# "The Graduate" starring Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 5, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-graduate-starring-demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher/222894 "2004-01-05T22:56:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-graduate-starring-demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher/222894/1 "2004-01-05T22:56:32Z")
May I simply say… [ew?](http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds12884.html) Does anyone really think this won’t be a tank on the level of Madonna/Guy Ritchie’s _Swept Away_? ---
**Author:** ![TheRealJohnPeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TheRealJohnPeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheRealJohnPeat)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-graduate-starring-demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher/222894/2 "2004-01-05T23:02:35Z")
Pass me a cloth - I just spat my drink onto the screen reading this thread title… ☹ JP ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-graduate-starring-demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher/222894/3 "2004-01-05T23:28:15Z")
They’ve gotta be kidding. I had a number of jokes lined up (like \* next don’t miss Paul Walker in Citizen Kane II\*) but then I realised the whole thing is a joke. I can’t see this happening…but I have been wrong before, a short while ago I thought the video Dirty would hurt Christina Aguilara’s career… ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-graduate-starring-demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher/222894/4 "2004-01-05T23:44:46Z")
They’d be much better in _Sunset Boulevard_ . . . With Bruce Willis as Max. “I was Madame’s first husband . . .” ---
**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-graduate-starring-demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher/222894/5 "2004-01-06T00:24:21Z")
(updated version) “I’ve got one word for you…Silicone.” ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-graduate-starring-demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher/222894/6 "2004-01-06T01:30:43Z")
The very thought of Kutcher _trying_ to spit out the line “Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?” provoked a strange gagging reflex and a dry heave. I’m not going to read the link. It is something I mustn’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-graduate-starring-demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher/222894/7 "2004-01-06T03:21:51Z")
I think it was this bit that got me: > [@](#): > > “It was incredible,” said one. “The chemistry they have in real life comes out on the screen.” _shiver_ ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-graduate-starring-demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher/222894/8 "2004-01-06T06:29:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eats\_Crayons \* > \*\*The very thought of Kutcher _trying_ to spit out the line “Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?” provoked a strange gagging reflex and a dry heave. > \*\* And then Demi will point out the cameras and tell Ashton that he’s just been “punk’d” and a good laugh will be had by all. ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-graduate-starring-demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher/222894/9 "2004-01-06T06:40:42Z")
The\* Daily Star\* has aspirations to authenticity like the National Enquirer has aspirations to be the Newspaper of Record. So, as much as I understand – and I surely do - how Demi Moore’s gaze may cause grown men of any age to abandon empires, a snip in the Daily Star is no basis for believing a film is going to happen. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-graduate-starring-demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher/222894/10 "2004-01-06T22:50:13Z")
Please, please, if there is a God, please no, please no, please NO!!! Who’s up for the role of Elaine, Hilary Duff? :rolleyes: