# The “Geez, am I really half that old?” Thread

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**Created:** [March 19, 2024, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-geez-am-i-really-half-that-old-thread/999017 "2024-03-19T03:50:55Z")\
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1. Subtract your current age from the year of your birth

2. Perform a Google image search for that year

[![](http://www.gogmsite.net/_Media/1896-alexandra-and-nicholas-2.jpeg) ](http://www.gogmsite.net/_Media/1896-alexandra-and-nicholas-2.jpeg)

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Spyridon Louis, Winner 1896 Olympic Marathon  
[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Spyridon_Louis_1896.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Spyridon_Louis_1896.jpg)

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Never mind

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
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Wait. What?  
What would this number have to do with my half age?

I don’t get it.

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The Flatiron Building was only half-built.  
[![](https://images.discerningassets.com/image/upload/c_fit,h_1000,w_1000/c_fit,fl_relative,h_1.0,o_100,w_1.0/v1455642245/loc0101_vcshq5.jpg) ](https://images.discerningassets.com/image/upload/c_fit,h_1000,w_1000/c_fit,fl_relative,h_1.0,o_100,w_1.0/v1455642245/loc0101_vcshq5.jpg)

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Not sure this counts, but it’s all i’m getting …  
[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/1899NetflixPosterEnglish.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/1899NetflixPosterEnglish.jpg)

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**Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-geez-am-i-really-half-that-old-thread/999017/7 "2024-03-19T11:49:37Z")

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This may be the biggest thing in the thread. 🕶

[When Krakatoa Blew: How the 1883 Eruption Changed the World | HowStuffWorks](https://science.howstuffworks.com/nature/natural-disasters/krakatoa.htm)

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**Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-geez-am-i-really-half-that-old-thread/999017/8 "2024-03-19T12:30:53Z")

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Some obscure German patent office clerk released a series of papers he wrote on a wacky scientific theory. I think he had some special relatives, or something.

[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Einstein_patentoffice.jpg/459px-Einstein_patentoffice.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Einstein_patentoffice.jpg/459px-Einstein_patentoffice.jpg)

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**Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-geez-am-i-really-half-that-old-thread/999017/9 "2024-03-19T12:43:14Z")

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Cars were pretty basic back then…

[https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1QipNdzBES0Ava-sXOlx4F-k3M5hgAQFmljP-hpKzH](https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1QipNdzBES0Ava-sXOlx4F-k3M5hgAQFmljP-hpKzH)

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Some folks were having a good old time, despite prohibition:

[![](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Po0AAOSwKXdafddN/s-l1600.jpg) ](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Po0AAOSwKXdafddN/s-l1600.jpg)

Closer to my interests and well-being however, things weren’t so great:

[![](https://www.gilderlehrman.org/sites/default/files/2022-02/06197.jpg) ](https://www.gilderlehrman.org/sites/default/files/2022-02/06197.jpg)

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[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/rIGmTcV.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/rIGmTcV)

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You have to scroll farther down. I got this hot babe, LOL.

[![](https://i.imgur.com/1xbm5Ba.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/1xbm5Ba.jpeg)

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Broken link.

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Later on he’d find some general relatives of his.

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Wait. What?  
> What would this number have to do with my half age?
> 
> I don’t get it.

Your current age is half of what you’d get as a result of doing the subtraction. Wait, I’m putting that awkwardly. When you do the subtraction, if you were born that year you’d be twice as old as you are today.

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**Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-geez-am-i-really-half-that-old-thread/999017/16 "2024-03-19T13:48:12Z")

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[![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.14be11ccc9f3e3473b5340470c36e222?rik=axAvA%2fk7eXhMlg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.sarahsundin.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2018%2f07%2fSchweinfurt-8-17-43-1024x816.jpg&ehk=EvyDB7H0x25cMyHJzS7q91HYCR7fQOvCBIBMX7q8uBg%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.14be11ccc9f3e3473b5340470c36e222?rik=axAvA%2fk7eXhMlg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.sarahsundin.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2018%2f07%2fSchweinfurt-8-17-43-1024x816.jpg&ehk=EvyDB7H0x25cMyHJzS7q91HYCR7fQOvCBIBMX7q8uBg%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)

There was some minor skiffle going on.

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Another. Bad blizzards in the USA, and snow ball throwing in Tallahassee FL where it was below zero.

[![](https://i.imgur.com/cxiZK8h.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/cxiZK8h.jpeg)

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Colonel Roosevelt and the Rough Riders

[![](https://www.onthisday.com/images/articles/colonel-roosevelt.jpg?w=390) ](https://www.onthisday.com/images/articles/colonel-roosevelt.jpg?w=390)

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No notes but this came up for me. I’m guessing a visit of Polish luminaries to London?  
[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/UK_1931_Krakovo.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/UK_1931_Krakovo.jpg)

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[![](http://www.gutenberg-e.org/gordon/details/images/Academic-Graduates-1892.jpg) ](http://www.gutenberg-e.org/gordon/details/images/Academic-Graduates-1892.jpg)  
Class of 1892

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