# The Going Rate For a One Legged Hooker **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 14, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397 "2008-03-14T20:28:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/41 "2008-03-17T04:06:13Z")
[QUOTE=mswas] Off so I can caress the stump. [/QUOTE] Believe it or not, there’s a whole genre of amputee porn. I don’t understand it either. But, nowadays, if you had a thing for having sex with goats on fire, you could find a website that would prompt you to specify the breed of goat. (Robert Anton Wilson joke.) ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/42 "2008-03-17T07:07:48Z")
[QUOTE=LilShieste] So… all wives are hookers? [/QUOTE] Which reminds me of a joke: Couple on their wedding night: SHE. “I have a confession to make darling” HE. “Yes, go ahead” SHE. “I used to be a hooker” HE. “Well I’m surprised but strangely aroused, tell me more” SHE. “My name used to be Mick and I played for Leeds Rhinos” ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/43 "2008-03-17T14:03:21Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Which reminds me of a joke: Couple on their wedding night: SHE. “I have a confession to make darling” HE. “Yes, go ahead” SHE. “I used to be a hooker” HE. “Well I’m surprised but strangely aroused, tell me more” SHE. “My name used to be Mick and I played for Leeds Rhinos” [/QUOTE] 😕 Is “hooker” a position in soccer? Or rugby? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/44 "2008-03-17T14:19:27Z")
Rugby ---
**Author:** ![Martha\_Medea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@Martha\_Medea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martha_Medea)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/45 "2008-03-17T14:28:38Z")
Who’s going to do the math? [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7300931.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7300931.stm) ---
**Author:** ![brossa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brossa/32/3040_2.png) [@brossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brossa)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/46 "2008-03-17T14:49:17Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] If you leave it on, how are you supposed to get her drunk enough? [/QUOTE] Nicely done. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/47 "2008-03-17T18:59:24Z")
[QUOTE=Martha Medea] Who’s going to do the math? [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7300931.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7300931.stm) [/QUOTE] First, I really did search for a thread on this topic before I started [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9584819#post9584819). ---
**Author:** ![Sanity\_Challenged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Sanity\_Challenged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanity_Challenged)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/48 "2008-03-17T20:29:05Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] Believe it or not, there’s a whole genre of amputee porn. [/QUOTE] Anything involving asphyxiation? I have a hangman fetish. ---
**Author:** ![Martiju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@Martiju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martiju)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/49 "2008-03-18T11:22:35Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Which reminds me of a joke: Couple on their wedding night: SHE. “I have a confession to make darling” HE. “Yes, go ahead” SHE. “I used to be a hooker” HE. “Well I’m surprised but strangely aroused, tell me more” SHE. “My name used to be Mick and I played for Leeds Rhinos” [/QUOTE] Heh - nice one! ‘Strangely aroused’ is a phrase used too rarely, I think… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/50 "2008-03-18T13:47:12Z")
I’m really tired of hearing this about Ms. Mills, and I do wish people would stop calling her a whore. After all, a whore has the decency to leave afterward and not make herself a nuisance again. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/51 "2008-03-18T14:32:14Z")
Her right leg, I like. I’ve got nothing against her right leg. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/52 "2008-03-19T01:01:24Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] Believe it or not, there’s a whole genre of amputee porn. I don’t understand it either. But, nowadays, if you had a thing for having sex with goats on fire, you could find a website that would prompt you to specify the breed of goat. (Robert Anton Wilson joke.) [/QUOTE] Midget amputee sex and we got something. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/53 "2008-03-19T01:30:17Z")
[QUOTE=Mr. Moto] I’m really tired of hearing this about Ms. Mills, and I do wish people would stop calling her a whore. After all, a whore has the decency to leave afterward and not make herself a nuisance again. [/QUOTE] **Mr. Moto** , for once I agree with you completely. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/54 "2008-03-19T02:17:12Z")
[QUOTE=Sanity Challenged] Anything involving asphyxiation? I have a hangman fetish. [/QUOTE] I did a Google search on “asphyxiation porn.” 686,000 pages of hits. Just in English. The End Is Near. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/55 "2008-03-19T02:22:30Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] I did a Google search on “asphyxiation porn.” 686,000 pages of hits. Just in English. The End Is Near. [/QUOTE] FBI Agent:\*\* Mr. Glutten\*\*, we have a record that you’ve accessed certain specific pornographic photos on line, would you please come with us? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/56 "2008-03-19T02:41:00Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] Her right leg, I like. I’ve got nothing against her right leg. [/QUOTE] [Peter Cook] The trouble is, neither has she. [/Peter Cook] ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/57 "2008-03-19T04:06:47Z")
[The judge in the divorce case](http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/18/mccartney.mills/index.html?iref=newssearch) didn’t think she had a leg to stand on. ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/58 "2008-03-19T09:24:00Z")
[QUOTE=LilShieste] So… all wives are hookers? [/QUOTE] No, but her constant whinging over how much she should be “paid” for her time with McCartney annoyed me enough to make the connection. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/59 "2008-03-19T09:25:10Z")
[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew] [Peter Cook] The trouble is, neither has she. [/Peter Cook] [/QUOTE] Bravo, sir. Played. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397/60 "2008-03-19T15:41:11Z")
[QUOTE=Gary Kumquat] Bravo, sir. Played. [/QUOTE] It was an obvious feed line. …Which is code for “The bastard got there before I could.” 😛 @ **EddyTeddyFreddy**. True. So the poor little lying golddigger has to get by on a beggarly few million quid. I weep for her. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-going-rate-for-a-one-legged-hooker/441397.md?page=4)