# The Fucking Moron Club of the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 19, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794 "2007-02-19T06:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/41 "2007-02-20T02:46:34Z")
[QUOTE=Kat] Now, see, I would have preferred pie shaped like an enormous pi, but I guess I gotta settle for what I can get. [/QUOTE] Square pi? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/42 "2007-02-20T02:49:48Z")
I often post parody song lyrics, bad puns and references to 70’s punk bands. Surely that qualifies me…? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/43 "2007-02-20T02:52:15Z")
What was this thread about again? I’m in! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/44 "2007-02-20T02:56:46Z")
I shall recommend an initation for all new fucking morons: Forced ingestion of Fawn Pie! Oh hell, let’s throw in some felching for good measure. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/45 "2007-02-20T03:00:41Z")
[QUOTE=Quiddity Glomfuster] Square pi? [/QUOTE] Pie are squared? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/46 "2007-02-20T03:02:18Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] Pie are squared? [/QUOTE] Hey, a fucking moron would not get that joke… am I kicked out? ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/47 "2007-02-20T03:56:19Z")
I’m in. But I’ll leave for $500 in two years. And pie. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/48 "2007-02-20T04:52:26Z")
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy] I don’t like fucking morons, I prefer wimmins of a higher intellectual level. I guess that means I’m in by virtue of being out? [/QUOTE] Why do you hate fucking morons? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/49 "2007-02-20T05:24:49Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] Pie are squared? [/QUOTE] Pie are round! Oh, come on…somebody had to do it! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/50 "2007-02-20T06:25:06Z")
Why am I thinking of a vampire deer who bakes pies? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/51 "2007-02-20T06:25:59Z")
[QUOTE=Captain Carrot] Pie are round! Oh, come on…somebody had to do it! [/QUOTE] Cornbread are square. Can a Moderator join this club? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/52 "2007-02-20T06:34:08Z")
1. Fucking… 2. Moron… 3. Hi Opal. Seriously, I think my position should be clear. Member! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/53 "2007-02-20T06:38:55Z")
Fucking Moron Club? In that case Hail to your king! Bring pie. ---
**Author:** ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/54 "2007-02-20T06:45:00Z")
[QUOTE=Czarcasm] Cornbread are square. Can a Moderator join this club? [/QUOTE] I dunno. Does calling people squares make you a fucking moron? ''Cause I’m thinking maybe it means that you never get any ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/55 "2007-02-20T07:09:49Z")
This thread is increasing by leaps and boundaries! I’m so excited I could screw a horse. In other news, I am happy that drunk posting is allowed, because I am doing it… maybe! God I am a fucking moron! CATHARSIS time baby! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/56 "2007-02-20T07:41:32Z")
> [@](#): > > God I am a fucking moron! CATHARSIS time baby! Are you okay? Like, for real? ---
**Author:** ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/57 "2007-02-20T07:46:13Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] This thread is increasing by leaps and boundaries! I’m so excited I could screw a horse. In other news, I am happy that drunk posting is allowed, because I am doing it… maybe! God I am a fucking moron! CATHARSIS time baby! [/QUOTE] Cathart away! Cart hats away? Something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/58 "2007-02-20T07:51:47Z")
[QUOTE=olivesmarch4th] Are you okay? Like, for real? [/QUOTE] I’m fine; I just got a little excited. I’m new to _posting_ on this board and tend to be very narcisstic, so any time a thread I make becomes popular I almost die with orga… I am very happy. I am grateful for your concern. Back to the show! Fucking morons… ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/59 "2007-02-20T08:02:36Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I’m fine; I just got a little excited. I’m new to _posting_ on this board and tend to be very narcisstic, so any time a thread I make becomes popular I almost die with orga… I am very happy. I am grateful for your concern. Back to the show! Fucking morons… [/QUOTE] You’re not supposed to talk about it! Gosh! Fucking moron! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/60 "2007-02-20T16:14:32Z")
[QUOTE=Czarcasm] Can a Moderator join this club? [/QUOTE] Yes, but you’ll have to start at the bottom as a Hand-Holding Moron. Eventually, you can work your way up to Kissing Moron, and then Heavy-Petting Moron. After that, you’ll be a Fucking Moron before you know it. Welcome Aboard! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794.md?page=4)