# The gayest thing ever?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 28, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406 "2009-10-28T06:29:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/21 "2009-10-28T19:27:05Z")
> [@jayjay](#):
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> Oh, honey! It doesn’t _get_ gayer than [this](http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00028354.jpg).
> No, that’s NOT a spoof CD cover…it’s official!
But when something gets so gay it edges into transexuality it starts getting less gay. There’s a point of diminishing returns here, and if someone looks at the album cover and thinks “Why is that butch girl calling herself Adam?” then it’s not as gay any more.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/22 "2009-10-28T19:57:43Z")
Did I hear someone say [gayest thing ever](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEaOvYiXYzI&feature=related)?
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### Author:  [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/23 "2009-10-28T20:04:45Z")
> [@swampbear](#):
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> Did I hear someone say [gayest thing ever](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEaOvYiXYzI&feature=related)?
If that guy were any more flaming he’d be a Marvel superhero.
For some reason though I thought you were going to post [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnZ3hy7Pk4A).
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### Author:  [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/24 "2009-10-28T20:16:23Z")
> [@Discipline](#):
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> Not even [close](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXPCJUC2Kw).
“I haven’t had a pump like this in a long time.”
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### Author:  [@SMullen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SMullen)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/25 "2009-10-28T23:14:06Z")
> [@Mindfield](#):
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> If that guy were any more flaming he’d be a Marvel superhero.
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> For some reason though I thought you were going to post [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnZ3hy7Pk4A).
Bears! Dang they’re cute. Almost like an animated romp with Tom of Finland, except cuter.
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### Author:  [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/26 "2009-10-29T00:05:10Z")
> [@Discipline](#):
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> Not even [close](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXPCJUC2Kw).
Oh, my.
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### Author:  [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/27 "2009-10-29T01:24:19Z")
[…my famous spiced bread… Why don’t you hold his hips a little more tender there!?](http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thedudette/nostalgia-chick/2213-she-ra-princess-of-power)
Oh, and [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld4rPpYLYq0), pleasant dreams!
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### Author:  [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/28 "2009-10-29T01:35:24Z")
That OP video? That was the spark that started over a dozen anticolonialist revolutions in Central America. And no wonder: it makes ME want to go slaughter some gringos.
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### Author:  [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/29 "2009-10-29T02:14:17Z")
What’s nobody’s mentioned pro wrestling yet?
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### Author:  [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/30 "2009-10-29T02:51:13Z")
Does Neverland count? I always thought of it as a petting zoo for Michael Jackson.
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### Author:  [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/31 "2009-10-29T03:06:35Z")
So y’all mean other than having sex with men… right?
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### Author:  [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/32 "2009-10-29T03:16:02Z")
You guys aren’t even trying.
Top Gun is the gayest American movie ever made (and I don’t mean “gay” as in, “I think it’s lame”. I mean “gay” as in, “there is a serious homosexual subplot going on here”).
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
[This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G36VaaEJi6I) is the gayest scene.
Close second:
[You’re dangerous](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_BEJmY911s&NR=1)
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### Author:  [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/33 "2009-10-29T03:23:09Z")
Looking at these links…Youtube is the gayest thing ever?
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### Author:  [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/34 "2009-10-29T03:45:25Z")
So, am I the only one too scared to open any of the links in this thread? Kind of like if someone posted one titled “The most women with one cup” with no further explanation. Maybe I’m just missing a lot of links to show tunes.
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### Author:  [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/35 "2009-10-29T04:07:49Z")
> [@Discipline](#):
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> Not even [close](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXPCJUC2Kw).
I can’t stop laughing. Thank you for that link.
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### Author:  [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/36 "2009-10-29T04:31:10Z")
> [@Spud](#):
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> Maybe I’m just missing a lot of links to show tunes.
You’re pretty close in most cases.
_Most_ cases.
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### Author:  [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/37 "2009-10-29T04:52:18Z")
I’m reasonably sure Top Gun doesn’t involve show tunes, although I’ll admit I only watched it on TV and didn’t raise my head from the book I was reading except for plane scenes. That is, until my brother said “hey, isn’t Ice Mad Martigan?”
Tom Cruise doing Pirates of Penzance… now that might be worth watching.
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### Author:  [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/38 "2009-10-29T05:34:57Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#):
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> That’s gayer than Richard Simmons running naked through a field of pussy willows.
Wouldn’t he prefer cock willows?
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### Author:  [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/39 "2009-10-29T14:52:03Z")
> [@Spud](#):
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> So, am I the only one too scared to open any of the links in this thread? Kind of like if someone posted one titled “The most women with one cup” with no further explanation. Maybe I’m just missing a lot of links to show tunes.
Gayer than show tunes, less gay than Ross the intern. I’m a 0 on the Kinsey scale but I would rather be forced to watch 5 minutes of hard-core gay sex than 1 minute of Ross.
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### Author:  [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/40 "2009-10-29T15:25:26Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> Wouldn’t he prefer cock willows?
I think cat tails would be much more symbolically appropriate, as well as ironic name wise.
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