# The Grapist is back.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-is-back/235649>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 22, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-is-back/235649 "2004-03-22T01:47:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-is-back/235649/21 "2004-03-22T02:54:22Z")

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well, he could’ve said this post has been perpetrated by the purplist.

groan…

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-is-back/235649/22 "2004-03-22T02:55:20Z")

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> [@fruitbat](#):
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> **Baker** , honestly I am not trying to get into a pissing match here, I just don’t think you know or remember the history behind the Grapist. As Rex noted there were several trolls at the same time.
> 
> Troll 1 - The Hamburglar - I believe he said “Robble Robble”.  
> Troll 2 - Mayor McCheese - Handed out the keys to McDonald Land  
> Troll 3 - The Grapist - Clearly based on Grimace. Made posts purple.
> 
> You may find the above funny, you may not. They are obviously the same person causing mischief. Equally obvious, is the association with McDonald’s characters rather than rape.

Maybe I’m just dense, but I **never** made the “rape” association with the Grapist. It was always about McDonald’s to me. Always. Never anything else. Not that he was funny (bizarre, more like it) but he was always all about McDonald’s in my mind.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-is-back/235649/23 "2004-03-22T02:57:07Z")

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_Sigh_Yes, **Maureen** dear, I know what the Grapist did with the color purple.

But it’s still a nasty pun.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-is-back/235649/24 "2004-03-22T02:59:48Z")

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This post has been baked by Baker.  
😉

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**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-is-back/235649/25 "2004-03-22T03:10:24Z")

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**Vanilla** I must say you have been on a funny streak lately. Thanks for making me laugh.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-is-back/235649/26 "2004-03-22T03:16:01Z")

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[loudspeaker]  
Thicker skin to aisle 7, please. Thicker skin to aisle seven.  
[/loudspeaker]

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-is-back/235649/27 "2004-03-22T03:23:06Z")

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what do you mean lately? I’ve always bene funny.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-is-back/235649/28 "2004-03-22T03:36:04Z")

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Wu-huh? Rapist? Pun? WTF?!?!?! You’re kidding, right?

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**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-is-back/235649/29 "2004-03-22T03:36:36Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> For the record, I do know what a pun is., and it’s a pun on the word rape.
> 
> Also for the record, **rape is not funny** , even in puns. **If someone here, RexDart for example, likes it, that’s okay I guess**. Sick, but ok.

This post has been fucked by the Fuchsiast!

Olé, muchacha!

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