# The "Garfield" Where Jon Drinks Dog Semen **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272 "2006-01-03T20:10:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/121 "2006-01-09T02:16:26Z")
> [@Last Surviving Guindon Fan](#): > > …it reminds me of the only funny Cathy strip ever: the one in which she “is in the bathroom giving the copier repairman a swirley.” Of course, it was funny only until I learned that a swirley was not a knobjob. I am fortunate that I was not drinking, for I would indeed have sprayed my keyboard. **Last Surviving Guindon Fan** , I hope you stick around – in addition to liking your user name, I also like the cut of your jib. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/122 "2006-01-09T04:51:39Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > I think the decimal belongs there. There were 10.061 original Garfield strips. Then the ideas ran out. > > Of those, 2.84 were funny. [jim davis] I can live with that. After all, how much money does the _Boondocks_ guy get from marketing tie-ins? 😉 [/jd] ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/123 "2006-01-09T10:47:29Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > After all, how much money does the Boondocks guy get from marketing tie-ins? That’s because he totally sold out when, in the movie, the vet actually liked Jon. Yes, I saw the movie. And a little of the 60’s died in me that day. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/124 "2006-01-09T11:16:32Z")
> [@Johnny Angel](#): > > That’s because he totally sold out when, in the movie, the vet actually liked Jon. > > Yes, I saw the movie. And a little of the 60’s died in me that day. I saw the movie when I was attending the U of A, because my roommate was watching it, I was probably high and I figured it’d be a fun trip. There’s a couple of hours of my life I wouldn’t mind having back. ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/125 "2006-01-09T12:35:21Z")
I’m ashamed to admit my ignorance, but hey - that’s why I signed up! What’s a swirly? ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/126 "2006-01-09T12:38:53Z")
> [@singular1](#): > > I’m ashamed to admit my ignorance, but hey - that’s why I signed up! What’s a swirly? Bully holds your head in the toilet with your hair in the water and then flushes. Avoid at all costs. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/127 "2006-01-09T13:58:10Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > Bully holds your head in the toilet with your hair in the water and then flushes. > Avoid at all costs. The english term for this is “bogwash”. Much more graphic, don’t you think? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/128 "2006-01-09T15:27:38Z")
So does Fido jizm look like coffee? With lots of cream? [This is my favorite Garfield send-up.](http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10212004.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/129 "2006-01-10T19:05:26Z")
> [@Knowed Out](#): > > So does Fido jizm look like coffee? With lots of cream? > > [This is my favorite Garfield send-up.](http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10212004.shtml) it really says all you need to know about the amount of talent that goes into Garfield when you realize the parody A) has line art nearly indistinguishable from the original and B) is much, much funnier (while still not being all that funny) ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2006, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/130 "2006-01-10T23:50:06Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > it really says all you need to know about the amount of talent that goes into Garfield when you realize the parody A) has line art nearly indistinguishable from the original and B) is much, much funnier (while still not being all that funny) Aw, come on, I’ve shat things out of my ass that are funnier than Garfield. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/131 "2006-01-11T01:34:55Z")
> [@Birdmonster](#): > > I’d be shocked if Jim Davis still wrote the strip. The spunk-drinking goodness left Garfield long ago. But, should some intrepid soul demand answers, demand them [here.](http://www.garfield.com/contactus.html) I’d be shocked if Jim Davis still strips by rote. Left butt long ago. The spunk-drinking goddess Garfield’s tepid soul, damn them! Pointless post, but still better then Garfield. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/132 "2006-01-11T04:19:07Z")
Just out of curiosity, how many people opened this thread thinking that it would be some sort of bizarro adult parody of Garfield? I was amazed to find out that the OP was talking about a real honest-to-God Garfield strip. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/133 "2006-01-11T19:37:08Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Aw, come on, I’ve shat things **out of my ass** that are funnier than Garfield. Since you added the qualifier, do you routinely shit things out of other orfices than your ass? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/134 "2006-01-11T19:43:24Z")
> [@Diceman](#): > > Just out of curiosity, how many people opened this thread thinking that it would be some sort of bizarro adult parody of Garfield? I was amazed to find out that the OP was talking about a real honest-to-God Garfield strip. I didn’t think so. Just to give you the dissenting vote. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/135 "2006-01-11T19:58:12Z")
> [@Diceman](#): > > Just out of curiosity, how many people opened this thread thinking that it would be some sort of bizarro adult parody of Garfield? I was amazed to find out that the OP was talking about a real honest-to-God Garfield strip. I thought it was going to be one of those game threads where people post fictional over-the-top scenarios, where the next post would be something like “Did you see the Family Circus where they found out Billy was a serial murder?” ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/136 "2006-01-11T20:08:46Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Since you added the qualifier, do you routinely shit things out of other orfices than your ass? 😉 😕 Doesn’t everybody? > **[Red Hot Catholic Love](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hot_Catholic_Love)** > > "Red Hot Catholic Love" is the 87th episode of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired on July 3, 2002. It was selected No. 2 on the "10 South Parks that Changed the World" list, and was also part of "South Park's Dirty Dozen." In the episode, Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of Catholic priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to defecate from the mouth. > The parents of South Park are a bit concerned when Fat... ---
**Author:** ![idek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@idek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idek)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/137 "2015-03-03T17:03:34Z")
here it is: [Garfield - Season - TV Series | Nick](http://garfield.com/comic/1990-05-30) ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/138 "2015-03-03T18:02:19Z")
And here it was, given by HazelNutCoffee in post #36. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/139 "2015-03-03T18:44:54Z")
I have to say, it really made my day seeing this old thread pop up in my email. And when I had read as far as **Miller** ’s “steamin’ cup of Fido jizz”, I immediately remembered > [@Dangerous\_Nan\_McGrew](#): > > doo dah, doo dah… Still funny. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272/140 "2015-03-03T21:10:28Z")
> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#): > > And here it was, given by HazelNutCoffee in post #36. Only **tim314** actually gave the comic, and the link is now dead. Sure, **HazelNutCoffee** found it, but she didn’t provide us with a way to look at the comic. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-garfield-where-jon-drinks-dog-semen/338272.md?page=8)