The geometry of women

Maybe. One thing my technical-trainer co-worker taught me is that, when introducing someone to a new proposition, you have to start with the axioms they already accept, and then build on them, level by level, with a delicate yet sensuous touch. Introduce the shameless beauty of the curve. Let her heart fly free through space, and, fluttering, orbit back to you.

Heck, Stanislaw Lem said it better than I can.

I’m sorry. My words were meant to praise all men, not some abstract perfection. After all, even if one could have perfection, how would one pay the insurance premiums?

Yeah, I guess I got carried away with the “upright” thing. If you ladies wish to get on all fours—to clear up your sinuses etc.—we’ll accomodate you, won’t we guys?! :wink:

If being on all fours will help a woman’s sinuses who am I to argue. I’m here to help.

…and women claim we don’t care about their needs! :frowning: I know we’d be right behind them all the way!

What do you all think of the theory that the ideal woman’s breast has a ratio of the height to the circumference equal to pi?

I’ll be the experimental subject if you provide the pie. Or two pies.

I have put much thought into this, but much more research needs to be done of course.