# The Goddamned Sandbox
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [May 18, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838 "2001-05-18T16:28:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/1 "2001-05-18T16:28:37Z")
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> Fenris (who’s really getting sick of these “Mods won’t let me poop in the sandbox. I hate them!” threads.
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> Hey, what I would like to see is a pit thread started by the mods, complaining about how they are getting tired of US…because I am sure they ARE, quite frequently. --Scotti
Here it is. Please drop all your pathetic turdlike complaints about the friggin’ moderation of this site in your new sandbox. This will be a great timesaver for me; I’ll now be able to ignore all of you in zero simple steps.
Go away. I hate all of you. And don’t forget to bury your damned poop when you leave The Sandbox.
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### Author:  [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/2 "2001-05-18T18:17:56Z")
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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*
> \*\*Go away. I hate all of you. And don’t forget to bury your damned poop when you leave The Sandbox. \*\*
I hate you too.
I hate your articulate pro-second ammendment stance
I hate Euty for trading video tapes with me.
I hate Jillgat for her recent return
I hate TVeblen for her helpfulness
I hate Lynn for knowing as much or more about Science Fiction than I do(!!)
I hate Tuba for her sense of humor
I hate Gaudere because I don’t know how to pronounce her name (Gaud-ear? Gaud-ree?)
I hate David for his rigorous logic
I hate Coldie, Alphagene and Manhattan for their acid responses.
I hate Chronos for his patience.
I hate the fact that I can’t think of anything to hate about Dex.
I hate the fact that I’m sure I missed someone. But whoever it is, I hate them too.
I hate you all, I’m takin’ my toys and I’m goin’ home an’ I’m tellin’ my big brother an’ he’ll beat you all up an’ I may hold my breath an’ die an’ THEN you’ll be sorry!
Fenris
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/3 "2001-05-18T18:56:20Z")
I hate **UncleBeer** because he put shrimp in the bloody mary he made for me. After he bought all the fixin’s and everything, like he had the right. Don’t even get me started on the fact he debates the gun-thing better than I, but was _too good_ to join a few of us commoners at the range at Spiffled. Gun snob.
I hate **Gaudere** because she’s always been so damn _friendly_ when I’ve wandered up to Chicago or over to Springfield. I mean, really, greeting me and being nice and personable and everything, that’s just irritating. You think having _Gauderes Rule_ is a good thing? We’re mocking you! Silly girl.
And **Coldfire**. Where are the words. I hate that you’ve taken some of my Netherland based emails (such as my Uncle being Prince of the Carnival) and replied to them with your own comments. The fact that you remembered that I had mentioned my mother was Dutch and I had relatives in Deventer, Mook/Genep and Amsterdam is just creepy. I didn’t post that stuff for you, someone who lives there, to look at. Stalker.
Even though you aren’t part of the administration of this board, **Fenris** , this is as good a place as any- fucker. I hate that you provide amusing parodies and well written posts while I struggle to match words into any legible structure. Word smithing prick.
[Cartman]I love you guys.[/Cartman]
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/4 "2001-05-18T23:51:48Z")
I just hate that the mods always do their jobs! Dammit, they actually pay attention to what goes on, and put things in the right forum, and help users and make this board run better. Doesn’t that just piss you OFF?
ehehehe…Uncle Beer said ‘poop’…ehehehe…
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### Author:  [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/5 "2001-05-19T00:20:13Z")
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> I hate Gaudere because I don’t know how to pronounce her name (Gaud-ear? Gaud-ree?)
I’d tell you, but I wouldn’t want to interfere with your hatred. [sub]Hint: both your guesses are wrong.[/sub]
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### Author:  [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/6 "2001-05-19T00:33:32Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Gaudere \*
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> > I hate Gaudere because I don’t know how to pronounce her name (Gaud-ear? Gaud-ree?)
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> I’d tell you, but I wouldn’t want to interfere with your hatred. [sub]Hint: both your guesses are wrong.[/sub] \*\*
\ I pronounce it “your highness”
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### Author:  [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/7 "2001-05-19T00:35:40Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*
> I hate the fact that I’m sure I missed someone. But whoever it is, I hate them too.
I hate Fenris with the white-hot intensity of a thousand blazing suns.
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### Author:  [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/8 "2001-05-19T00:38:49Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Gaudere \*
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> > I hate Gaudere because I don’t know how to pronounce her name (Gaud-ear? Gaud-ree?)
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> I’d tell you, but I wouldn’t want to interfere with your hatred. [sub]Hint: both your guesses are wrong.[/sub] \*\*
Uhhh…Gaud-err? Gaudy-ree? Gaud-EE-re? Raymond-Luxury-Yacht? Fred?
Aargh!
Fenris
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### Author:  [@Amedeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amedeus)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/9 "2001-05-19T00:47:02Z")
Go home you…you…you moderator-type-bad people. I don’t want Moderator cooties. Go take your coffee cup and get a real job (one of those nifty ones where you get a t-shirt).
**Fenris** : Mabey it is pronounced **God** , the ere might be silent like.
Or it could be Ere-Gaud, err, God?
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### Author:  [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/10 "2001-05-19T00:47:09Z")
I hate Arnold because he once threatened to throw a snowball at me in haiku. Or threatened in haiku to throw a snowball at me. Whatever.
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/11 "2001-05-19T01:20:51Z")
…shrimp in the Bloody Mary he made for you…?
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/12 "2001-05-19T01:36:57Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Amedeus \*
> **Go take your coffee cup and get a real job (one of those nifty ones where you get a t-shirt).**
I _would_, you pigfucker, if I actually **had** one.
I fucking hate my imaginary coffee mug.
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/13 "2001-05-19T01:48:54Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*
> \*\*Uhhh…Gaud-err? Gaudy-ree? Gaud-EE-re? Raymond-Luxury-Yacht? Fred?
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> Aargh!
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> Fenris \*\*
Wankle Rotary Engine?
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### Author:  [@trose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trose)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/14 "2001-05-19T02:19:37Z")
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> - Originally posted by **thinksnow** \*
> Word smithing prick.
And I hate **you** for pegging Fenris (that fuckdrop) with this perfect phrase.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/15 "2001-05-19T02:36:31Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*
> I hate the fact that I’m sure I missed someone. But whoever it is, I hate them too.
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John Corrado, Arnold Winkelried and Czarcasm.
A pit thread about moderators and Czarcasm STILL doesn’t get mentioned!
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### Author:  [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/16 "2001-05-19T03:29:15Z")
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> Gaud-err? Gaudy-ree? Gaud-EE-re? Raymond-Luxury-Yacht? Fred?
Nope, none right. 🙂
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> Wankle Rotary Engine?
Nope.
Of course, as Amedeus suggested, y’all can just call me Gaud…
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/17 "2001-05-19T04:01:41Z")
Is it Gaud-er-ay?
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/18 "2001-05-19T04:12:19Z")
I always thought it was pronounced grunty (grunt-ee).
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### Author:  [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/19 "2001-05-19T04:30:45Z")
Damned **Coldfire** posts links that don’t work!!
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=71000](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=71000)
:mad:
Peabrain **Arnold Winkelried** refers to a “dying corpse” (sic):
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=65968&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=65968&pagenumber=2)
**Manhattan** closes too many threads discussing blatantly illegal drug practices (cites too numerous to link to)
**Eutychus** ’s virtual wives don’t “swing”
[sub]Don’t swing with me at least[/sub]
**Cecil Adams** never welcomed me.
They all suck. That’s why the board’s so slow. Too many mods!
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### Author:  [@Amedeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amedeus)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/20 "2001-05-19T04:30:47Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*
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> > **Go take your coffee cup and get a real job (one of those nifty ones where you get a t-shirt).**
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> I _would_, you pigfucker, if I actually **had** one.
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> I fucking hate my imaginary coffee mug. \*\*
Aww, well, an imaginary coffee mug won’t break when you drop it.
Well, unless you imagine it breaking, and then I guess your SOL.
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