# The Girl Scouts are selling you lesbian, baby-killing feminist militia cookies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222 "2010-09-09T20:49:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/1 "2010-09-09T20:49:13Z")
You just can’t make this shit up…unless you’re a republican I guess. > [@](#): > > When the Girl Scouts aren’t helping young girls become confident and productive members of society, they’re apparently serving as a feminist training ground for godless, man-hating, pro-abortion lesbianism — at least according to Hans Zeiger, Republican candidate for Washington’s House of Representatives. > > \ > > _"One might wonder why the Girl Scouts have been spared the painful attacks that have been launched upon the Boy Scouts by the Left in recent years. The reasons are simple: the Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion, feminist training corps. … If the Girl Scouts of America can’t get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere.”_ > > SOURCE: [The Girl Scouts are selling you lesbian, baby-killing feminist militia cookies](http://feministing.com/2010/09/08/girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/) ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/2 "2010-09-09T20:54:32Z")
If he doesn’t want Girl Scout cookies, I’ll take his share. Fuck him if he can’t take a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/3 "2010-09-09T20:55:01Z")
Mmm… lesbian, baby-killing feminist militia cookies! Best served with a tall, cold glass of homo. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/4 "2010-09-09T20:56:03Z")
So…now it’s a Girl Scout that gets in trouble for eating all the Brownies? (Yeah, yeah. I’ll be over here in my handbasket if you need me.) The Girl Scouts have been “spared the painful attacks” because they are, so far as I know, not run by a bunch of religious bigots…which, of course, offends the hell out of religious bigots, especially the ones that fear self-confident, free-thinking females. If I’m not being redundant, there. Also, they have cookies. Mmm…cookies. ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/5 "2010-09-09T21:01:27Z")
Really? I guess I need to start buying their cookies then. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/6 "2010-09-09T21:08:57Z")
Yep. I think I’ll buy an extra box or two just to show my added support next year. ---
**Author:** ![Baracus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@Baracus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baracus)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/7 "2010-09-09T21:12:10Z")
I usually just stick with the think mints and somoas, but I guess I can try the lesbian, baby-killing, feminist milita cookies. On second thought, they don’t bake the dead babies right into the cookies, do they? ---
**Author:** ![filling\_pages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@filling\_pages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filling_pages)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/8 "2010-09-09T21:12:25Z")
I worked at a Girl Scout camp for a few summers way back when. I can’t say for baby killing, but lesbians were in no short supply. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/9 "2010-09-09T21:15:12Z")
This is precisely why I’m happy to support the Girl Scouts. And eat Thin Mints. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/10 "2010-09-09T21:19:20Z")
Well, to be fair, the leaders of my senior Girl Scout troop were generally acknowledged to be a lesbian couple. However, I mostly remember them teaching us crafts and camping skills. I am neither godless, nor man-hating, nor a lesbian, although I admit to being a feminist and a supporter of abortion rights. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/11 "2010-09-09T21:26:53Z")
> [@Baracus](#): > > I usually just stick with the think mints and somoas, but I guess I can try the lesbian, baby-killing, feminist milita cookies. > > On second thought, they don’t bake the dead babies right into the cookies, do they? Maybe that’s why they’re so expensive? Dead babies don’t come cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/12 "2010-09-09T21:44:33Z")
Who do you think first came up with the phrase, “Come to the dark side, we have cookies?” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/13 "2010-09-09T21:45:54Z")
I now have this image of Girl Scouts goosestepping about camp in formation while doing the marching chant of the soldiers of the Wicked Witch of the West, except in squeaky little-girl voices. _Yo-eee-Yo, YOOOO-OOOH! Yo-eee-Yo, YOOOO-OOOH!_ ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/14 "2010-09-09T21:52:43Z")
“Are they made from real lesbian babykilling feminist militants?” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/15 "2010-09-09T22:19:45Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > “Are they made from real lesbian babykilling feminist militants?” 🙂 Totally underrated movie. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/16 "2010-09-09T22:41:55Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > If he doesn’t want Girl Scout cookies, I’ll take his share. > > Fuck him if he can’t take a joke. I like your style, sista. Pass me a thin mint. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/17 "2010-09-09T22:43:09Z")
Well shit, there goes my diet. I’ve avoided Thin Mints for years because for me the box has a serving size of 1, maybe 2 if I hide the other sleeve for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/18 "2010-09-09T22:54:48Z")
[Elayne Boosler] On the side of the Haagen Dazs pint, it says, “serves four.” Who are THESE people? [/Elayne Boosler] ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/19 "2010-09-09T23:22:00Z")
> [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](#): > > Mmm… lesbian, baby-killing feminist militia cookies! Best served with a tall, cold glass of homo. Won it in three. > [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > I now have this image of Girl Scouts goosestepping about camp in formation while doing the marching chant of the soldiers of the Wicked Witch of the West, except in squeaky little-girl voices. > > _Yo-eee-Yo, YOOOO-OOOH! Yo-eee-Yo, YOOOO-OOOH!_ I’m picturing more of the [fabulous soldiers drilling in formation from Monty Python.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_iH1GhM2j8) ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/20 "2010-09-09T23:23:50Z")
Great, as if I _needed_ a reason to buy more of those! I swear they must hide the crack in the caramel ribbon of the Samoas [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222.md?page=2)