# The goggles!  They do nothing!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goggles-they-do-nothing/294500>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 14, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goggles-they-do-nothing/294500 "2005-03-14T19:13:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goggles-they-do-nothing/294500/21 "2005-03-16T00:40:27Z")

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No one has yet pointed out that the line as quoted is incorrect. The actual line is:

“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”

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