# The FUCK YOU thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 1, 1999, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686 "1999-10-01T02:59:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)
#### Post date: [October 1, 1999, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/1 "1999-10-01T02:59:00Z")
Since this is the BBQ Pit, I might as well start a FUCK YOU thread for all the people that annoy, piss you off, or just need to be told to fuck off. I’ll start…
Fuck you, lying manager, for saying that I got the job 3 weeks ago, then saying that I didn’t get it now.
Fuck you, AOL, for deleting my web page without notice.
Fuck you, all you truck drivers that decide to cut me off for no reason and try to drive me off the road.
And finally, fuck you all my cousins in Canada. Just because I was in vacation didn’t mean for you assholes to treat everyone like shit just \to get me to have fun\ so I had to babysit your dumbasses while you all were too busy getting stoned all day. And fuck you for almost killing me in that car accident. I wished I walked out that car the lone survivor, but, oh well, I never get what I want anyways.
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### Author:  [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)
#### Post date: [October 1, 1999, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/2 "1999-10-01T05:48:00Z")
Shit, Louie, WTF? Almost killing you?
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Cessandra
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### Author:  [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [October 1, 1999, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/3 "1999-10-01T14:20:00Z")
Fuck you, cousin who I’ve never met. You moved to my state and I invited you over twice. The first time you called and said you were too drunk to drive over, the second time you didn’t even bother to call. I’ll call you again when I win the lottery, just so I can rub it in your face.
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Most common question I get: “Are you really hearing impaired?”
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### Author:  [@engineerboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineerboy)
#### Post date: [October 2, 1999, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/4 "1999-10-02T09:16:00Z")
FUCK YOU!!! Ex-Fiancee who asked me to move all the way across the country to be with you(as a result I’d quit my job, told my family and friends I was leaving and given up my apartment)… only to have you join the GOD DAMN ARMY!! (at least, that’s her story, but I think her ex-boyfriend may have had a hand in undermining our relationship) Fuck you, for making me feel like it was my fault because I couldn’t bring myself to move to Korea, or where ever else they were going to send you… fuck you for the phone bills and the airfares… and a million other fuck you’s…
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [October 2, 1999, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/5 "1999-10-02T14:59:00Z")
A great, big, juicy **FUCK YOU** to AOL, for just being you.
FUCK YOUto every driver that doesn’t understand the concept of “slow traffic keep right”.
An extra special FUCK YOU to the IRS.
A nice, hot, steamy shitburger with an ice-cold glass of FUCK YOU for my pissy co-workers.
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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [October 2, 1999, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/6 "1999-10-02T16:30:00Z")
Fuck you, Citibank Visa for fucking up my credit though they should be fucking with my ex-fucking-wife 'cause the fucking debts were run up in her fucking name to help her fucking boyfriend who she was fucking fucking behind my fucking back more than two and a half fucking years ago and I’m still fucking paying for it.
Fuck you brithael.
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### Author:  [@BenDover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BenDover)
#### Post date: [October 2, 1999, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/7 "1999-10-02T19:30:00Z")
Hey, ChiefScott, you left out the fucking horse that the fucking bitch rode the fuck in on.
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I have as much authority as the Pope; I just don’t have as many people who believe it! - George Carlin
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### Author:  [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)
#### Post date: [October 2, 1999, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/8 "1999-10-02T22:14:00Z")
Fuck you, whichever government moron it was who deregulated the banking industry, causing an orgy of mergers and acquisitions, one of the casualties of which was my beloved hometown bank, replaced by an impersonal, inflexible, monolitihic corporate behemoth that won’t let me decide what I want done with my own money. Fuck your mother straight to hell!
Fuck you, Bill Gates, for making crappy software that doesn’t work right, due to sloppy, thoughtless, bug-ridden design that the people you have working for you apparently don’t have time to fix before the final product is released. And then you just come out with a new product with even more stupid mistakes. I am going to track you down, Bill, and when I find you, I am going to debug you and reboot you. I am going to defragment your hard drive. Do you hear me, Bill? I am going to give you a beta test you will never forget! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, you know. Oh, and beware of the penguins.
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### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [October 3, 1999, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/9 "1999-10-03T01:14:00Z")
Fuck every politician in my province. You bastards have done everything in your power to drive small business into the ground.
I have a tiny business, with an employee count of 2, for fuck’s sake! I spend more and more time filling out forms, looking up regulations and collecting taxes for you, and still you keep piling it on.
Fuck you, assholes! I’ve never voted for any of you, and I never will.
When you see a ballot that says “None of the above,” that’s me, morons.
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### Author:  [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)
#### Post date: [October 3, 1999, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/10 "1999-10-03T01:50:00Z")
A huge fuck you to people who fake injuries and claim to be disabled. (don’t ask)
Fuck you! Fuck you! I hope you actually DO get permanently crippled!!!
Bwuhaaaaaaa!
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Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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### Author:  [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)
#### Post date: [October 3, 1999, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/11 "1999-10-03T07:19:00Z")
Fuck you Burger King for giving me food poisioning and a bad case of the runs, again. But then again, what would I expect from a microwaved burger with yellow lettuce covered in mayo, pink tomatoes, onion cores, meat that tastes like dull, dried out shit, and soggy buns.
Fuck you Toyota for making a piece of shit van. Now we have to replace the steering column and the damn fuel injectors every year. We’re sticking to American, thanks to you scamming assholes.
Fuck you to all my friends for \sharing\ shoving their sex lives into my face, just to get me all jealous. I don’t give a shit if you want to give a blow job to your boyfriend or not, just shut up about it!
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### Author:  [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)
#### Post date: [October 3, 1999, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/12 "1999-10-03T20:31:00Z")
How about a big f.u. to Gateway Drug, who gave away the ending to “American Beauty” in the MPSIMS section?
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Tim
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
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### Author:  [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)
#### Post date: [October 3, 1999, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/13 "1999-10-03T20:52:00Z")
_ **FUCK YOU** _, o my menopausal, bitchy, utterly selfish, male-bashing, cliquish, sniping, back-stabbing, two-faced, tight-assed, better-than-you and holier-than-thou, psycho hosebeast, seething bile-soaked pustules on a tapeworm’s cilia co-workers.
There should be a law against twenty-five menopausal women working together.
Christ on a fucking go-kart.
Ahhhh . . . thanks, Louie. Much better.
-andros-
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### Author:  [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)
#### Post date: [October 3, 1999, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/14 "1999-10-03T21:06:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> Christ on a fucking go-kart"
I’d definitely pay to see _THAT!_.
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> Fuck you Burger King for giving me food poisioning and a bad case of the runs, again.
Uh, Louie: Ever thought of junking elsewhere?
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [October 4, 1999, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/15 "1999-10-04T22:33:00Z")
Fuck you, Candy Manship, and fuck your convocations to Hell. Why the fuck do these bastards think I have nothing better to do with my fucking Tuesday afternoons than go to fucking convocations. I don’t want a fucking class ring, so why the fuck should I go to the convocation about it? But it’s FUCKING MANDATORY!! So I have to fucking do my laundry and write a fucking lab report AND go to this FUCKING convo. I could do my lab later, during my fucking extended weekend, but I also have 7 fucking journals due when I get back from the only fucking visit I have at home for another fucking month.
And a big FUCK YOU to the inconsiderate bastards in Dining Service. I suppose yu need to get 7 glasses of milk at a time so you don’t have to haul your fat ass 6 feet to the dispenser, so its’ perfectly justified that I had to wait 5 minutes to get my 1 fucking glass. And fuck you, too, stupid bitch who had her 17 friends standing all around while I’m trying to make a fucking sandwhich, because all the fuicking entrees are shit. Thanks to you I had to stand with my tray like a jackass while all your damn friend who already had their food were in the fucking way.
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### Author:  [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)
#### Post date: [October 4, 1999, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/16 "1999-10-04T22:44:00Z")
See? Doesn’t it feel better now, John?
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [October 4, 1999, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/17 "1999-10-04T23:13:00Z")
Damn straight.
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### Author:  [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)
#### Post date: [October 6, 1999, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/18 "1999-10-06T05:30:00Z")
Fuck you Shell gas station for running out of regular gas and making me pay an extra $15 for premium. Fucking ripoff.
Fuck you to my friend who, once again, cancelled plans on the last minute. Are you really that unreliable? You really must have shit-for-brains.
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### Author:  [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)
#### Post date: [October 7, 1999, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/19 "1999-10-07T05:06:00Z")
Fuck you Canon for making a piece of shit printer that never works.
Fuck you to my old high school, for proving to everyone again and again that they’re all self-centered rich snobby dumbasses.
Fuck you to the person who wanted me to wait for her to study for a test, then never showed up. Oh well, you’re the one getting the F, not me.
Fuck you, Highway Patrol, for turning your sirens on me, then when I start to pull over, you speed off past me.
When is Saturday going to come? I’m not having a good week. ☹
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [October 7, 1999, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck-you-thread/3686/20 "1999-10-07T06:46:00Z")
A short, sharp, Fuck you to Internet Explorer for not letting me download files that I need this week. Bastards.
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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.
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