# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/101 "2003-02-05T15:32:24Z")
I am sick and tired of stringing you people along. You’re so stupid it’s not even a challenge anymore. **Michael Ellis** , your days are numbered on this board. They’re not going to put up with your shit any longer than they put up with mine, Potsy. **Opal** , you’re a super-absorbant smegma-encrusted cuntwipe with extra-chewy dingleberries. And **Duck Duck Goose** , fuck fuck you! ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/102 "2003-02-05T15:38:37Z")
Juts wh o lit the fuses on y’alls tampons? buncha dumbfucks! idiotic shits! used toilet paper is what you are! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/103 "2003-02-05T15:45:10Z")
**cuauhtemoc** – if you’d quit munching on my ass and you wouldn’t have to know the texture of my dingleberries. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/104 "2003-02-05T16:12:14Z")
I can’t believe that no one has fucking responded to this yet. **Demostylus** , you should goddamn get it into your peasized fucking raisin of a brain that the meaning of life is forty-fucking-two! I’d slap you, but shit splatters. Bastards, all of you. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/105 "2003-02-05T16:21:47Z")
What a buch of weak ass rants, made by pathetic house bound shut-ins who are no doubt saving their urine is carefully labled jars, until their pathetic lives are snuffed out by one the numerous huge stacks of garbage which litter their disgusting hovels which they laughing call “home”. You inbred dim-witted bunch of puppy fuckers. Worse, I bet you all subscribe to **People Magazine**. Oops, sorry. That last bit went too far. . . ☹ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/106 "2003-02-05T16:27:38Z")
You’re just jealous that we have saved more urine than you. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/107 "2003-02-05T17:38:41Z")
How good and pleasant it is when brothers live together in unity! It is like precious oil poured on the head, running down on the beard, running down on Aaron’s beard, down upon the collar of his robes. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/108 "2003-02-05T17:48:39Z")
GOSH DARN IT. YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH BIG POOPY HEADS THAT YOUR HEADS ARE FULL OF POOP AND THEY SMELL LIKE POOP!!! sorry for my outburst. I’ll do better next time. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/109 "2003-02-05T18:04:28Z")
It’s just not fucking fair, no body cares. I try to love everyone, but it just kinda gets out of control. I didn’t really want to pick up that fire axe, it just sorta looke nice and big and red, mmm red like blodd mmm. I wasn’t going to pick it up, but it said to me “pick me up you evil bastard”. I didn’t think it was nice being rude to me like that so I picked it up in order to throw it out the window. In my hands though it felt so warm and looked so red, I like red it looks like blood, mmm. So I took the axe with me and weant to the straight dope, where all the nice people are. I met **Ryan-liam** who is ver nice, I smiler at him then hacked his legs off with the axe because he’s too tall thin and black haired. Then it was **Opal Cat** she was second so I said “hi Opal” imediately I hated myself for using such an old joke, Opal smiled so I hacked off her nose and ears. Finally I met **Pollycarp** he was surrounded by a golden hallo, gold like a Lexus (yuck) so I had to finnish him off, taking the axe in both hands I smashed down uppon his head, but as the axe was about to hit the axe head broke off a flying in my direction buried itself in my evil heart. Moral of the story, you can beat youth and beauty, but you can’t beat love. Cheers, Bippy (maybe I should cut down on listening to Nick Cave music) ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/110 "2003-02-05T18:18:34Z")
I cut Bippy pubes off, and stuck them on his face to make him Bippy the Bearded. ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/111 "2003-02-05T18:33:00Z")
My cat Cecil kicked OpalCat’s cats’ asses. Let the fur fly! He spits on all of you, and he has marked the drivers seats in all your cars with his wonderfully strong urine. You all deserved it. This is not satisfying to us at all, we must find something to kill. He is better than a ninja and there will be NO warning. It will be painful I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/112 "2003-02-05T18:35:30Z")
I don’t know why people keep saying I don’t like pitters. I do. But the fact is, God said in the Bible that pitting is wrong, and to pit with another pitter is an ABOMINATION. God is sending you all to hell. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/113 "2003-02-05T18:42:31Z")
Oh, great another fucking bible thumper coming in to spew religious claptrap. **Stephi** , do everyone a favor and shove your stupid book up your ass, and then flounce off to the hell you speak so fondly of. [sub]If anyone could somehow work ‘phallic vegetable’ into a reply flame, I’d be ever so grateful.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/114 "2003-02-05T18:43:21Z")
That’s it! This has gone on long enough. I’m closing this thread. …Hey, it’s not working…Oh, yeah - I’m not a moderator. That’s just a toy Sheriff badge I got at WalMart with Sheriff crossed out and Moderator written in. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/115 "2003-02-05T18:43:21Z")
That’s it, I’m leaving this board and I’m never coming back. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/116 "2003-02-05T18:46:20Z")
Seeya… ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/117 "2003-02-05T18:54:05Z")
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: **YOU ARE A WHORE AND A PHILANTHROPIST AND A LESBIAN AND A DWARF!** ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/118 "2003-02-05T18:56:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*That’s it, I’m leaving this board and I’m never coming back. > \*\* Can you say, “WHOOSH!”? No? I didn’t think so. I should know better than to use **sophisticated literary allusions** with you people. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/119 "2003-02-05T18:58:22Z")
Jane, you ignorant slut. ---
**Author:** ![MSU\_1978](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@MSU\_1978](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MSU_1978)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/120 "2003-02-05T19:03:50Z")
Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=7)