# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/81 "2003-02-05T13:38:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Consuela Bobuela \* > \*\*Okay, I give…what does it mean? \*\* Usually when someone relatively new to the board gets quoted, it _isn’t_ in a positive context. But you shouldn’t take anything in _this particular thread_ seriously. That said, get stuffed. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/82 "2003-02-05T13:45:37Z")
Shit, piss, fuck! ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/83 "2003-02-05T13:49:20Z")
Shit, bugger, bum, bitch, pubic hair. Someone stole my maiden fair. ---
**Author:** ![Consuela\_Bobuela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Consuela\_Bobuela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Consuela_Bobuela)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/84 "2003-02-05T13:50:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\* > That said, get stuffed. \*\* Get stuffed? Well, jesus humping christ, I’ve heard better insults in grade school. Go wash your hair in a vat of acid and call your head stumpy! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/85 "2003-02-05T13:50:27Z")
Shave his balls with a rusty razor, Shave his balls with a rusty razor, Shave his balls with a rusty razor, Early in the morning! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/86 "2003-02-05T13:57:30Z")
Uh oh. Everyone get out your galoshes. **Desmostylus** is having a melt-down. :rolleyes: This should be fun. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/87 "2003-02-05T14:02:47Z")
But I couldn’t give a bugger 'cause I’m crazy 'bout her mother! Shit, bugger bum bitch, pubic hair. (by the “Zarsoff Brothers”: Rudi, Bernie, Bluey, Terry and Lefty, _et al_). ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/88 "2003-02-05T14:08:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*Uh oh. Everyone get out your galoshes. **Desmostylus** is having a melt-down. :rolleyes: This should be fun. \*\* I’ve already _had_ the meltdown. I just did it by proxy. Can’t you _read_? ---
**Author:** ![bettyspaghetti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@bettyspaghetti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bettyspaghetti)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/89 "2003-02-05T14:13:25Z")
Oh thanks a stinkin lot, all this meltdown is oozing down my walls- So dont ask me any freaking questions about how skinny i am, semolina brains! I am sick of it sick sick sick of it! ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/90 "2003-02-05T14:18:52Z")
And I just wanna say welcome to the SDMB to **2Trew**. You’re gonna fit right in here. 😃 Oh, and since this is the Pit: 1. Shit. 2. Piss. 3. Hi, Opal! 4. Fuck. And anybody who doesn’t like my list can lick my balls. If I had any balls, that is. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/91 "2003-02-05T14:33:54Z")
Hey! Anyone want to pit **DDG**? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/92 "2003-02-05T14:49:51Z")
Fuck, fuck, fuck, you **Duck**! Screw you Bosda-roo! ---
**Author:** ![bettyspaghetti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@bettyspaghetti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bettyspaghetti)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/93 "2003-02-05T15:09:31Z")
Yeah and who the heck are you missy muck muck moose, to glide right past me like Im a jar of kimchee on a walmart shelf, Im am the NEWBIE here you corn humping frizzle just cuz you can see thru me is no reason to ignore me - ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/94 "2003-02-05T15:17:59Z")
FUCK!! ---
**Author:** ![MSU\_1978](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@MSU\_1978](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MSU_1978)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/95 "2003-02-05T15:18:28Z")
You guys all munch on the hardened smegma from Osama bin Laden’s foreskin. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/96 "2003-02-05T15:21:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MSU 1978 \* > \*\*You guys all munch on the hardened smegma from Osama bin Laden’s foreskin. \*\* Oh come on, bin Laden was circumsized. That’s why he’s such a jackass. ---
**Author:** ![MSU\_1978](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@MSU\_1978](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MSU_1978)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/97 "2003-02-05T15:24:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*Oh come on, bin Laden was circumsized. That’s why he’s such a jackass. \*\* No, they couldn’t circumcise him- there’s no end to that prick. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/98 "2003-02-05T15:27:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MSU 1978 \* > \*\*No, they couldn’t circumcise him- there’s no end to that prick. \*\* D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/99 "2003-02-05T15:29:07Z")
I AM FUCK! FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/100 "2003-02-05T15:30:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*\*\*I MASTRUBATE TO THE TELLYTUBBIES!!! \*\* \*\* SOME PEOPEL CAN’T SPELL RIGHT WHEN THEY ARE MASTRUBATING!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=6)