# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/121 "2003-02-05T19:09:30Z")
**MSU** , you ignorant slut. If you could take your head out of your ass (also known as Michgan) for a moment, you’d realize you haven’t even quoted Monty Python correctly. Jackass. ---
**Author:** ![MSU\_1978](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@MSU\_1978](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MSU_1978)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/122 "2003-02-05T19:27:25Z")
Alright, carrot. Your _mother_ was a hamster and your _father_ smelt of elderberries. Does that ease your sense of penis envy? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/123 "2003-02-05T19:29:41Z")
Oh, nice one, **carrot** way to spell “Michigan” correctly. Um, there are **2**"i"s in Michigan. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/124 "2003-02-05T19:32:48Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*Oh, nice one, **carrot** way to spell “Michigan” correctly. Um, there are **2**"i"s in Michigan. \*\* um…There are not! [sub]fuck[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/125 "2003-02-05T19:37:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carrot \* > \*\*um…There are not! > [sub]fuck[/sub] \*\* Well, damn the lying bitch of a third grade teacher who told me there were! Sneaky whore. How dare she befoul the minds of impressionable children with such utter poppycock?! And I hate the rest of you too. Assholes. ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/126 "2003-02-05T19:59:56Z")
AND FUCK CANADA! those ungrateful, fascist, imperialistic, war-mongering bastards! It’s time to take up arms! Defend youselves! here’s proof: [http://www.standonguard.com/](http://www.standonguard.com/) I don’t know why I even take my time too warn you worthless idiots. Where’s Michgan? They may be the first to be invaded. Serves the stinky headed fools right if so. ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/127 "2003-02-05T20:01:37Z")
Like Karp1234 said, LICK MY BALLS ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/128 "2003-02-05T20:10:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tunabreath \* > **… > Where’s Michgan? > …** Michgan’s part of Canada. A little, cold, dumb part. Dumb like you. And pasta. God, pasta’s stupid. What the hell idiot piece of shit kind of food product does it think it is, anyway? Betcha your momma likes pasta. She would. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/129 "2003-02-05T20:10:53Z")
Just get a fucking life, mmmkay? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/130 "2003-02-05T20:13:20Z")
Help me, or not. I don’t care. But if you’re not helping, then **Fucko Off!!!** SCORE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/131 "2003-02-05T20:18:31Z")
shutupShutUpSHUTUPshutupShutUpSHUTUPshutupShutUpSHUTUPshutupShutUpSHUTUP!!! **STOP FIGHTING! I HATE IT WHEN YOU FIGHT! _AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!_** \ ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/132 "2003-02-05T20:22:42Z")
Fuck you, **Kn\*ckers**. Don’t be talkin’ about pasta like that. Pasta roolz. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/133 "2003-02-05T20:28:13Z")
Suck it, **carrot**. You can go flagellate yourself with wet noodles, for all I care. And **Jester** - How dare you collapse like that? That’s so freaking inconsiderate. Didn’t you ever think that people might want to walk across that part of the floor? That they might be interested in looking at the unusual tile pattern? No, of course you didn’t. Cause you were all “Oh! I’m gonna collapse! I’ll do it right here, and the rest of the world can just deal!” That kind of attitude just makes me sick. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/134 "2003-02-05T20:35:09Z")
Bite me, **Kn\*ckers**. Why don’t you just go fuck yourself, while all right-thinking people enjoy all the wonder and joy that pasta has to offer. (And, yes, self-flagellation may be included for some. And who are you to judge that? He or she (or they) and pasta are in love!) But don’t be crawling back when that little slut rice cheats on you. You know how wild rice is. ---
**Author:** ![Goober\_McFly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@Goober\_McFly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goober_McFly)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/135 "2003-02-05T20:40:42Z")
**I LOVE ALL OF YOU!** ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/136 "2003-02-05T20:42:11Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*Michgan’s part of Canada. A little, cold, dumb part. > > \*\* Now you’ve crossed the line beeyatch. Nobody calls us Canada. Maybe you’re so cranky because all your getting is a little, cold, dumb, part. Look, you people are obviously too slow to get what I’m saying, and you can’t spell for shit, so fuck you. Sorry I’m not part of your elite clique, so go ahead and pile on me, I like it. Dickwads ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/137 "2003-02-05T20:43:05Z")
See **carrot** , the problem with pasta is that idiots like you get all beguiled by the nifty shapes and start thinking “Oh, it’s so cool looking! It’s can’t be evil!” Yeah, well Satan can assume a pleasing shape, too, ass-nugget. My rice may look like maggots, but at least it’s - UGH! MY RICE IS FULL OF MAGGOTS! _running and screaming and running and tripping and screaming_ ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/138 "2003-02-05T20:48:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Goober McFly \* > \*\ ***I LOVE ALL OF YOU!** \*\* Eew… ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/139 "2003-02-05T20:48:43Z")
Gotcha ya! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/140 "2003-02-05T20:50:04Z")
Kn\*ckers, you Hershey squirt! Does it make you feel big picking on Carrot? A stupid fuckin’ root! Moronic imbecile! If Jester sorry ass collapses what business is it of yours? Everyone knows you just kick the dumb bastard out of the way. Or dump cold pasta in his face. Yeah! after you put his hands in a bowl of water and paint his face and fingernails like a Singapore whore! You piece of shit! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=8)