# The funniest post you have ever seen on the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 22, 2002, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-post-you-have-ever-seen-on-the-sdmb/125039 "2002-08-22T05:17:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-post-you-have-ever-seen-on-the-sdmb/125039/61 "2002-08-31T01:21:40Z")
**Homer** ’s monkey butler thread. This one thread I cannot find for the life of me–perhaps it was eaten during the Dark Times, but it was about how our cats are the Illuminati. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-post-you-have-ever-seen-on-the-sdmb/125039/62 "2002-08-31T02:32:34Z")
It was eaten. But here’s the cached version from BoardReader: [Cats are the Illuminati](http://www.boardreader.com/scripts/texis.exe/viewthread?query=cats%20illuminati&ttype=&postid=3d5fcdcfb4) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-post-you-have-ever-seen-on-the-sdmb/125039/63 "2002-08-31T04:58:28Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by wolfman \* “I can assure you that was no ordinary stretched open anus.”/QUOTE] “But I can assure you, **Revtim** , that this was no ordinarily stretched-out anus.” **Drain Bead** to (obviously) **Revtim**. There was a thread that had a link to a … well, duh:) And the link was removed because it was, well, icky. So people got to asking for someone who still had it cookied or whatever (fun mental image, that) to email it. **Revtim** expressed, like, disappointment or something that the link was no longer active. And **Scotticher** , [insert flirty comment here because this isn’t a flirt thread]😉 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-post-you-have-ever-seen-on-the-sdmb/125039/64 "2002-08-31T05:11:28Z")
What? Am I the only one who has fond memories of the TMI thread? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-post-you-have-ever-seen-on-the-sdmb/125039/65 "2002-08-31T05:11:56Z")
I coulda sworn it was Drain Bead … but if Green Bean says it was her, I believe it:) [sub]Looking back at that rant of mine against Stoid makes me feel all icky…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-post-you-have-ever-seen-on-the-sdmb/125039/66 "2002-09-01T03:40:58Z")
Well, then apologize to her, darling. But…this line…I just LOVED this line! (Among others) And thanks for the obligatory flirty NON comment! "I very much doubt a dog would say “I need to go on a diet. I’m getting a second neck”. BWHAAAHAAAA!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-post-you-have-ever-seen-on-the-sdmb/125039.md?page=3)