# The funniest commercial I've ever seen! "Neato Knows"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-commercial-ive-ever-seen-neato-knows/763220>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 18, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-commercial-ive-ever-seen-neato-knows/763220 "2016-08-18T22:00:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-commercial-ive-ever-seen-neato-knows/763220/1 "2016-08-18T22:00:16Z")

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Very rarely do I watch commercials (thanks, DVR), much less like them.

Except this one. I giggled all night.

The gentle grandma actress, the soft-focus, syrupy music . . . I was certain it was one of those Hallmark card commercials: “ooooh, someone finally wrote to poor old, lonely gramma – look, a gentle tear gently courses down her soft, crepey, gramma face.”

Nope!

“WHAT THE F–?!”

Please watch: [https://youtu.be/BN82SOuDVIg](https://youtu.be/BN82SOuDVIg)

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-commercial-ive-ever-seen-neato-knows/763220/2 "2016-08-18T22:03:48Z")

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The granddaughter mailed her some vajazzle!?!?

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**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-commercial-ive-ever-seen-neato-knows/763220/3 "2016-08-18T22:06:02Z")

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> [@Enola\_Straight](#):
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> The granddaughter mailed her some vajazzle!?!?

It’s Ye Olde Timey glitter.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-commercial-ive-ever-seen-neato-knows/763220/4 "2016-08-18T22:53:11Z")

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That was great. 🙂 Thanks for sharing!

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**Author:** ![Cartoonacy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/848f3c/32.png) [@Cartoonacy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartoonacy)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-commercial-ive-ever-seen-neato-knows/763220/5 "2016-08-19T18:23:25Z")

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How about this one: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ59b0eaRj0](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ59b0eaRj0)