# the FUCK?! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024 "2012-06-23T04:04:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/41 "2012-06-23T05:11:14Z")
Oh great! And I had just cued up my _Wizard of Oz_ soundtrack to play “Ding, Dong! the Witch is Dead.” j/k!!! Glad you’re back amongst the living! Who wants to spearhead the collection to get **umkay** a, “I died and came back to life and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” T-shirt? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/42 "2012-06-23T05:14:22Z")
Glad you’re still kicking, **umkay**. What a twisted, pathetic, sick fuck that guy/gal is. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/43 "2012-06-23T05:17:12Z")
If you’re not dead… _Then whose body is that?!_ ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/44 "2012-06-23T05:18:18Z")
Are you going to change your sn to Zomby Umkay? ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/45 "2012-06-23T05:29:18Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > What do I do with all this pie I was going to bring? I’ll take it! As long as it’s not coconut, I hate coconut. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/46 "2012-06-23T05:31:35Z")
Ooh! I’ll take the coconut pie! ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/47 "2012-06-23T05:32:08Z")
I’m very happy to see this thread. Who does a sick thing like that? ---
**Author:** ![Curiosity\_Kills\_Her](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@Curiosity\_Kills\_Her](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curiosity_Kills_Her)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/48 "2012-06-23T05:36:00Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > Who wants to spearhead the collection to get **umkay** a, “I died and came back to life and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” T-shirt? “I died on the Dope.” ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/49 "2012-06-23T05:46:15Z")
Or how about a gift subscription/membership to the Dope? That way she can have a custom sig-line. Maybe something like, “I’m umkay / you’re notokay”? [Dr. Zoidberg]What? Too soon?[/D.Z.] d&r ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/50 "2012-06-23T05:46:25Z")
> [@Curiosity\_Kills\_Her](#): > > “I died on the Dope.” nice username/post combo - Thats good for the front of the shirt - need to add a sign to the back of her chair that says “wwwoooooooosh” ---
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/51 "2012-06-23T05:52:20Z")
Sooo… We gonna get this wake under way or what? i bought some boooze and some zombie brain cupcakes [http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/zombie-brain-cupcakes](http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/zombie-brain-cupcakes) Hands the first glass to \*\*Umkay \*\*: what would you like? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/52 "2012-06-23T06:16:54Z")
Okaaaaay. I had read part of your thread but never posted in it. But the Umkay is dead thread sort of set off my bullshit meter. I started to think the entire thing was a prank. Glad you are back and I’m glad you’re not fake. Now that other poster… ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/53 "2012-06-23T06:29:20Z")
The wake would be way cool. I’d love to go. I’d fear, though, that that TSF would show up and lurk amongst us. (TSF = twisted, sick f\_\_\_) But then that would contradict what I said in another thread, that we should only focus on the good and positive things, and not on the few TSFs in this world. So, screw it, let’s do it! Wake for **umkay** : I’m in. I’ll bring the jello shots! Give me enough advanced notice, though, as I’m coming from Nor Cal. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/54 "2012-06-23T06:31:45Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > Biggest. Whoosh. Ever. And not in a good way. We’ve had one that was bigger and lasted longer, but don’t ask about it. It was THAT anger-provoking and embarrassing. And hilarious, but don’t ask about it. **umkay** , I am happy that you are feeling better. Or feeling worse, since pain is Nature’s way of telling you that you are alive. (trying to figure that out) Okay, I’m just glad you are alive. ---
**Author:** ![tesseract](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/55 "2012-06-23T06:42:11Z")
> [@madrabbitwoman](#): > > Sooo… We gonna get this wake under way or what? > > i bought some boooze and some zombie brain cupcakes [http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/zombie-brain-cupcakes](http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/zombie-brain-cupcakes) > > Hands the first glass to \*\*Umkay \*\*: what would you like? Love those cupcakes!! Did you use real zombie brains? ---
**Author:** ![umkay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/43a26b/32.png) [@umkay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umkay)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/56 "2012-06-23T06:56:51Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Okaaaaay. > I had read part of your thread but never posted in it. But the Umkay is dead thread sort of set off my bullshit meter. I started to think the entire thing was a prank. > > Glad you are back and I’m glad you’re not fake. > > Now that other poster… What was it exactly that set off your bullshit meter? I’m guessing it might have been my “brother” posting on a thread I’d already said a few times he didn’t know about, before I’ve been “dead” even 24 hours? Yeah, I bet it was that. 🙂 And that’s one of the things that pissed me off so bad about this dipshit. He/she made it look like I was a fucking drama queen, and cast a weird light on my whole time here. Yes, I’m real. Yes, I’m alive. No, I’m not a drama queen. And I’m probably going to be around here (the Dope, Earth) a good, long time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/57 "2012-06-23T07:01:10Z")
> [@tesseract](#): > > Love those cupcakes!! Did you use real zombie brains? \*\* OF COURSE\*\* fresh from the farm…_.the body farm…_ please note that that was just a picture i got through google. Not cupcakes hand dug up by me. cool though yes? ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/58 "2012-06-23T07:15:26Z")
> [@umkay](#): > > What was it exactly that set off your bullshit meter? I’m guessing it might have been my “brother” posting on a thread I’d already said a few times he didn’t know about, before I’ve been “dead” even 24 hours? Yeah, I bet it was that. 🙂 > > And that’s one of the things that pissed me off so bad about this dipshit. He/she made it look like I was a fucking drama queen, and cast a weird light on my whole time here. > > Yes, I’m real. Yes, I’m alive. No, I’m not a drama queen. And I’m probably going to be around here (the Dope, Earth) a good, long time. 🙂 Personally, I was suspicious because nothing you wrote indicated that you were anything other than perfectly healthy. Remember - I have a brother with a similar issue. He won’t be dropping dead tomorrow for no reason, either. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/59 "2012-06-23T07:16:38Z")
Kudos to the docs who revived you. Too bad you can no longer remember your brother who posted here. ---
**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2012, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024/60 "2012-06-23T07:40:49Z")
Holy crap what a day! I’d been thinking about umkay and what a tragedy to loose someone so young and so vibrant. Then I get back on and find this! Big happy dance for umkay! (Massive crap sandwich for notokay. - that thread screwed with my brain for hours today you stupid turdblossom. I hope your house gets infested with fleas and spiders!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fuck/626024.md?page=4)