# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/41 "2003-02-05T08:51:51Z")
ghak… brokenkeyyyboardhereargh… pleasedisregardmyylastpost argh ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/42 "2003-02-05T08:53:24Z")
**Bob** : ROFLLFOLLLL111111 LLLLLOLOLLOL1!! U R GUA U RR SO FUCKINGG GAY1ROFOL MY DADD IS AF FUcckING MARrINE HEES GONNAA KICK UR AZZ!! LOLOLOL ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/43 "2003-02-05T08:55:38Z")
|\>A|/| U 4 OUT1337||` |/|3 |30|3!!! ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/44 "2003-02-05T08:56:09Z")
\*\*Well, I guess this thread just proves what I’ve been saying all along: Freedom of speech doesn’t exist in Amerikkka! Fuck you loosers! I’m taking my lithium and going to bed! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/45 "2003-02-05T08:56:45Z")
THIS has to be the absolute, most pathetic reason for starting a thread that I have ever witnessed. Haven’t you been getting enough attention lately **Opal**? :rolleyes Can I share your armchair **Smeghead**? It’s not worth bringing my own for. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/46 "2003-02-05T08:59:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*I know who I **wish** had died. > > [sub]Opal is going to bed now and will continue to melt down tomorrow.[/sub] \*\* Oh, no you don’t! Get your lazy sack-of-shit ass out of bed RIGHT NOW! And then you can lick your cat’s ass and get a tapeworm.😉 Or, expressed in modal logic: A-\> [B (where A is “suck” and B is “my cock”) X=/Y (where X is “swallow” and Y is “all of it”) ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/47 "2003-02-05T09:00:38Z")
> [@](#): > > :rolleyes HA AHHA HA HA ROFLFL YOU FUCkEWD UP U R SO GAY LOLL WAITT MY BROTHERR WANTS TO TAALK hello who is this what what the fucckl is wrong withtt u u rr sick u fagggott _etc etc_ ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/48 "2003-02-05T09:00:57Z")
mykeyboardisstilbroken help/// ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/49 "2003-02-05T09:03:37Z")
Just reminding you all I quit this stupid ass board and won’t ever be back again because you are all stupid asses and your asses are stupid and I quit. Becuase yore sutpid. Ases. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/50 "2003-02-05T09:06:06Z")
Go on get the fuck out of here. I spit on you. I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fucking fire. The board is going down any minute anyway. (who can get the last post in?) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/51 "2003-02-05T09:06:47Z")
oops, i ment samarm not bob. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/52 "2003-02-05T09:09:38Z")
WILL A MOD PLEASE COME HERE AND EITHER CLOSE COMPLETELY, OR MOVE THIS STUPID FUCKING THREAD TO MPSIMS (MORONIC PUERILE SHIT I MUST SPREAD (like the plague) ) Opal, go get a life will ya. Or some sleep. I don’t really care one way or the other, but your threads have been giving me the screaming shits for a long time now, so I’d prolly prefer you got a life acksherly. (Still got a vacancy on that deckchair **Smeg**?) On second thoughts, just forget it. This show isn’t worth it. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/53 "2003-02-05T09:16:32Z")
Hmm… mind if I join you on that deckchair also, **Smeg**? I’m piscies, 6 foot, dark hair, I like og smiting people, I’m into some light BDSM… wait you _are_ female, right? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/54 "2003-02-05T09:17:12Z")
\*\*I MASTRUBATE TO THE TELLYTUBBIES!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/55 "2003-02-05T09:19:14Z")
Just look what mast **ru** bation does to yore spelling. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/56 "2003-02-05T09:20:19Z")
That should be _you’re_ spelling. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/57 "2003-02-05T09:22:13Z")
Okey dokey, I’m snatching that quote for my sig… you may regret admitting to that. You are on sick fucking individual. I ENJOY DRESSING UP IN SUSPENDERS AND SMEARING MY ENTIRE BODY IN ICE CREAM ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/58 "2003-02-05T09:22:17Z")
I think you guys are all totaly gay for aruging with Michael Ellis. Michael Ellis si a totaly kewl guy who gets all sorta chicks all the timea and totaly doenst need to make a sock puppet to pove it. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/59 "2003-02-05T10:54:46Z")
I haven’t actually read any of the posts in this thread, but I felt this really needed to be said… Would all of you please, for the love of sweet buttered Goji-flakes, just shut the fuck up? I keep refreshing this stupid thread, and people keep posting to it. If I wanted to read this kind of horseshit I’d… go to some other message board, or something. I mean, whaddaya expect me to do, **not** read the thread? Oh yeah, the burden’s always on me, it’s never **your** responsibility, I always gotta do everything myself, blah blah blah… :rolleys: ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/60 "2003-02-05T11:00:22Z")
And which one o’ you bastids stole the **e** outta my coding? Fuckin’ CommuNazis… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=4)