# The Godfather vs The A-Team

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [August 21, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575 "2003-08-21T02:48:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575/1 "2003-08-21T02:48:23Z")

</div>

The Corleone Family…Vito, Michael, Fredo, Tom Hagan, etc.  
Vs  
Hannibal, Face, B.A. Barrakus, Murdoch.

Who would win?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Homer\_J.Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a698b9/32.png) [@Homer\_J.Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J.Simpson)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575/2 "2003-08-21T03:14:13Z")

</div>

Well since Michael is the only person mentioned who can actually shoot someone. I’ll go with the Corleone Family.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575/3 "2003-08-21T03:29:57Z")

</div>

Corleone Family

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Mofo\_Rising](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mofo\_Rising](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mofo_Rising)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575/4 "2003-08-21T03:43:42Z")

</div>

Totally the A-Team. Whenever a Corleone has a gun drawn on him, he usually dies. Now the A-Team has been in hundreds of gunfights. Not only do they survive, they usually never even get hit.

Also, the A-Team has Mr. T on its side. I’m not one to side against T, and I still believe that ROCKY III was some sort of fluke.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575/5 "2003-08-21T03:44:47Z")

</div>

Is the A-Team locked in a room with enough stuff to make an armoured car?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575/6 "2003-08-21T03:46:26Z")

</div>

The Corleones. Remember, in addition to themselves, they can call on a seemingly unlimited amount of muscle to help them fight the A-Team.

The A-Team, on the other hand, have no one to use as backup.

Oh, **Homer** , Vito Corleone also can shoot straight (or, at least he could back in 1919, but that would be spoiling the films for you.)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575/7 "2003-08-21T04:12:13Z")

</div>

Since it’s been said everywhere else, it has to be said here.

The Corleones, if they’re prepared.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Homer\_J.Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a698b9/32.png) [@Homer\_J.Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J.Simpson)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575/8 "2003-08-21T04:18:14Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> Oh, Homer, Vito Corleone also can shoot straight (or, at least he could back in 1919, but that would be spoiling the films for you.)

You’re right. I missed the name Vito.

Of course, if was a contest to see who bang the most cocktail waitresses…Corleone hands down. Fredo can do them two at a time.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575/9 "2003-08-21T05:09:59Z")

</div>

What? No Amy Allen?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2003, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575/10 "2003-08-21T11:32:00Z")

</div>

The A-Team fired about a zillion bullets without ever hitting a single person. The Corleones, OTOH, are quite good at shooting people. Therefore, I’d say that the A-Team ends up sleeping with the fishes.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![refusal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac91a4/32.png) [@refusal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/refusal)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-godfather-vs-the-a-team/196575/11 "2003-08-21T11:41:10Z")

</div>

The A-Team never get hit, but never actually kill anyone. Therefore the battle would go on forever. Or at least until the Corleones escaped in an airplane.
