 "2003-02-10T17:20:07Z")
So you know, “worthelss” is actually WORSE than “worthless”. It’s LESS worthy than worthless. So there. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/450 "2003-02-10T17:36:01Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > **You’re just jealous because you couldn’t write a poem to save your stinking, smarmy little worthelss soul from the pits of hell, carrot.** You’d have that right (except for the jealousy part). But, quite apparently, neither can you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/451 "2003-02-10T17:42:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tunabreath \* > \*\*I don’t feel good. What kind of chunks were they bitch? \*\* Why yes they were, Bitch chunks in escargot sauce. Tasty no? ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/452 "2003-02-10T18:09:38Z")
Oh, so it’s poetry now, huh? Well I’ve got one. You can go to GD for debate, Or to IMHO if you’d rate, But if you’re on this thread Then I wish you were dead: You all deserve nothing but hate. Sheats and Kelly, eat your hearts out. i h8 u all in teenchatspeak LOLoL ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/453 "2003-02-10T18:20:02Z")
**Kn(licker-of-dead-goat-scrotums)ckers**, your uninspired doggerel has now been unseated as the worst fucking piece of shit poem ever written. See, you can’t even write good bad poetry, as **2trew** comes along and, without even trying, sucks the proverbial golf ball through the proverbial garden hose. Congratulations, **2trew**. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/454 "2003-02-10T18:47:24Z")
Aw, thanks. Coming from someone who knows suckage, suckitude, and all things suck related as well as you, carrot, that means a great deal to me. I’m still working on the chrome on that trailer hitch, but I’m sure that with your inspiration I’ll have that down in no time. Now run along and find some bunnies to play with. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/455 "2003-02-10T21:09:58Z")
What? Sorry, I didn’t catch that. I was too busy being smarter, cooler and all-around better than all of you put together. **2trew** , that poem was shit. Utter shit. God, you’re such a waste of oxygen. **carrot** , you’re just jealous because the dead goat scrotums of the world won’t have anything to do with you. They run away screaming when they see you coming. They rip themselves off their respective goats like a raccoon gnawing its foot out of a trap then hurtle away through the underbrush, weeping and panting in fear and disgust. And you ain’t seen nothin’ till you’ve seen a self-ejecting dead goat scrotum. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/456 "2003-02-10T21:20:26Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > **carrot, you’re just jealous because the dead goat scrotums of the world won’t have anything to do with you.** Um…right. Jealous because the dead goat scrotums don’t love me. It seems I have misjudged you, **Kn\*ckers**. I thought you were asymptotically approaching absolute stupidity, but it turns out that you are actually batshit insane. My mistake. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/457 "2003-02-10T22:16:35Z")
Roses are red Violets are blue You all look like **Ryan Liam** and you smell like him too! ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/458 "2003-02-10T22:30:36Z")
Roses are red Violets are Blue I want my lost wages but my mum wants them too! ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/459 "2003-02-10T23:10:25Z")
and every one of you said he smelled funny and didn’t have a sense of humor. SHAME ON YOU ALL! you buttfux ---
**Author:** ![Wabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wabbit)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/460 "2003-02-10T23:52:38Z")
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