# The Fucking Moron Club of the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 19, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794 "2007-02-19T06:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/21 "2007-02-19T20:09:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, don’t fawn. > Just send money. :dubious: You realize this raises serious speculation as to the authenticity of your moronity. (moronness? moronocity?) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/22 "2007-02-19T20:16:51Z")
[QUOTE=olivesmarch4th] You realize this raises serious speculation as to the authenticity of your moronity. [/QUOTE] Oh crap. Can I get back to you on that? ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/23 "2007-02-19T20:21:23Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] Oh, don’t fawn. Just send money. [/QUOTE] Disregard this crazy talk; it is perfectly acceptable to fawn _and_ send money. Or you could send a fawn _with_ money. That would be cute! Then we could have a petting zoo. See, that’s the kind of useful advice you don’t get from Dracula. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/24 "2007-02-19T20:25:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Or you could send a fawn with money. That would be cute! Then we could have a petting zoo. That does it, I’m **in!** ---
**Author:** ![InappropriateHumor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@InappropriateHumor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InappropriateHumor)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/25 "2007-02-19T20:27:14Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] Do we get decoder rings? Is there a secret handshake? How will I know if I’m accepted? What day is it? [/QUOTE] What if my moronity (moronness?) is such that I can’t get the hang of or even remember a secret handshake? Does that exclude me or make me a shoo-in? ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/26 "2007-02-19T20:27:57Z")
I’m willing to refrain from participation in the club, ever, for a sun of $500, payable two years from now. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/27 "2007-02-19T20:37:42Z")
Where can you get a sun for $500? I could do _so_ many cool things with one. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/28 "2007-02-19T20:46:44Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Where can you get a sun for $500? I could do _so_ many cool things with one. [/QUOTE] [Geek Alert]An old Korean Sparc5 knockoff, perhaps? 😃 [/G.K.] (OK, sorry for the uncaught, unedited typo :o ) ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/29 "2007-02-19T21:12:13Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] [Geek Alert]An old Korean Sparc5 knockoff, perhaps? 😃 [/G.K.] (OK, sorry for the uncaught, unedited typo :o ) [/QUOTE] Well now you’re just being a fucking moron, which invalidates your earlier proposal because you’re now a member. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/30 "2007-02-19T21:14:41Z")
Oh, OK ☹ :: perks up :: I’ll still take $300 to go away now, however. For $400 I’ll even do it without subjecting everyone to any more awful geeky puns! ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/31 "2007-02-19T21:40:26Z")
I should’a been a blowjob. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/32 "2007-02-20T01:09:45Z")
[QUOTE=dnooman] Moron? Check. Fucking? Well, I might need a hand with that one. [/QUOTE] But, but, but, if you need a hand with it, is it fucking?!?? I’m too much of a moron to figure it out. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/33 "2007-02-20T01:10:35Z")
What are the rules? Actually, fuck off. I don’t care about the rules. Don’t sign me up, I’m in. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/34 "2007-02-20T01:14:53Z")
What _kind_ of pie? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/35 "2007-02-20T01:21:15Z")
[QUOTE=Kat] What _kind_ of pie? [/QUOTE] Pie shaped like an enormous pie. Thanks for asking. ---
**Author:** ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/36 "2007-02-20T01:23:53Z")
[QUOTE=Kat] What _kind_ of pie? [/QUOTE] Soitanly not humble. Likely not shoo-fly. I was an early inductee to thishere club but seem destined to have a simulmembership to Utinam > [@](#): > > "Indeed, the name of the club explains its raison d’etre–Utinam, a Latin ejaculation equivalent to our ‘Would to Heaven!’ or ‘Would that I could be!’ To > be eligible for membership in the Utinam Club, one must have had a > distinct object or ambition in life and then have failed to realize it.” (it appears to have some connection with dating latinos - wheee!) Now where is my pie? ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/37 "2007-02-20T01:34:19Z")
When come back br… wait…what? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/38 "2007-02-20T01:41:55Z")
Oh, sure I go away for a bit and when I come back, some fucking moron has moved the clubhouse. That’s ludicrous! That’s total BS! That’s… Did someone mention pie? ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/39 "2007-02-20T01:50:29Z")
me me me me me me me! (jumps up and down like a Mountain Dew-ed up lunatic) now where’s this clubhouse I send the $500 to to get the secret decoder ring and fawn pie? and did someone mention celibate macaroons? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/40 "2007-02-20T02:39:27Z")
Now, see, I would have preferred pie shaped like an enormous pi, but I guess I gotta settle for what I can get. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794.md?page=3)