# The Fucking Moron Club of the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 19, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794 "2007-02-19T06:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/81 "2007-02-21T21:57:51Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] I should be President of this thang… [/QUOTE] HA! We’ve got a _Moderator_ as a member! Who else could we possibly…Hey, leggo! No, no! They _made_ me post it… ---
**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/82 "2007-02-21T23:19:06Z")
While I have, admittedly, only been a paid up member of this board for a very short time, I do have the distinction of being referred to as a Fucking Moron by both the public and my co-workers for the past 6 1/2 years. Just where have you guys been…under a fucking rock? ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/83 "2007-02-21T23:27:20Z")
A Mormon Club, eh? I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. How can I get in? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/84 "2007-02-21T23:30:53Z")
[QUOTE=Nic2004] How can I get in? [/QUOTE] Send your entrance fee to my Ebay account: Massacrea@MountainMeadows ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/85 "2007-02-22T00:56:41Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] \<—moron [/QUOTE] \ Yep. Moron. I gotta be in. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/86 "2007-02-22T01:16:35Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] Send your entrance fee to my Ebay account: Massacrea@MountainMeadows [/QUOTE] Would that be .com or .net? ---
**Author:** ![merrily](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@merrily](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merrily)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/87 "2007-02-22T01:23:31Z")
Who, me? I’m just here to read the ads. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/88 "2007-02-22T01:39:00Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Would that be .com or .net? [/QUOTE] I’m thinkin’. And it hurts. They don’t call it “moron” for nothin’ you know. [Mountain Meadows Massacre](http://www.religioustolerance.org/lds_mass.htm) ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/89 "2007-02-22T02:38:04Z")
[QUOTE=dnooman] The answer is eleventeen. That’ll cost you your foil hat. One more mistake like that and you’ll be upgraded to dumbass. [/QUOTE] NNNNOOOOOO!!! Give back shiny precious! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/90 "2007-03-03T17:40:42Z")
I’m so insecure, I’m not even sure the Fucking Morons™ would want me… :eek: Fucking Morons- Band name? ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/91 "2007-03-03T18:51:07Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > Why do you hate fucking morons? Because whenever he starts talking about foreplay, they say, “I’d really rather it just be the two of us for now.” Because they think a ‘condom’ is an apartment that you buy instead of rent. Because whenever he says he’s cumming, they ask, “From where?” Because when he asks if they’ll do fellatio, they say, “I don’t know, but I fell out of the bed once.” Because when he asks about their sexual history, they tell him they’ve been female all their life. OK, I’m done now. What do you think, am I in? And is it true that there are no stupid questions? Not even that one? ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/92 "2007-03-03T18:53:28Z")
Sorry–I didn’t notice that I’d already posted that … 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/93 "2007-03-03T19:15:20Z")
I’m lazy at present, so would anyone like to make a Member Roster? I mean, you would have to be a fucking moron to waste your time like that. Possible promotion opportunity? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/94 "2007-03-03T20:13:09Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen] Fucking Morons- Band name? [/QUOTE] Not yet, but there was an 80s punk band by the name of “Bunch of Fucking Goofs.” ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/95 "2007-06-09T23:15:44Z")
Hey, is this thread too old to resurrect? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2007, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/96 "2007-06-09T23:45:01Z")
I was a fucking moron. Once. In the 1960’s. For 20 minutes. Am I in? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2007, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/97 "2007-06-09T23:47:42Z")
I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2007, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/98 "2007-06-09T23:49:06Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] I don’t get it. [/QUOTE] you’re in. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/99 "2007-06-10T00:04:37Z")
Since I am guessing that morons have problems getting laid. You could probably increase membership if you renamed it the masturbating morons instead of the fucking morons. Anyway, I’m in. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/100 "2007-06-10T00:25:10Z")
Shit. I forgot about this club. I’m such a fucking moron. Did I miss any meetings? Did anyone remember to bring pie? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794.md?page=6)