# The Girl Scouts are selling you lesbian, baby-killing feminist militia cookies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222 "2010-09-09T20:49:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/21 "2010-09-10T00:01:04Z")
Quoth **MsRobyn** : > [@](#): > > Fuck him if he can’t take a joke. Isn’t the whole point of them being lesbians that they’d rather _not_ fuck him? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/22 "2010-09-10T00:07:27Z")
Well, my Debate Team will be happy. I won’t eat Girl Scout cookies any more (-21 lbs. and counting) but lesbian, baby-killing, feminist militiaettes deserve my support. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/23 "2010-09-10T00:13:26Z")
Can’t I just have the plain feminist militia kind of Girl Scout cookie without the lesbians and baby-killing? I’m trying to watch what I eat. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/24 "2010-09-10T00:22:34Z")
Do the Girl Scouts get the same level of government bennies that the Boy Scouts do? 'Cause that’s the stick that the Boy Scouts are being beaten with. Well, one of the sticks. My name is Yllaria and it’s been two years since I had a Girl Scout cookie. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/25 "2010-09-10T00:22:57Z")
> [@Baracus](#): > > I usually just stick with the think mints and somoas, but I guess I can try the lesbian, baby-killing, feminist milita cookies. > > On second thought, they don’t bake the dead babies right into the cookies, do they? Only the Trefoils. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/26 "2010-09-10T00:23:26Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Can’t I just have the plain feminist militia kind of Girl Scout cookie without the lesbians and baby-killing? I’m trying to watch what I eat. But it’s the babies and lesbians that add flavor! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/27 "2010-09-10T00:32:19Z")
The Girl Scouts are selling you lesbian, baby-killing feminist militia cookies I figure other folks have basically said the same thing but ---------- you say that like its a bad thing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/28 "2010-09-10T00:58:38Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Do the Girl Scouts get the same level of government bennies that the Boy Scouts do? 'Cause that’s the stick that the Boy Scouts are being beaten with. Well, one of the sticks. IIRC, the boy scouts lost a number of their corporate sponsors over the bad anti-gay/no-atheists press. Strauss-Levi withdrew funding. A shallow google search on girl scout funding brought up a number of 120 Million dollar budget for the national organization. Most charities that big have some level of active or passive federal funding. ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/29 "2010-09-10T03:55:50Z")
Bigotry is not “real character,” jackass. Fuck it, I’m getting like ten boxes of thin mints this year. They’re pretty awesome in ice cream. Also, they’re the fetus cookies. Trufax. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/30 "2010-09-10T03:57:33Z")
I was a Scout and am not a lesbian nor do I hate men, but as I’m pro-choice I guess you could say I’m a baby-killer. Not that I remember a single word on the subject, and I dropped out in seventh grade so you’d think they’d have talked about good baby-killing methods…not that we’d have needed them if we were all lesbians. Hmm. Right. Now I want a box of Thin Mints. And I can’t get one for months. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/31 "2010-09-10T04:20:20Z")
The Girl Scouts around here seem to be led by a fundamentalist Christian. At least, nearly everyone I know is anti-abortion, even if a few aren’t pro-life. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/32 "2010-09-10T07:46:01Z")
For years, whenever someone comes to work and says they’re helping their daughter learn the value of hard work and the market economy by guilting the cookies off on us, I get to ask if they’re made with real girl scouts, this has never gotten old. but this year I’ll be able to ask which ones were made by the lesbians. I predict that this will be equally satisfying, at least to me. Hmmm, the chocolatey coconut ones for me ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/33 "2010-09-10T08:24:35Z")
I don’t even like Girl Scout cookies, but if I ever have a chance to buy them again I’ll take a few boxes. ETA: if I eat lesbian cookies, does it count as having had gay sex? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/34 "2010-09-10T09:01:51Z")
Where’s my toaster? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/35 "2010-09-10T09:16:54Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > Where’s my toaster? You mean like[this one](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/ATT00142.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/36 "2010-09-10T10:12:50Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > ETA: if I eat lesbian cookies, does it count as having had gay sex? Only oral, naturally. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/37 "2010-09-10T10:29:04Z")
Cool, guess I’ll go look up the recipe for Lesbian Gingerbread then… toaster to be sent to **HazelNutCoffee** , it’s her recipe. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/38 "2010-09-10T10:31:56Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > This is precisely why I’m happy to support the Girl Scouts. And eat Thin Mints. Hmmm… “Thin Mints”… so THAT’S what the kids are calling them these days. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/39 "2010-09-10T17:37:09Z")
That explains the gas explosion in California this morning–it’s the Girl Scouts, baking lesbians and fetuses. I am so going to hell for that one. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/40 "2010-09-10T18:02:36Z")
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