# The Fucking Moron Club of the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 19, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794 "2007-02-19T06:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/101 "2007-06-10T00:31:02Z")
Meetings? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/102 "2007-06-10T03:47:46Z")
Only fucking morons have meetings. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/103 "2007-06-10T08:41:18Z")
What’s a meeting, you fucking morons?! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/104 "2007-06-10T09:43:10Z")
Only a fucking moron would resurrect this zombie thread. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/105 "2007-06-10T13:53:52Z")
And only another one would resp…oh, hell. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/106 "2007-06-10T19:24:39Z")
Would we have a meeting of the mind, or would that be giving us too much credit? Oh yeah:durrrr. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/107 "2007-06-10T19:40:42Z")
Ok, who ate all the fawn pie? ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/108 "2007-06-11T03:18:32Z")
I think it was me, and I’ma vegetarian, how stupid of me. Plus, in trying to post to this thread, I couldn’t, because I hadn’t resubscribed, even though a handy little reminder had been sent to me. So, went to the car to get my pocketbook, and credit card; while getting that, saw a very good chocolate bar that had melted in the Southern daze heat of the 90’s lately. Damn, that was some good chocolate, why the hell did I let that get shot to shit? Paid up and squared, now, but what a Moron. And, I never saw the thread when first posted. Is there a Mooron tiara? See, I just mispelled moron. I deserve the tiara. No need to be gentle! ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/109 "2007-06-11T16:11:19Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] Only a fucking moron would resurrect this zombie thread. [/QUOTE] Thank you! I’m doing my best to join the club! ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/110 "2007-06-11T17:03:03Z")
I don’t want to nominate myself but just last week **Giraffe** pointed out that he felt I was a shoe in for this club . So here I am. Never one to shirk my responsibilities . 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/111 "2007-06-11T17:12:21Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Would we have a meeting of the mind, or would that be giving us too much credit? Oh yeah:durrrr. [/QUOTE] Actually I think you are correct. Between all of us we can probably muster up one mind. A small one mind you, but one complete mind. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/112 "2007-06-11T18:42:59Z")
[QUOTE=Rick] Actually I think you are correct. Between all of us we can probably muster up one mind. A small one mind you, but one complete mind. [/QUOTE] But, then we’d be like the Borg or something. “You will become one with the Fucking Morons. You will all become one with the Fucking morons.” ---
**Author:** ![Sofaspud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8491ac/32.png) [@Sofaspud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofaspud)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/113 "2007-06-11T18:52:40Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] But, then we’d be like the Borg or something. “You will become one with the Fucking Morons. You will all become one with the Fucking morons.” [/QUOTE] Does that mean it’s a Fucking Moron Orgy? Hell, man… I’ve _seen_ some of the pics floating around this place, count me in! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/114 "2007-06-11T19:41:19Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] What a fucking moronic question. Yes, there will be pie. Lots and lots of pie. [/QUOTE] Awright, now, goddamnit, I’ve been a dues-payin’ member of the SDMB for over a year, now, I’ve joined every stupid club you guys have (I became a fucking moron the last time this thread went through) and I have yet to see one single solitary piece of pie! I love pie! I was promised pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving, mince pie at Christmas, cherry pie on President’s Day and apple pie on the Fourth of July. So far – nothin’, nada, zip, zilch, zero! I want my damn pie! Or am I just being a fucking moron for believing in all this pie stuff!? ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/115 "2007-06-11T19:46:29Z")
Wait, I just realized this thread started way back in February – I thought it was a new one, so I posted on it, even after I posted on the thread back in February. What a fucking moron! And now I’ve posted twice consecutively because I didn’t read the entire thread before posting. Oh, just gimme’ the damn tiara and leave me alone! ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/116 "2007-06-11T21:17:26Z")
I guess now I have to admit I belong here. My [post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=424468) is my cite, too. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/117 "2007-06-11T21:36:04Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] I guess now I have to admit I belong here. My [post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=424468) is my cite, too. [/QUOTE] We dont usually allow Norse gods into our stupid club for jerks, but since you’re an otaku, we’ll give you an exception. Derrrr! ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/118 "2007-06-11T21:39:53Z")
Woogoo! I’m in! (tries to do a happy dance, and trips) ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/119 "2007-06-11T21:51:13Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] What a fucking moronic question. Yes, there will be pie. Lots and lots of pie. You’re in. [/QUOTE] How do you morons deserve pie? When Weebl and Bob have NEVER gotten their pie. After all these years. In fact they are [TORTURED because of it!](http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/art.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794/120 "2007-06-12T00:38:02Z")
[QUOTE=if6was9] How do you morons deserve pie? When Weebl and Bob have NEVER gotten their pie. After all these years. In fact they are [TORTURED because of it!](http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/art.htm) [/QUOTE] List of reasons we deserve pie: 1. Pie is pie 2. If pie is not pie, see rule number one. 3. Pie Pie pie pie, pie pie PIE pie pie.. piieeee… pie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fucking-moron-club-of-the-sdmb/392794.md?page=7)