# The G-Man is FAST! (Gfactor) **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [October 29, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-g-man-is-fast-gfactor/515644 "2009-10-29T19:34:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-g-man-is-fast-gfactor/515644/1 "2009-10-29T19:34:34Z")
I reported this thread (because the OP requested a closing thereof) at or about 3:22 PM. Gfactor closed it at, let’s see, 3:22 PM. Do not draw on this man! You’d just be signing your own death warrant. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-g-man-is-fast-gfactor/515644/2 "2009-10-29T19:38:55Z")
He might have seen it at the same time/a few seconds before you did. 😛 But yeah, if he found it just by your report alone, I’d agree that was fast. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-g-man-is-fast-gfactor/515644/3 "2009-10-29T19:40:28Z")
He’s a bad mutha… ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-g-man-is-fast-gfactor/515644/4 "2009-10-29T19:41:36Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > He might have seen it at the same time/a few seconds before you did. 😛 But yeah, if he found it just by your report alone, I’d agree that was fast. I’m tellin’ ya, don’t screw with him. He may be slow to rile, but if you get twitchy it’s lights out, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-g-man-is-fast-gfactor/515644/5 "2009-10-29T21:08:43Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > He’s a bad mutha… Shut yo mouth! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-g-man-is-fast-gfactor/515644/6 "2009-10-29T21:11:59Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Shut yo mouth! But I’m talkin’ about **Gfactor**! ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-g-man-is-fast-gfactor/515644/7 "2009-10-29T21:20:58Z")
Meh, he’s made himself a target now and every young wannabe will want to draw down on him. And one of these days he’s gonna meet a kid who’s faster than him. And then it’s Jackboot Hill for **Gfactor**. ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-g-man-is-fast-gfactor/515644/8 "2009-10-29T21:41:14Z")
It’s a hell of a thing, closing a thread. Take away all it’s got and all it’s ever gonna have. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-g-man-is-fast-gfactor/515644/9 "2009-10-29T22:04:10Z")
Just remember, **Gfaptor** , with great powers comes great responsibility…