# The Free-For-All Meltdown & Pile-On Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908 "2003-02-05T07:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/161 "2003-02-05T23:41:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2trew \* > \*\*sesquipedelian fucknozzle \*\* Ha! That’s sesquiped **a** lian! I TRIUMPH AGAIN! Yes, I know I said I was leaving. I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to do. None of you are the boss of me. ---
**Author:** ![Infectious\_Lass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Infectious\_Lass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infectious_Lass)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/162 "2003-02-05T23:42:32Z")
Fuck off all you Fuckers!!! You can all Fuck your Fucking selves and you are Fucking stupid and you can Fucking kiss my Fucking Arse! So fuck you! And your dogs! and your cats! and I will fuck your dogs and cats! and your mailboxes! 'cos I am fucking better than you! I am! So you can fuck that in your pipe and fuck it Fuckers! And I am never going to post on this Fucking board Again!. Until the next time. hey this is fun! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/163 "2003-02-05T23:43:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tunabreath \* > \*\*pravnik. That’s a commie name ain’tit? You can take that Gol Dern commy sex lizard an’ feed it ta the chickens fer as I’m concerned. Prevert! I can tell by oll them purdy wurds yer a french commy basturd ain’chya? FROG! You ware one o them cute little hats donhcya? Probbly one o those funny shirtz whot got them black and white stripe they go back an forth sideways like. > Mebbe sinse yous a commy some o them stripes is PINK an RED! Like the commy you is! > You make me wanna puke. Chitlin puke. With lard. And tripe. With pigs feet, with they cute litl toes, and pigs ears too. \*\* Hat. Very funny. Very very funny, considering _I don’t have a head!!!_ Betcha feel bad now, dontcha jerk store? ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/164 "2003-02-05T23:46:42Z")
I’m sorry Infectious Lass, I think we all agree that you have just gone too far. I think you need to step back, take a few deep breaths, count to three and then jump. I know it looks like a long way, just don’t look down. Can I get a second on this? anyone? ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/165 "2003-02-05T23:48:52Z")
I have a large selection of heads in my jerk store, I’m sure any would fit you seeing as they are al from fruit flies! You PINKO COMMIE FRUIT! gosh I feel gud ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/166 "2003-02-06T00:02:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > \*\*And **Duck Duck Goose** , fuck fuck you! \*\* See, when I read stuff like this tha makes me in all seriousness laugh out loud, it makes me sad that you’re obviously such a clever guy but you still have to be a jerk all the time. this is exactly why everyone starts all the threads about you over on the secret board. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/167 "2003-02-06T00:03:51Z")
_sigh_ no one ever tells me to fuck off so…lonely… ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/168 "2003-02-06T00:08:11Z")
That is because you are beneath being beneath contempt, **vibrotronica**. I will curse you now with consonants, as you are not worth the waste of my vowels: Fck ff, y drty btch. Now begone from my sight. I grow heavy with puke. ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/169 "2003-02-06T00:15:23Z")
vibrotronica fuck you, fuck your car. Fuck off. I cast the spell of traffic on you! wait, don’t run I just figured out how to say your name. grrrrrr,brain gears turning, shafts begining to strain. light bulb burning out. oil pressure too high. i smell smoke . shucx. vibrotronica isn’t that one of those fancy pants stereos? or a camera, camaro, thingy kind of thing? fuk you pravnik! BEGONE! ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/170 "2003-02-06T00:16:31Z")
puke drinker ---
**Author:** ![tarfu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tarfu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarfu)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/171 "2003-02-06T00:22:43Z")
Sheesh! Fuckin’ enough already! As a newbie, I must say that all you people already make me absolutely fuckin’ sick to my fuckin’ stomach to me a fuckin’ doper. Fuck you and you and you! You too, Fuckwad! And especially you, **pravnik**!!! ---
**Author:** ![tarfu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tarfu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarfu)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/172 "2003-02-06T00:31:06Z")
D’oh! Make that ‘be’ instead of ‘me’… Uhhhh, fuck myself? ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/173 "2003-02-06T00:36:10Z")
tarfu. right. kung fu warrior sling tar, feel the heat. what crap. tarfu, put in your salad and soup. crap. Just another Hershey squirt wannabe. YOU WISH! newby! Y’all looky heer, I gots me most near 40 posts now cowpie! you gottsa unnerstand pravnik, hes a commy pinko fruitfly and he ain got no head cus he’s to cheap to by one. I can make him a gud price from my jerk store . He’s all talk. No scrach. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/174 "2003-02-06T00:39:34Z")
What’s the debate? What’s the debate? What is your point? You have contradicted yourself 5 times. Cite? Just because something is cited somewhere doesn’t mean it’s true. I disagree. Oh, now we’re into ad hominems, huh? \*\*FACT:\*\*93% of your statements are undemonstrable. ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/175 "2003-02-06T00:39:34Z")
That’s it you goat raping children of whores. I’ve had it. You leave vibrotronica alone. At first I thought this whole verbal abuse thing was funny. Now the lack of wit you morons seem so hellbent on displaying is making me sick. You disgusting, pustule covered, rectum-publicans deserve whatever mental illnesses you have. Two words for Tunabarf: Nobody cares! Opalcat, you started this thread. If it sucks, blame yourself. **YOU ARE ALL ASSHATS** i told you i would do better next time. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/176 "2003-02-06T00:45:02Z")
and I just posted under my girlfriends username. Well call me Bullseye McShithead. Flame away:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/177 "2003-02-06T00:46:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Harborwolf \* > \*\*and I just posted under my girlfriends username. Well call me Bullseye McShithead. Flame away:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: \*\* Sez you, Bullseye McShithead. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/178 "2003-02-06T00:48:32Z")
That’s Mr. Bullseye McShithead to you buddy! ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/179 "2003-02-06T00:56:14Z")
Texas BBQ sux. Ican see a complex when I see one. Alias, don’t judge others by your own sins, it’s repehensable. I feel sorry for you. really, really NOT! If “Franticmad” had a brain … HaHaHa! statistics need to be taken into account in respect to the rest of the “Big Picture”. Poor FranticMad. Look here. You’re likely not going to get it but here goes. [www.statsass.com](http://www.statsass.com) It will prove anything you want, look for my personal links and see why you are wrong. Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya. childish little baby. I’m better than you are! I’m better than you are! I’m better than you are! ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908/180 "2003-02-06T00:57:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Harborwolf \* > \*\*and I just posted under my girlfriends username. Well call me Bullseye McShithead. Flame away:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: \*\* Now who’s the asshat, hmmmm? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-free-for-all-meltdown-pile-on-thread/152908.md?page=10)