# The gayest thing ever?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 28, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406 "2009-10-28T06:29:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/1 "2009-10-28T06:29:54Z")
Ever [ever](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_MPSc7VN4&feature=player_embedded#) ever?
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### Author:  [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/2 "2009-10-28T06:34:16Z")
Can’t say that my gaydar was pinging. It was more just lame.
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### Author:  [@Discipline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Discipline)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/3 "2009-10-28T06:34:34Z")
Not even [close](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXPCJUC2Kw).
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/4 "2009-10-28T06:34:53Z")
Wow. Just wow.
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### Author:  [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/5 "2009-10-28T06:39:25Z")
> [@Discipline](#):
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> Not even [close](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXPCJUC2Kw).
I didn’t see anything particularly gay about the first link, but I must say I rather enjoyed that one.
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### Author:  [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/6 "2009-10-28T08:06:03Z")
[Pickle Suprise](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4)
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### Author:  [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/7 "2009-10-28T08:13:39Z")
I wouldn’t say [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0) beats you over the head with it or anything.
I would say it pulverizes you like a semi.
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### Author:  [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/8 "2009-10-28T11:22:40Z")
> [@Maiira](#):
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> I wouldn’t say [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0) beats you over the head with it or anything.
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> I would say it pulverizes you like a semi.
_blinks_
_Makes mental note to share this one at work tonight, because if I have to live with that earworm then by gods so does everyone around me._
I would totally love a little gay dog that makes sparkly pink poopoos.
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### Author:  [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/9 "2009-10-28T12:21:01Z")
Soccer practice is _so gay_.
“Waitaminute – you’re not talking about soccer at all, [are you](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_btRCElzV4)?”
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/10 "2009-10-28T12:59:51Z")
> [@lissener](#):
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> Ever [ever](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_MPSc7VN4&feature=player_embedded#) ever?
Win. I didn’t get more than 5 seconds into that without wanting to retch.
Is The Disney Store still around? I’ve been in to a few of them long ago, although I have no recollection of what gay purpose drove me to do so. The men that work there are scary gay. The women? Even gayer.
And I don’t mean gay in the sense of “you like people of your own gender and I’m OK with that” gay, I mean gay in the sense of “you’re far too happy about Tinkerbell” gay.
I used to know a guy who was gay (and awesome) who went into a Disney Store and asked a (male) clerk for some faerie dust. The clerk got really offended and said “It’s called Pixie Dust!” It was just a little bit too important to him.
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### Author:  [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/11 "2009-10-28T14:11:10Z")
No wonder my parent’s generation is so effed up.
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### Author:  [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/12 "2009-10-28T14:35:11Z")
[What what?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)
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### Author:  [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/13 "2009-10-28T14:55:05Z")
That’s gayer than Richard Simmons running naked through a field of pussy willows.
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### Author:  [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/14 "2009-10-28T14:56:29Z")
Dancing with the Stars is thee gayest thing ever.
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### Author:  [@Timchik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Timchik)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/15 "2009-10-28T15:00:33Z")
The gayest thing ever, in a [German 1970s kind of way](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji6r7J6L2bk).
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### Author:  [@SMullen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SMullen)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/16 "2009-10-28T15:43:03Z")
> [@Maiira](#):
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> I wouldn’t say [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0) beats you over the head with it or anything.
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> I would say it pulverizes you like a semi.
Oh yeah. Tom Boy where have you been all my life!!! OMG!!!
But seriously. I’m not even a player and I want to play with him.
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### Author:  [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/17 "2009-10-28T15:47:20Z")
[Prrrretty gay](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeMJOPlK-0E)
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### Author:  [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/18 "2009-10-28T15:59:46Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#):
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> \*I would totally love a little gay dog that makes sparkly pink poopoos.
Hell, even Dick Cheney would love one of those.
That pickle one is just downright disturbing.
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### Author:  [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/19 "2009-10-28T16:06:22Z")
Oh, honey! It doesn’t _get_ gayer than [this](http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00028354.jpg).
No, that’s NOT a spoof CD cover…it’s official!
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### Author:  [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/20 "2009-10-28T16:39:57Z")
> [@jayjay](#):
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> Oh, honey! It doesn’t _get_ gayer than [this](http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00028354.jpg).
> No, that’s NOT a spoof CD cover…it’s official!
I actually expected this to be the OP. The only thing that throws me off about it is his lack of lip color.
The OP dance video isn’t really that gay.
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