# The gayest thing ever?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 28, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406 "2009-10-28T06:29:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@koufax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koufax)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/41 "2009-10-29T15:44:34Z")
> [@Jragon](#):
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> Oh, and [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld4rPpYLYq0), pleasant dreams!
wow! I thought I had seen it all.
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### Author:  [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/42 "2009-10-29T15:52:51Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> Wouldn’t he prefer cock willows?
Or kumquat.
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/43 "2009-10-29T16:25:50Z")
There is not a single scene from any episode of Lawrence Welk that doesn’t qualify for this thread.
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/44 "2009-10-29T17:19:12Z")
There’s got to be a place for Elton John’s [I’m Still Standing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpSwO0aJKHA) video in this list. Maybe it tops a sublist of “Gayest Video In 80’s MTV Mainstream Rotation” or something.
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### Author:  [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_Dunlop)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/45 "2009-10-29T17:19:32Z")
> [@Antinor01](#):
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> I didn’t see anything particularly gay about the first link, but I must say I rather enjoyed that one.
I agree it didn’t seem particularly gay, but the one guy, Bob, stroking the giant brown penis with a stick was pretty gay. I didn’t have sound on. Maybe it was making some sweet sounds.
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### Author:  [@Pulp\_Friction](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pulp_Friction)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/46 "2009-10-29T17:22:05Z")
Tennis, anyone?
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_EutlwXdKs)
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### Author:  [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/47 "2009-10-29T17:23:42Z")
> [@Duke](#):
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> There’s got to be a place for Elton John’s [I’m Still Standing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpSwO0aJKHA) video in this list. Maybe it tops a sublist of “Gayest Video In 80’s MTV Mainstream Rotation” or something.
How bout the Liberace award in the ‘no duh’ category?
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### Author:  [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/48 "2009-10-29T20:02:03Z")
> [@Pulp\_Friction](#):
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> Tennis, anyone?
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H\_EutlwXdKs&NR=1](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_EutlwXdKs&NR=1)
What the hell was that?
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### Author:  [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/49 "2009-10-29T20:09:29Z")
> [@Spud](#):
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> So, am I the only one too scared to open any of the links in this thread? Kind of like if someone posted one titled “The most women with one cup” with no further explanation. Maybe I’m just missing a lot of links to show tunes.
watch the pickle one…I double dog dare ya.
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### Author:  [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/50 "2009-10-29T21:20:24Z")
> [@Duke](#):
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> There’s got to be a place for Elton John’s [I’m Still Standing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpSwO0aJKHA) video in this list. Maybe it tops a sublist of “Gayest Video In 80’s MTV Mainstream Rotation” or something.
Gay? I thought it was just French. 😉
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### Author:  [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/51 "2009-10-29T21:30:51Z")
I don’t usually use my own race as an insult, but that video in the OP was the _whitest_ thing ever. If only that crew was still around to cover Lil’ Wayne.
The pickle thing is clearly a fond memory of mine from a parallel universe.
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### Author:  [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/52 "2009-10-29T21:47:14Z")
[Samwell - What What (In The Butt)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)
Its not porn or anything, but its pretty gay. Mild mild NSFW. Mild. Probably just fine. We have watched it up here at my work, its stuck in my secretary’s head.
:dubious:
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### Author:  [@bryanmaguire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bryanmaguire)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/53 "2009-10-29T22:27:05Z")
> [@Duke](#):
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> There’s got to be a place for Elton John’s [I’m Still Standing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpSwO0aJKHA) video in this list. Maybe it tops a sublist of “Gayest Video In 80’s MTV Mainstream Rotation” or something.
If you look closely you will see Bruno Tonioli, one of the judges from Strictky Come Dancing and Dancing with the Stars. so its doubly gay
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### Author:  [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/54 "2009-10-29T22:34:43Z")
> [@Ichbin\_Dubist](#):
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> The pickle thing is clearly a fond memory of mine from a parallel universe.
:eek:
Dr Who would rather face the Darleks than visit that universe 🙂
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### Author:  [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/55 "2009-10-29T22:35:48Z")
> [@Translucent\_Daydream](#):
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> [Samwell - What What (In The Butt)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)
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> Its not porn or anything, but its pretty gay. Mild mild NSFW. Mild. Probably just fine. We have watched it up here at my work, its stuck in my secretary’s head.
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> :dubious:
Pssst!
:: points at post #12 ::
😃
There _is_ a gayer one on YouTube but I can’t for the life of me remember what it was called. Something to do with “party.” It had a guy dancing in front of a giant XBox and some really bad CGI.
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### Author:  [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2009, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/56 "2009-10-30T00:34:21Z")
Of course, this was the correct answer all along:
[noparse][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQKU87s8xZU&feature=player\_embedded[/noparse]](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQKU87s8xZU&feature=player_embedded%5B/noparse%5D) (broken for EXTREME NSFWness)
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### Author:  [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2009, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/57 "2009-10-30T04:32:18Z")
If anyone here remembers that flash movie called The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, then this should ruin it for you. It is not just the gayest thing ever created, it is quite likely the gayest thing physically possible.
[Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone](http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027) - Link unparsed because quite frankly, this takes NSFW to an entirely new level.
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/58 "2009-10-30T20:25:28Z")
Since it’s been discussed and linked to a quarter million times on these boards I won’t link, but Ray Comfort fellating the divine banana while Kirk says “Take it all biatch” with his eyes has got to be up there somewhere.
For Mad Men fans there’s this [video of Vincent Kartheiser](http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/79582993/WireImage-Video)(not married IRL yet sporting a wedding ring) and calling another man who’s also wearing a wedding ring ‘want some makeup, honey?’, which is either really bizarre or evidence of the worst actor closeting in recent memory.
For the more “ewww” factor- not gay so much as pedophilic (though a work safe link, more or less- may cause snickers) there was this misguided and quickly retired [but not before a million screencaps were made]for the Harry [Potter product Nimbus 2000 toy](http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4875/45928187.jpg).
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### Author:  [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gayest-thing-ever/515406/59 "2009-10-30T20:38:57Z")
[quote=“Mindfield, post:55, topic:515406”]
Pssst!
:: points at post #12 ::
QUOTE]
Blast!!!
I missed it. I hate doing that.
:smack:
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