# The Gerbil Stuffing

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gerbil-stuffing/62893>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [April 22, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gerbil-stuffing/62893 "2001-04-22T17:39:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Larasque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@Larasque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larasque)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gerbil-stuffing/62893/1 "2001-04-22T17:39:33Z")

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I came across an article about a gay couple in Salt Lake City who were “stuffing” and the gerbil got stuck and it resulted in serious injuries. There was a press conference held by the hospital and everything. This was quite recent. The article was in the Los Angeles Times (I believe).

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gerbil-stuffing/62893/2 "2001-04-22T19:16:12Z")

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Welcome, **Larasque**. Arnold usually shows up and tells you to “please post a link to Cecil’s column about which you are referring” or some such.

I assume you mean [gerbil](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_216b.html) this column.

If it appeared in the LA Times, it should be available, with some effort. But as a cautionary note, the story appeared in my Akron Beacon Journal once also. It routinely gets printed, even though no one can come up with real proof later.

There are probably 5-10 threads in our search feature on the message boards about this. While I haven’t read them all, I would be surprised if anyone has come up with “proof.”

But it’s a great urban legend.

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**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gerbil-stuffing/62893/3 "2001-04-22T22:21:07Z")

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Cecil’s column about gerbils appeared in the _More of the Straight Dope_, which was published in 1988, so Cecil never got a chance to debunk the fake story that **Larasque** alludes to, various versions of which appear to have been floating around on the internet since around 1996.

But fear not – the Urban Legends site [http://www.snopes.com](http://www.snopes.com) reviews the history of this particular hoax in full at [The Rectal Rodent](http://www.snopes2.com/sex/homosex/gerbil.htm) – including the information that “Other versions have been falsely attributed to the Los Angeles Times with the events said to have taken place in Salt Lake City, Utah.”

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gerbil-stuffing/62893/4 "2001-04-22T22:44:06Z")

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…violating my own rules…

Thanks, **whitetho**.

And me, a snopesian! Sheesh!

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-gerbil-stuffing/62893/5 "2001-04-23T13:46:39Z")

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Welcome to the SDMB, and thank you for posting your comment.  
Please include a link to Cecil’s column if it’s on the straight dope web site.  
To include a link, it can be as simple as including the web page location in your post (make sure there is a space **before** and **after** the text of the URL).

Cecil’s column can be found on-line at the link provided by samclem.

The column can also be found on pages 216-218 of Cecil Adams’ book «[_More of the Straight Dope_](http://www.straightdope.com/otheroutlets/books.html)».

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