# ...The fuck, Ecmandu?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 15, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182 "2014-07-15T17:15:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/101 "2014-07-17T00:45:46Z")

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With people like her and **Bad Astronomer** we have the elite of former members who are too big to talk to us anymore.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/102 "2014-07-17T04:49:02Z")

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_Ecmandu…  
Well you came and we knew you were flaky.  
Your threads have been locked away.  
Ecmandu…  
Your views about girls are quite shaky.  
We don’t need you to stay.  
Ecmandu…_

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/103 "2014-07-17T14:22:17Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
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> Ecmandu reminds me of Kat Hat Sung.

Kat Hat Sung? Everybody knows one…

(I think every garden grows one, too)

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/104 "2014-07-17T14:42:09Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
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> Ecmandu reminds me of Kat Hat Sung.

Is that anything like Cat Scratch Fever?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/105 "2014-07-17T19:13:01Z")

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I would just like to thank **Ecmandu** for making this here thread happen.

_and I would really like to see the script, to see for myself how bad this musical really is_

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/106 "2014-07-17T19:47:49Z")

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_Ecmandu, Ecmandu  
Riding through the Glenn.  
Ecmandu, Ecmandu  
With his band of men.  
He’s a nice guy  
But he can’t get a date  
Ecmandu, Ecmandu, Ecmandu_

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/107 "2014-07-18T07:26:06Z")

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Confucius he say, “Many man try, but **Ecmandu** ”.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-ecmandu/693182/108 "2014-07-18T17:45:37Z")

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\*Can you hear the drums **Ecmandu**?  
I remember long ago another stupid thread like this  
In MPSIMS **Ecmandu**  
You were raving to yourself and softly strumming your pet peeve  
I could hear the distant mods  
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar

They were closer now **Ecmandu**  
Every post every minute seemed to last eternally  
I was so afraid **Ecmandu**  
We were sexually blackmailed and none of us prepared to die  
And I’m not ashamed to say  
The roar of stupid nonsense almost made me cry

There was something in the air that night  
You’re not too bright, **Ecmandu**  
You were trolling there for you and me  
For lunacy, **Ecmandu**  
Though we never thought that you’d shut up  
There’s no regret  
If I had to do the same again  
I would, my friend, **Ecmandu**.\*

Regards,  
Shodan

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