# The Fucking Moron Club of the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 19, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794 "2007-02-19T06:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/1 "2007-02-19T06:50:08Z")
It’s official. Created by **QED** , I think… Whatever. It’s from that pit thread about the guy who was paid to leave. It was entertaining once, for about 20 minutes. Anyway, the current roster is: **QED** , myself, [EddyTeddyFreddy], and some other people whose names I forget because I’m a fucking moron. Anybody else want to join? Of course, you’d have to be a fucking moron not to 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/2 "2007-02-19T06:59:26Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Anybody else want to join? Of course, you’d have to be a fucking moron not to 😃 [/QUOTE] Wait. Are you saying anyone who’s a fucking moron shouldn’t join? Or am I just a fucking moron? And does that mean I should join or I shouldn’t? Will there be pie? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/3 "2007-02-19T07:01:31Z")
I don’t want to join, myself, but can one nominate others? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/4 "2007-02-19T07:02:33Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Will there be pie? [/QUOTE] What a fucking moronic question. Yes, there will be pie. Lots and lots of pie. You’re in. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/5 "2007-02-19T07:04:08Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] I don’t want to join, myself, but can one nominate others? [/QUOTE] As long as it’s not a flame, then by all means. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/6 "2007-02-19T17:20:49Z")
I post questions in GQ that could (and will) be answered by a simple Google search. I also post MPSIMS threads that repeat what another poster already posted an hour ago. Can I join? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/7 "2007-02-19T17:25:04Z")
\<—moron ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/8 "2007-02-19T17:51:18Z")
[QUOTE=CynicalGabe] I post questions in GQ that could (and will) be answered by a simple Google search. I also post MPSIMS threads that repeat what another poster already posted an hour ago. Can I join? [/QUOTE] Hey, wait a minute, I’ve done all of those things … oh, crap, I \*HAVE \* done all of those things! Aw, hell, sign me up. No, no, no, on second thought – I don’t want to be part of a group with standards so low that it’d admit me. Fucking morons! ---
**Author:** ![unfinished\_symphony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d9b06d/32.png) [@unfinished\_symphony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unfinished_symphony)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/9 "2007-02-19T17:55:09Z")
at last! A thread on my level 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/10 "2007-02-19T18:13:50Z")
Maybe it’s best for me to sign up just as a precautionary measure. Then when somebody accuses me of being a FuMo, I’ll at least have the consolation of knowing the secret handshake. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/11 "2007-02-19T18:19:03Z")
Do we get decoder rings? Is there a secret handshake? How will I know if I’m accepted? What day is it? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/12 "2007-02-19T18:49:21Z")
May I suggest the Utinam Club for the gentleman of less than stellar acomplishment. "Indeed, the name of the club explains its raison d’etre–Utinam, a Latin ejaculation equivalent to our ‘Would to Heaven!’ or ‘Would that I could be!’ To be eligible for membership in the Utinam Club, one must have had a distinct object or ambition in life and then have failed to realize it.” It’s ironic that I’ve never seen another book by this author. [The Gates of Chance by Van Tassel Sutphen](http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/3758) It’s like an American Sherlock Homes novel. Only this rich intellegent man believes in Lady Luck. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/13 "2007-02-19T18:54:00Z")
Hey, I’m a fucking moron too! Duhee! ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/14 "2007-02-19T19:02:33Z")
This is a trap. :eek: I’m not joining any club that would have me. 😛 As Groucho Marx would have said if he ever spoke. What? ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/15 "2007-02-19T19:06:08Z")
Moron? Check. Fucking? Well, I might need a hand with that one. ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/16 "2007-02-19T19:11:51Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] May I suggest the Utinam Club for the gentleman of less than stellar acomplishment. [/QUOTE] Yeah right! Except that ‘utinam’ spelled backward is ‘manitu’! Which was the name of that evil doctor who killed Sherlock Holmes at Niagara Falls! Nice try, **Harmonious Discord** – or should I say, ’ DrocsiD SouoinomarH ’ – aka COUNT DRACULA! ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/17 "2007-02-19T19:19:14Z")
I don’t like fucking morons, I prefer wimmins of a higher intellectual level. I guess that means I’m in by virtue of being out? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/18 "2007-02-19T19:43:13Z")
I, for one, welcome our new fucking moron overlords. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/19 "2007-02-19T19:55:04Z")
Why should I join your club when I have a perfectly good one of my own… The Celibate Maroons. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/20 "2007-02-19T20:01:32Z")
[QUOTE=UncleRojelio] I, for one, welcome our new fucking moron overlords. [/QUOTE] Oh, don’t fawn. Just send money. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794.md?page=2)