# The glory of the Donald

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 11, 2016, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495 "2016-11-11T13:50:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/41 "2016-11-11T20:48:38Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> That’s the funny thing. He’s made all sorts of outrageous statements and ridiculous promises because he never expected to get this far. Now that he has, though, I look forward to seeing how he wriggles out of them. For example, he promised to deport some number of illegal aliens during his “first hour in office.” And he promised to build that giant wall across the southern border.

His Contract With the American People says he’s going to pass a Constitutional amendment requiring term limits for Congress in his first 100 days. That’s institutionally impossible.

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**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/42 "2016-11-11T20:49:48Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> By “all of this crap” are you referring to schools, roads, bridges, health care, social security, the Navy, the Air Force, the Army and so forth? Because that’s what this “bullshit” you refer to pays for.

And sports stadiums! One of the only things we working joes have to distract us as diabetes and liver disease slowly kill us.

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**Author:** ![UberArchetype](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/2bfe46/32.png) [@UberArchetype](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UberArchetype)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/43 "2016-11-11T20:51:31Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> For example, he promised to deport some number of illegal aliens during his “first hour in office.” And he promised to build that giant wall across the southern border.

Do you think those are bad ideas? Because I can personally promise you there are thousands of illegal aliens sitting in jails across the country draining resources from local communities at this very moment.

And it wouldn’t be a stretch to assume 1 or 2 more come in the next day to take their place (maybe not actually “in jail,” but you get the point) if the presently fermenting group did get kicked in a timely manner.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/44 "2016-11-11T20:55:59Z")

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I would expect an illegal alien sitting in jail to complete his or her sentence before being deported. And there’s also the logistical impossibility of deporting all of them that quickly.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/45 "2016-11-11T20:56:20Z")

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> [@UberArchetype](#):
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> …and “attempt” to fulfill his promises? As if any president ever elected filled that tall order 100%?

I’s far from certain which, if any, of his promises he intends to attempt to keep. He clearly has no problem with bald faced lies, and He is certainly possessed of enough ego to feed the rubes what they want to hear till he gets the prize then dumping them.

I’m not predicting it personally, but there is potential of the whole presidency turning into a pissing contest between his vision, (whatever it may be) and the Repubs thinking he will push their agenda.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/46 "2016-11-11T21:01:19Z")

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So, **TheStake** , any plans to come back and sneer at everyone some more?

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/47 "2016-11-11T21:39:44Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> How did the (supposed) billionaire son of a millionaire New York real estate developer become the champion of the working class? What has he ever done to improve the lives of the working class?

He put on a truckers cap, that makes it real. Just like George Bush taking long vacations to clear brush on his ranch. #RealWorkingPeopleProblems

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/48 "2016-11-11T21:46:27Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> So, **TheStake** , any plans to come back and sneer at everyone some more?

It’s funny seeing all of these Trumpies come out to gloat. Why weren’t they here defending their Exalted Leader before the election? Like their lazy counterparts in Congress, it was probably just too much like work. But now, Donny could spray green diarrhea all over the floor and they’ll drop to their knees and lick it up. Weird.

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**Author:** ![Neo-Calredic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/96bed5/32.png) [@Neo-Calredic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neo-Calredic)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/49 "2016-11-11T22:56:28Z")

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> [@TheStake](#):
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> It makes my day to get to come on here and see all of you stupid liberals triggered. Cry. Your tears feed the working class.

The best part will be four years from now when you and your ilk realize their lives have gotten objectively worse. The jobs won’t have returned, the social safety net will be in tatters, and millions will be without healthcare.

Of course, most of you are too stupid to put two and two together to realize that you voted in someone who never save a solitary shit about you or anyone else who isn’t a rich, straight white dude. – it will all still be Obama and the Democrats’ fault, or maybe teh gayz or the scary brown people.

But hey, at least you get four years to terrorize them without any repercussions! I guess that makes everything else worth it.

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**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/50 "2016-11-11T23:38:29Z")

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> [@TheStake](#):
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> It makes my day to get to come on here and see all of you stupid liberals triggered. Cry. Your tears feed the working class.

“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are the three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.” - Gustave Flaubert.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/51 "2016-11-11T23:39:18Z")

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[Trump wants to keep parts of Obamacare](http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/11/trump-will-consider-keeping-parts-of-obamacare-report-says.html), violating his first campaign promise to get rid of the whole thing.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/52 "2016-11-11T23:44:47Z")

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I’m interest in investment opportunities in the U.S. Can anyone tell me what the effects of the deficit quintupling should have and what I should take short positions on as a result?

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**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/53 "2016-11-12T00:11:13Z")

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> [@Neo-Calredic](#):
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> \*(snip)\*But hey, at least you get four years to terrorize them without any repercussions! I guess that makes everything else worth it.

Small nitpick; probably two years. Hopefully, the Dems will landslide Congress in 2018 and treat Trump the same as Obama was treated during his eight years.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/54 "2016-11-12T00:20:13Z")

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> [@TheStake](#):
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> It makes my day to get to come on here and see all of you stupid liberals triggered. Cry. Your tears feed the working class.

Go fuck yourself.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/55 "2016-11-12T00:20:28Z")

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> [@D.E.S.K.Top668](#):
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> Small nitpick; probably two years. Hopefully, the Dems will landslide Congress in 2018 and treat Trump the same as Obama was treated during his eight years.

I’d like to think that the Democratic Party can take a majority in the House (and, I hope, the Senate) in two years. But many districts have been so gerrymandered that they’re safely in one camp or the other.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/56 "2016-11-12T00:52:49Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> Go fuck yourself.

Why? He’ll be fucked six ways from Sunday by our new President, soon enough.

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**Author:** ![UberArchetype](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/2bfe46/32.png) [@UberArchetype](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UberArchetype)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/57 "2016-11-12T01:29:47Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> It’s funny seeing all of these Trumpies come out to gloat. Why weren’t they here defending their Exalted Leader before the election? Like their lazy counterparts in Congress, it was probably just too much like work. But now, Donny could spray green diarrhea all over the floor and they’ll drop to their knees and lick it up. Weird.

Seething with resentment is an understandable, yet unhealthy and counterproductive viewpoint. 😃

[Lick it up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg) not tasting too good now?

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/58 "2016-11-12T02:40:13Z")

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> [@UberArchetype](#):
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> Seething with resentment is an understandable, yet unhealthy and counterproductive viewpoint. 😃
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> [Lick it up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg) not tasting too good now?

Who wouldn’t resent sharing a country with Trump’s enormous white trash voter base.

Keep tongue fucking his filthy asshole, bitch.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/59 "2016-11-12T03:11:19Z")

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The eagerness of the gloating is starting to look kind of desperate, actually - like they need our sustained outrage to convince themselves they did the right thing.

You made a mess and saner people will have to clean it up, boys. That’s all.

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**Author:** ![TheStake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@TheStake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheStake)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-glory-of-the-donald/771495/60 "2016-11-12T04:16:08Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> So, **TheStake** , any plans to come back and sneer at everyone some more?

No sneer, just a content smile.

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