# ...The fuck, Ecmandu? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182 "2014-07-15T17:15:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/41 "2014-07-15T19:48:51Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Where have you been since 2002-hiding in a hole? Oh, I was going to add that I probably had done so in some other thread, but can’t really remember any, so it probably wasn’t very recent. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/42 "2014-07-15T19:49:05Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Dude needs to get laid. Who wants to fall on _that_ plastic sandwich sword? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/43 "2014-07-15T19:51:57Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Oh, I was going to add that I probably had done so in some other thread, but can’t really remember any, so it probably wasn’t very recent. Oh, I don’t know about that. **[Treat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=728313)** came pretty damn close. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/44 "2014-07-15T19:54:58Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Who wants to fall on _that_ plastic sandwich sword? Not it! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/45 "2014-07-15T19:56:40Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Oh, I don’t know about that. **[Treat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=728313)** came pretty damn close. He was witnessing. Having strong religious beliefs doesn’t necessarily impair your ability to function in society. I can’t imagine **Ecmandu** being able to have any human contact that doesn’t completely scare the other person away. \*Hey, I was noticing you across the room, and wanted to gently talk to you about my theory that women are the cause of men committing suicide. It all starts with women being psychopaths… \* ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/46 "2014-07-15T20:01:58Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > He was witnessing. Having strong religious beliefs doesn’t necessarily impair your ability to function in society. I can’t imagine **Ecmandu** being able to have any human contact that doesn’t completely scare the other person away. > > \*Hey, I was noticing you across the room, and wanted to gently talk to you about my theory that women are the cause of men committing suicide. It all starts with women being psychopaths… \* I stand corrected. I shouldn’t lump the Ecmandu sociopath crazy with the Treat religious zealot crazy. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/47 "2014-07-15T20:04:20Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > Yes, pitworthy is a judgement call for this guy. > > He needs therapy. I think he needs Haldol. Seriously. Or maybe Risperdal. Or both. I’m not trying to be flippant. I really think this guy needs to be on anti-psychotics. Quickly. Before he kills a woman. OK, the last bit was a little flippant, but I really think this guy is not living in the same reality as the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/48 "2014-07-15T20:06:06Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Oh, I don’t know about that. **[Treat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=728313)** came pretty damn close. Thank you for that link. That guy is borderline TimeCube. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/49 "2014-07-15T20:22:24Z")
> [@Calatin](#): > > Thank you for that link. That guy is borderline TimeCube. From that link: > [@Jonathan Chance](#): > > It’s great to bring a YouTube video into a discussion :eek::eek::eek::smack: ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/50 "2014-07-15T20:24:36Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > From that link: :eek::eek::eek::smack: Your comment needed more :smack:s. I think there that thread established a 5 “facepalm” minimum. I’m on page 5 and trying my best not to laugh at my desk. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/51 "2014-07-15T20:34:32Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > I think he needs Haldol. Seriously. Or maybe Risperdal. Or both. I’m not trying to be flippant. I really think this guy needs to be on anti-psychotics. You kidding? Those things kill your libido! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/52 "2014-07-15T20:35:11Z")
Thanks to the OP I now have a bastardized ABBA song going through my head: _There was something in the air that night Now what the fuck, **Ecmandu**?_ ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/53 "2014-07-15T20:38:59Z")
> [@Trion](#): > > I guess Dave hasn’t had much to do since “Cerebus” ended. Ouch. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/54 "2014-07-15T21:06:28Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Thanks to the OP I now have a bastardized ABBA song going through my head: > > _There was something in the air that night > Now what the fuck, **Ecmandu**?_ Could be worse. Like, Bob Seger worse. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/55 "2014-07-15T21:12:24Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Thanks to the OP I now have a bastardized ABBA song going through my head: > > _There was something in the air that night > Now what the fuck, **Ecmandu**?_ Gack. Damn you, now it’s stuck in my head. ---
**Author:** ![Tiktaalik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7cd45c/32.png) [@Tiktaalik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiktaalik)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/56 "2014-07-15T21:13:20Z")
I’m single and doing alright. But I don’t think I’m hooking up with 90% of the available women. I am nice. Also a bartender, that always helps. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/57 "2014-07-15T21:16:58Z")
> [@Tiktaalik](#): > > I’m single and doing alright. But I don’t think I’m hooking up with 90% of the available women. I am nice. Also a bartender, that always helps. Yeah, the rest of us guys can hear the females chanting in the distance, “_All hail The BoozeMaster!_”, and hope in vain to get your leftovers at the end of the night. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tiktaalik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7cd45c/32.png) [@Tiktaalik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiktaalik)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/58 "2014-07-15T21:24:53Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Yeah, the rest of us guys can hear the females chanting in the distance, “_All hail The BoozeMaster!_”, and hope in vain to get your leftovers at the end of the night. 😃 Hey, I can get you a job. No need to be mean! 😃 It’s more like we get the leftovers at the end of the night. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/59 "2014-07-15T22:09:04Z")
The linked thread was worth the read just for QuickSilver’s “self-correcting mutation” observation. I will absolutely be stealing that for later use. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/60 "2014-07-15T23:03:12Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > I think he needs Haldol. Seriously. Or maybe Risperdal. Or both. I’m not trying to be flippant. I really think this guy needs to be on anti-psychotics. Quickly. Before he kills a woman. OK, the last bit was a little flippant, but I really think this guy is not living in the same reality as the rest of us. Not necessarily flippant. Elliot Rodgers was cut from the same cloth. MRA idiots are the worst. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182.md?page=4)