# The Goddamned Sandbox **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 18, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838 "2001-05-18T16:28:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/21 "2001-05-19T04:34:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gaudere \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Gaud-err? Gaudy-ree? Gaud-EE-re? Raymond-Luxury-Yacht? Fred? > > Nope, none right. šŸ™‚ > > > [@](#): > > > > Wankle Rotary Engine? > > Nope. > > Of course, as Amedeus suggested, yā€™all can just call me Gaudā€¦ \*\* NEVER! [sub]I must know. It haunts me.[/sub] Gah-you-deer? Gah-you-dur? Gah-you-der-ee?? Gaw-deer? God-ear? (\<-I like this one), Aud-er (the g is silent)? Umā€¦ Gay-youd-eer? Gay-udd-err? Frodo? At least tell me how many syllables! But no matter what, I wonā€™t call you late for dinner. Phonetic Phenris ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/22 "2001-05-19T04:41:19Z")
I hate the fact that UncleBeer never called _me_ a ā€œpig fuckerā€. And Cecil never welcomed me either. But I live in mortal terror of incurring his wrath, lest I be forced to flee the country, so I donā€™t admit to hating him. Draw what inferences you like. And I hate all of YOU since Iā€™ve never had a pit-thread of my very own and have to get my hatred here (fuckdrop? Thā€™ hell is a fuckdrop?) in a thread where Iā€™m not even a mod! Frowning Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/23 "2001-05-19T05:04:23Z")
Dear Fenris, Hate you too. ``` Sincerely Yours Someone, esq. ``` ---
**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/24 "2001-05-19T05:27:17Z")
Umm. Go-dare? ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/25 "2001-05-19T05:28:19Z")
Dear Arnold, John Corrado and Czar: What can I say? I was stressed out from trying to post when the board was in one of those flux modes between almost normal and dead standstill, rushing to get the post written before the board seized up again, and, since my hatred of you three is so much greater than my hatred of all other things (I hate all of you even more than I hate fake raspberry jamā€¦the slimy kind without the seeds), that I just snapped: I had a flashback to **wring** showing off her [virtual breasts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70564#post1312985) and after I regained my senses, thought Iā€™d posted your names too. I was obviously suffering from false mammary syndrome. Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/26 "2001-05-19T05:48:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gaudere \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > I hate Gaudere because I donā€™t know how to pronounce her name (Gaud-ear? Gaud-ree?) > > Iā€™d tell you, but I wouldnā€™t want to interfere with your hatred. [sub]Hint: both your guesses are wrong.[/sub] \*\* Lord Narf-um-what-Brain-Mumford-something-shire? Fred? ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/27 "2001-05-19T05:58:30Z")
Moderatorsā€“bah! You know what those people do? Theyā€¦I hate to even write itā€¦they _moderate!_ And yet they are permitted to walk among law-abiding citizens! But it gets worse! Some of 'em are so shameless they donā€™t even stop at moderating! Some of themā€“this is absolutely trueā€“_administrate!_ AND THE WAR CRIME TRIBUNALS ARE DOING NOTHING!!! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/28 "2001-05-19T06:00:35Z")
I just want to make it perfectly clear to everyone present that I hate all of you, equally, for all the right reasons. Especially **Czarcasm** , for succumbing to peer pressure and changing his name. **Czar** , youā€™re a pansy-ass lickspittle with the testicular fortitude of floss. Same goes for the rest of you. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/29 "2001-05-19T06:35:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > **testicular fortitude of floss.** How many other posters read this phrase, and hearkened back to **SPOOFE** ā€™s legendary ā€œI once masturbated with toothpasteā€ anecdote?? _Fleeing_ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/30 "2001-05-19T06:45:10Z")
SPOOFE, there is nothing I hate more than a fuzzy insult. I have the testicular fortitude of _mint-flavored unwaxed floss_, thankyewverymuch! And though I may occasionally bring spittle to my lips(merely to test itā€™s freshness, of course!), I NEVER actually lick it. [Edited by Czarcasm on 05-19-2001 at 01:48 AM] ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/31 "2001-05-19T07:22:01Z")
DRY, you are added to my list of people to eviscerate with a spoon. Congratulations! Czar: Blow me (love ya too, pal!) ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/32 "2001-05-19T09:14:57Z")
Is it Gaw dair? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/33 "2001-05-19T09:23:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > **DRY, you are added to my list of people to eviscerate with a spoon. Congratulations!** Whew! I thought you were going to say a toothbrush! :eek: _running faster_ ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/34 "2001-05-19T09:32:13Z")
Okay, thatā€™s itā€¦ Mods, Admins, would it be okay if I murder him? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/35 "2001-05-19T12:15:04Z")
What if the sandbox doesnā€™t get cleaned right on schedule? Can I go poop in the corner like my sisterā€™s cat does? Do you scoop, use the clumping litter, or do the liner approach? Scented or unscented? We cats need to know these things, after all. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/36 "2001-05-19T12:28:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*Mods, Admins, would it be okay if I murder him? šŸ˜ƒ \*\* **SPOOFE** , Why not ask an oral hygenist? šŸ˜› šŸ˜› _kicking it into overdrive_ ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/37 "2001-05-19T12:56:00Z")
ā€¦shrimp in the Bloody Mary he made for youā€¦? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/38 "2001-05-19T14:00:52Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Coldfire** _ > I fucking hate my imaginary coffee mug. Jeez . . . somebody get him a real Straight DopeĀ® coffee mug . . . I hate seeing a moderator whine. ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/39 "2001-05-19T15:52:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > ā€¦shrimp in the Bloody Mary he made for youā€¦? If itā€™s the BBQ Pit it must be recipe-related. Canā€™t help you with the story, but seafood in a bloody mary is pretty normal ('though itā€™s a waste of an oyster IMHO) Hell, I drink martinis with an anchovy-stuffed olive. For those who didnā€™t see it, Uncle Beer posted this without viewing the thread. A nice performance art touch. ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838/40 "2001-05-19T17:28:47Z")
I hate the Boderadors so buch, I wish they all had by code. I wish all of **their** heads were so overfilled with snot theyā€™re ready to explode, flinging gallons of ropy, slimy, green, yellow and blood-flecked mucous-y phlegm all over each other. Their headless bodies would all collapse into a pool of Moderator Mucous Stew. ::snif:: ::HOOONK!:: ::HOOOOOOOONK!!:: Hey, I think I got some brain in that one. Anyone wanna use my keyboard? I need an Aspirinā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goddamned-sandbox/65838.md?page=3)