# the funniest thing i've ever seen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 30, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441 "2001-01-30T20:03:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![zyzzyva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@zyzzyva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zyzzyva)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/1 "2001-01-30T20:03:30Z")

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I dunno quite why, but i laughed harder at [this](http://www.goats.com/archive/010124.html) than i have at anything in years.

Am i just really weird?

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/2 "2001-01-30T20:12:50Z")

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I smirked. Then I chuckled. Several seconds later, I was guffawing.

Man, that was funny.

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/3 "2001-01-30T20:21:18Z")

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Yes. You are just really weird. 🙂

I smiled. Maybe I just don’t get it?

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/4 "2001-01-30T20:25:31Z")

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HAHAHAHAH!! WEAK! LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!##!# OH CRAP!# THAT'S GOOD@#!%#

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**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/5 "2001-01-30T20:31:22Z")

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That was exactly what I needed. Amazing.

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/6 "2001-01-30T20:46:27Z")

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I’m with Rasa.

Cute.

What’s life threateningly funny?

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/7 "2001-01-30T20:58:15Z")

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No, you’re not weird.

I really liked the “I Want Candy” series.

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**Author:** ![Clucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Clucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clucky)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/8 "2001-01-30T21:16:20Z")

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Well, it did get a little funnier as I thought about it. But, I didn’t guffaw. Sorry **zyz** , your suspicions of weirdness seem to be confirmed.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/9 "2001-01-30T22:35:47Z")

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Well, I glanced at it, then scrolled down the page to find the funny thing.

Scrolled back up, kinda read it, checked to make sure the page had finished loading, and read it again.

Then I read it again, slowly and thoughfully. \<like a little girl\> _smirk_ So I read it again. \<goddamn pencil\> _chuckle_

Yeah, that’s funny, and I’ve had a shitty day, so it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today, but not quite up there for me. 'twas funny, though.

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**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/10 "2001-01-30T23:15:33Z")

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I read it… chuckled at the cleverness.

read it again, slowly, and pictured my friend steve say it. Laughed a little

read it and realized it said the PEN is mightier than the sword, and they are CRITISIZING the pencil, I lost it and fell outta my chair!!!

picture the person saying that with a Scottish or Russian Accent hahhahahahahha

WEAK, Like a Little GIRL!

::wipes tears from his eyes, and Mtn Dew from his monitor::

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/11 "2001-01-31T01:53:27Z")

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Funny, but not groin grabbingly funny.

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/12 "2001-01-31T02:03:57Z")

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very few things are groin grabbingly funny…

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/13 "2001-01-31T02:09:14Z")

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True but sad, my neighbor.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-funniest-thing-ive-ever-seen/52441/14 "2001-01-31T02:27:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Totoro \*  
> \*\*very few things are groin grabbingly funny… \*\*

I like to pretend things are that funny though. Cheap thrills.
