# The goofy insult thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154 "2000-08-21T14:09:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/21 "2000-08-21T15:58:23Z")
[chris farley]oh yeah?!? Well, when god was giving out brains, you thought he said trains… and … then you got on one.[/chris farley] ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/22 "2000-08-21T16:07:53Z")
You not-nice person! ---
**Author:** ![Lnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/23 "2000-08-21T16:39:57Z")
I fart in your general direction. _plus_ Did your mother have any kids that lived? _and_ The best part of you ran down your father’s leg. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/24 "2000-08-21T19:31:20Z")
butt-munchers ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/25 "2000-08-21T21:43:19Z")
Cram it, you poindexters! You can just all go and eat tough cheese. And take two running jumps into a lake. ---
**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/26 "2000-08-21T21:53:23Z")
Arthur Dent? Yes. You’re a knee-biter. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/27 "2000-08-21T21:53:32Z")
You guys are all just…just mean! ---
**Author:** ![sliv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sliv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sliv)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/28 "2000-08-21T21:57:09Z")
…about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. …dumb as a box of nails …dumb as a bag of hammers ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/29 "2000-08-21T21:58:06Z")
You Fatso! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/30 "2000-08-21T21:58:52Z")
Oh yeah? I know you are but what am I? ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/31 "2000-08-21T22:04:38Z")
His porch light’s on, but nobody’s home. She ain’t eating with both chopsticks. A walk through the ocean of his thoughts would scarcely get your feet wet. ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/32 "2000-08-21T22:38:42Z")
The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead. You used to be clueless, but you’ve turned that around 360 degrees. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/33 "2000-08-21T22:39:35Z")
his brain could find shelter in the shade of a snow pea ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/34 "2000-08-21T22:51:24Z")
There used to be a site called The Surrealistic Insult Generator. Here’s one I remember: You illegitimate offspring of a nihilistic accountant! ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/35 "2000-08-21T22:56:59Z")
If brains were trees you’d be dumber than a box of apples. In case you can’t figure it out, don’t blame me, thumb-licker. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/36 "2000-08-21T23:24:10Z")
May your journey be long and tedious, and may your Camel pass wind constantly, and may the gentle breeze carry this directly to your nostrils. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/37 "2000-08-22T00:09:39Z")
You thrice cursed son of a motherless goat! If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose! ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/38 "2000-08-22T00:12:20Z")
May all of the sands of the Sahara, fill your navel. May all of the fleas of the camels of Egypt, infest your armpits. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/39 "2000-08-22T01:06:34Z")
[Blackadder] May something slightly unpleasant happen to you, like a turnip fallin on your head. [/Blackadder] Chucklebutts. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-goofy-insult-thread/30154/40 "2000-08-22T01:11:45Z")
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