# The Girl Scouts are selling you lesbian, baby-killing feminist militia cookies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222 "2010-09-09T20:49:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/41 "2010-09-10T18:04:55Z")
I still have the baby killer patch I earned as a Cadet. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/42 "2010-09-10T18:23:28Z")
Hmm, the lesbian and baby killing is one thing but I find that the feminist militia gives them a funny taste at times. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/43 "2010-09-10T18:34:12Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > ETA: if I eat lesbian cookies, does it count as having had gay sex? No, but it does if you eat a brownie. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/44 "2010-09-10T18:34:46Z")
I thought that was coconut. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/45 "2010-09-10T19:15:45Z")
> [@niblet\_head](#): > > I still have the baby killer patch I earned as a Cadet. Is that the one with a coathanger crossed out? > [@Antinor01](#): > > Hmm, the lesbian and baby killing is one thing but I find that the feminist militia gives them a funny taste at times. Too bitter? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/46 "2010-09-10T19:21:05Z")
And here’s Dr Seuss dreaming about **Johnny Bravo vs The Girl Scouts**. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS_Qq_tm6mE) Got milk? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/47 "2010-09-10T19:23:03Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > > [@Antinor01](#): > > > > Hmm, the lesbian and baby killing is one thing but I find that the feminist militia gives them a funny taste at times. > > Too bitter? That and a side of hating myself for being male afterward. Maybe I just got a bad batch. ---
**Author:** ![MN\_Maenad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@MN\_Maenad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MN_Maenad)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/48 "2010-09-10T19:23:25Z")
Dammit, I must have dropped out just before the feminist, godless, man-hating, pro-abortion lesbianism started. I miss all the fun! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/49 "2010-09-10T19:24:20Z")
Back when I was in the Army, and served overseas in Korea, my mother sent me care packages. Generally the goodies were supposed to be shared around. But when I got a box of treats that included Thin Mints I took them out and kept them all for myself, before sharing around the rest of the box. But hey, serving in the military, we already all were baby-killing feminist lesbians, weren’t we? The church I attend must be terrible, because during cookie selling season they let our girls who are Scouts sell cookies after church! ---
**Author:** ![Peeta\_Mellark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Peeta\_Mellark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peeta_Mellark)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/50 "2010-09-10T19:49:50Z")
All I know is that I want cookies so. damn. bad now. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/51 "2010-09-10T21:31:22Z")
Rev. Psycho Jones will want to burn Girl Scout cookies next. At least it will smell good. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/52 "2010-09-10T22:41:50Z")
Having had a son in Boy Scouts and a daughter in Girl Scouts, I have to say that the lesbian baby-killing feminist militia cookies are a LOT easier to sell than the bigoted popcorn coated in chocolate, nuts, and hate that the Boy Scouts are stuck with. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/53 "2010-09-10T23:14:07Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > Having had a son in Boy Scouts and a daughter in Girl Scouts, I have to say that the lesbian baby-killing feminist militia cookies are a LOT easier to sell than the bigoted popcorn coated in chocolate, nuts, and hate that the Boy Scouts are stuck with. Ya know, I usually do my share with the ‘buy my kids stuff’ but just the other day I turned down the boyscout goodies for just this reason. ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/54 "2010-09-10T23:42:55Z")
> [@filling\_pages](#): > > I worked at a Girl Scout camp for a few summers way back when. I can’t say for baby killing, but lesbians were in no short supply. Same here. ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/55 "2010-09-11T03:17:18Z")
But this guy is right! Not only did we sell cookies, we went to a Girl Scout Camp that had its own terrorist gang! It was the IRC–International Revolutionary Committee–and they kidnapped a teddy bear and were planning to toss him down the latrine. The teddy bear got lucky though. He was rescued by a gang of girl scout thugs who were in the process of tying the camp leader to her cot. Ah, the good old girl scout days, where you first learned to respect God and country and have fun with antisocial behavior. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/56 "2010-09-11T03:21:01Z")
> [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](#): > > Mmm… lesbian, baby-killing feminist militia cookies! Best served with a tall, cold glass of homo. Yep - you figured it all out: Cookies are good with milk. How do they keep the cream from separating from the milk? They homogenize it. That’s right, they HOMOgenize it. It’s all a front for the QUEERS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Heading into my 8th year of pimping my daughter’s cookies at work…and 6th year of being lead cookie madam for her entire troop ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/57 "2010-09-11T03:23:16Z")
> [@Baracus](#): > > I usually just stick with the think mints and somoas, but I guess I can try the lesbian, baby-killing, feminist milita cookies. > > On second thought, they don’t bake the dead babies right into the cookies, do they? Not without a lot of processing. Haven’t you ever heard of bonemeal? “If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, now would it?”. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/58 "2010-09-11T05:17:48Z")
Everyone knows how to make lesbian cookies, right? Use the regular recipe but without any nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/59 "2010-09-11T08:06:32Z")
_decorous ripple of applause_ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222/60 "2010-09-11T11:05:39Z")
> [@KRC](#): > > He was rescued by a gang of girl scout thugs who were in the process of tying the camp leader to her cot. How does this relate to the lesbian thing, & have you considered making a short feature film on the subject? An Art film, of course. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-girl-scouts-are-selling-you-lesbian-baby-killing-feminist-militia-cookies/553222.md?page=4)