# The Glorification of the child "Mr. Brown"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 25, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463 "2014-08-25T16:40:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/21 "2014-08-26T00:15:40Z")

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Bring a real point next time. I assume supposedly well-read posters have a fucking clue about the NYT’s writing conventions, especially when they’ve been explained to you in the thread before you posted your half-assed attempt at a rebuttal.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/22 "2014-08-26T00:40:20Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> **_Mr._ Vinyl Turnip**

**_MRS._ Mr. Vinyl Turnip**

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/23 "2014-08-26T00:59:11Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> Yes he did not deserve to die. **But if he had any proper upbringing he would have shown the cops obedience and respect the way I and my peers were taught and would be alive today.**
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> .

You’re making a giant assumption here. You have no idea the efforts this man’s parents have made to bring him up properly.

Children of good parents can still turn out bad.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/24 "2014-08-26T01:41:05Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> You’re making a giant assumption here. You have no idea the efforts this man’s parents have made to bring him up properly.
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> Children of good parents can still turn out bad.

Exactly. and children of bad parents can also turn out just fine.

I mean, for all we know, it’s even possible that **Flying Dutchman** ’s kids _aren’t_ huge assholes.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/25 "2014-08-26T02:19:12Z")

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“street thug”? Care to discuss your support for that canard? And Trayvon Martin was a thug, too? Good lord. Certainly clear where some people are coming from.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/26 "2014-08-26T02:28:44Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> That is a long-standing convention of the New York Times. You may find slight unction for your wounds in the fact that they applied the same honorific to [Saddam Hussein](http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/26/world/middleeast/archive-offers-rare-glimpse-inside-mind-of-saddam-hussein.html?pagewanted=all), and (up until his death) [Osama bin Laden](http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/05/01/bin-laden-dead-u-s-official-says/).

Not to mention referring to Meat Loaf as Mr. Loaf.

Yeah, I know they claim it’s apocryphal but the story’s too good not to tell.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/27 "2014-08-26T02:38:25Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Not going to line up with the “Show Police respect and obedience and you won’t be killed” crowd.
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> It’s well past time we put an end to that sort of totalitarian bullshit. “To Protect and Serve”, not “To Bully and Kill”. We have people as Police so that they can maintain order and reduce crime. Not so they can rule us with an iron fist, killing people and pets every time they get their dander up.
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> And the day they decide such things are their Right is the day we decide maybe we don’t want people who think that way policing us.

You realize the police don’t \* make \* the laws, right? That would be We The People. It’s hardly " totalitarian" to expect citizens of a democracy to abide by the laws that they themselves voted into being, or that they not violently assault the people tasked with enforcing those laws.

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**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/28 "2014-08-26T02:42:25Z")

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> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> Male children are generally, formally referred to as “Master” so, yeah…  
> .

Not in the last 50 years

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/29 "2014-08-26T16:45:30Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> You realize the police don’t \* make \* the laws, right? That would be We The People. It’s hardly " totalitarian" to expect citizens of a democracy to abide by the laws that they themselves voted into being, or that they not violently assault the people tasked with enforcing those laws.

How about if the people enforcing the laws don’t get to violently assault anyone that looks at them funny?

And as for them not making the laws, you’re not paying attention. Here in Minnesota we have a weak minded governor who won’t sign any law that Law Enforcement opposes, and they’re more than happy to step up and tell him what to do.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/30 "2014-08-26T17:39:43Z")

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But does he have any lovely daughters?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/31 "2014-08-27T02:34:42Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> How about if the people enforcing the laws don’t get to violently assault anyone that looks at them funny?

When did they start doing that?

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> And as for them not making the laws, you’re not paying attention. Here in Minnesota we have a weak minded governor who won’t sign any law that Law Enforcement opposes, and they’re more than happy to step up and tell him what to do.

And how did he get to be governor?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/32 "2014-08-27T04:04:20Z")

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People here are weird. Quietly weird, but still weird.

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**Author:** ![JesterX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/439d5e/32.png) [@JesterX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JesterX)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/33 "2014-08-27T04:55:53Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> Well, is he a child or does he deserve the respect implicit with the honorific “Mr.” suggesting a proper adult gentleman.
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> Either way, the media I follow is showing way to much respect for this street thug.
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> Any young black man can only draw the conclusion that overt stealing and bullying nevermind shoplifting is no big deal for society and the only people that stand in your way are the cops who you do not need to respect because they are “racists”.
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> Yes he did not deserve to die. But if he had any proper upbringing he would have shown the cops obedience and respect the way I and my peers were taught and would be alive today.
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> Sadly, I’m not hearing this message, and I’m afraid that the Trayvon Martin case, very similar in the glorification of a young thug has spawned this tragedy as well as many more to come. Its amazing what a young fellow can justify for bad behavior if he feels that he is victimized. Thanks to the media and the public reaction that I see that is the only message getting through to young black men.

That take MIGHT be plausible if Mike Brown was just innocently walking down the street and was confronted by Officer Wilson. But Brown had just robbed a convenience store and had every reason to believe he was about to be arrested. THAT’S why he likely attacked Wilson. A little different from saying “yes, officer” or “thank you, officer”, don’t you think?

You’re providing an emotional reaction that is not based on fact.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/34 "2014-08-27T06:33:33Z")

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> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> Male children are generally, formally referred to as “Master” so, yeah…

That always confused me when I was a kid. If I was a “Master,” how come everybody else got to tell me what to do? 😕

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**Author:** ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/35 "2014-08-27T12:39:57Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Not to mention referring to Meat Loaf as Mr. Loaf.
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> Yeah, I know they claim it’s apocryphal but the story’s too good not to tell.

I once clipped a cute article they once wrote about wrestling, in which they referred to a wrestler who “claimed his legal name was Manfred the Maniac”, and they subsequently referred to him as “Mr. Maniac”.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/36 "2014-08-27T13:02:35Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> But does he have any lovely daughters?

Just one, IIRC.

Well and feeling fine,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/37 "2014-08-27T13:11:15Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> Well, is he a child or does he deserve the respect implicit with the honorific “Mr.” suggesting a proper adult gentleman.

You arbitrarilly bin people by age into categories that deserve or do not deserve respect. What other imaginary hierarchies have you constructed in your head?

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/38 "2014-08-27T16:27:17Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> When did they start doing that?

Pick 1;

You’re being extremely disingenuous.  
You’re a complete fucking moron.  
You were born yesterday and are unaware of how the world works.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/39 "2014-08-27T17:08:43Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> That always confused me when I was a kid. If I was a “Master,” how come everybody else got to tell me what to do? 😕

Me too! Hell, you weren’t even ‘master’ of your own room - you had to clean it up whenever your parents demanded it.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glorification-of-the-child-mr-brown/696463/40 "2014-08-27T17:14:28Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Just one, IIRC.
> 
> Well and feeling fine,  
> Shodan

I bet that made you feel so proud.

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