# The Going Rate For a One Legged Hooker **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 14, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397 "2008-03-14T20:28:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/21 "2008-03-15T18:13:39Z")
[QUOTE=Gukumatz] Hell, for that much money, I’d fuck _everyone_. [/QUOTE] Man, for that kinda money I’d fuck everyone and their pet goats/sheep/etc. Matter of fact the animals could fuck ME ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/22 "2008-03-15T18:25:18Z")
Hell for $25 million pounds I’d fuck Ringo. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/23 "2008-03-15T18:28:34Z")
Gives the expression “Getting your leg over” a whole new perspective ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/24 "2008-03-15T18:50:16Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Hell for $25 million pounds I’d fuck Ringo. [/QUOTE] Ah, yes- the old Back Door Boogaloo. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/25 "2008-03-15T19:20:05Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Hell for $25 million pounds I’d fuck Ringo. [/QUOTE] 25 million dollarpounds _is_ a lot of money. For that, I’d star in a televised gangbang with John, George, and Brian Epstein. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/26 "2008-03-15T19:49:04Z")
[QUOTE=mswas] Heh, I’d fuck Heather Mills if she just took me out to a nice restaurant and bought me flowers. 😉 She’s a good looking woman. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but during coitus, would you take her leg off or leave it on? ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/27 "2008-03-15T21:53:36Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Yeah, but during coitus, would you take her leg off or leave it on? [/QUOTE] Off so I can caress the stump. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/28 "2008-03-15T23:47:39Z")
I think that 25 mill is small compensation for putting up with a egotistical glorified jingle writer. But that’s just one man’s opinion. ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/29 "2008-03-16T00:48:05Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Man, for that kinda money I’d fuck everyone and their pet goats/sheep/etc. Matter of fact the animals could fuck ME [/QUOTE] You northern boys would do that for air-miles. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/30 "2008-03-16T01:29:07Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Yeah, but during coitus, would you take her leg off or leave it on? [/QUOTE] Not that I plan on banging Ms. Mills, but I’d leave it on in an effort to literally try to screw her leg off. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/31 "2008-03-16T01:41:02Z")
[QUOTE=LilShieste] Calling her a hooker because of this is ridiculous, though. What if she only receives $100? Does that just make her a really cheap hooker? What about any other divorce settlement, in which the woman (or even the man) receives some determined portion of the matrimonial assets? [/quote] If you marry _for the money_, whether in expected future alimony or in lifestyle, never sincerely intending to make the marriage work on the customary person-to-person basis, what’s the difference really? > [@](#): > > Damn. Prostitution is a bigger problem than I thought. Maybe so. ---
**Author:** ![Galena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@Galena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galena)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/32 "2008-03-16T05:11:48Z")
[QUOTE=LilShieste] So… all wives are hookers? [/QUOTE] He’s only asking because now he’s concerned that he can’t afford me. I have nice teeth. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LilShieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@LilShieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilShieste)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/33 "2008-03-16T06:00:23Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > True, lass. > > She’s not a hooker, by Billy Bones. > > She’s a peg-legged Pirate, AARRRR! > > And poor Paul is a silly old man, who thought he could recapture the days when he was the sexual fantasy of millions of teenyboppers. > > She took advantage, & all the booty she could plunder. > > Ar. ☹ (lass =\> lad) 🙂 And the pirate metaphor is much more apt than the hooker one, IMO. [QUOTE=ElvisL1ves] If you marry _for the money_, whether in expected future alimony or in lifestyle, never sincerely intending to make the marriage work on the customary person-to-person basis, what’s the difference really? [/quote] The difference may be subtle, but it’s certainly there (see above). That is, it might make you a thief, but it wouldn’t make you a prostitute. > [@Galena](#): > > He’s only asking because now he’s concerned that he can’t afford me. I have nice teeth. 😃 Has anyone seen the lid to my can o’ worms? ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/34 "2008-03-16T08:28:50Z")
Something less to get in the way. ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/35 "2008-03-16T15:24:22Z")
[QUOTE=LilShieste] So… all wives are hookers? [/QUOTE] Some are slicers, but if they if keep their head down and follow through… ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/36 "2008-03-16T15:33:10Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] True, lass. She’s not a hooker, by Billy Bones. She’s a peg-legged Pirate, AARRRR! And poor Paul is a silly old man, who thought he could recapture the days when he was the sexual fantasy of millions of teenyboppers. She took advantage, & all the booty she could plunder. Ar. ☹ [/QUOTE] [http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html](http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html) How many doubloons, saucy wench? Prepare to be boarded! ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/37 "2008-03-16T17:46:04Z")
[QUOTE=essell] You northern boys would do that for air-miles. [/QUOTE] And you guys would do it for road miles ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/38 "2008-03-16T22:32:43Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Yeah, but during coitus, would you take her leg off or leave it on? [/QUOTE] If you leave it on, how are you supposed to get her drunk enough? ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/39 "2008-03-17T03:00:45Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Hell for $25 million pounds I’d fuck Ringo. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but what about Yoko? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/40 "2008-03-17T03:35:27Z")
[QUOTE=Billdo] Yeah, but what about Yoko? [/QUOTE] Dunno. She might fuck Ringo for 25 million pounds. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397.md?page=3)