# The Grapist just wants to love! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 8, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817 "2003-05-08T02:34:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Grapist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Grapist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Grapist)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/1 "2003-05-08T02:34:36Z")
Why won’t you let the Grapist love? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/2 "2003-05-08T02:40:25Z")
Who’s stopping you? Go love your ass off, for all I care. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Grapist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Grapist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Grapist)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/3 "2003-05-08T02:43:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Who’s stopping you? Go love your ass off, for all I care. \*\* this post has been Graped by the Grapist! ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/4 "2003-05-08T02:55:29Z")
Color me underwhelmed. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/5 "2003-05-08T02:55:36Z")
Oh swell. Another fucking moron. And oddly familiar… You related to a McDonald’s character by any chance? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Goo\_Fee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Doctor\_Goo\_Fee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Goo_Fee)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/6 "2003-05-08T02:55:38Z")
How much more Graping will go on until the Grapist is stopped? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Grapist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Grapist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Grapist)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/7 "2003-05-08T02:57:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doctor Goo Fee \* > \*\*How much more Graping will go on until the Grapist is stopped? \*\* this post has been Graped by the Grapist! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/8 "2003-05-08T02:57:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doctor Goo Fee \* > \*\*How much more Graping will go on until the Grapist is stopped? \*\* Not much, I’ll wager. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Grapist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Grapist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Grapist)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/9 "2003-05-08T02:59:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FranticMad \* > \*\*Color me underwhelmed. \*\* this post has been Graped by the Grapist! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Hand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mr.Hand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Hand)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/10 "2003-05-08T02:59:20Z")
Ooo, ooo – I just wanted to be in the thread before the Grapist goes the way of his Robble-robble cohort… ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/11 "2003-05-08T03:04:58Z")
Damn. I went to report his post, and then I search with his name and find he’ll be dealt with very shortly, I’m sure. Sorry, mods, if I flooded an inbox somewhere with yet another complaint against this guy/gal. Oh, and Mr./Mrs. Grapist? You screwed up your color there. You got some food coloring in your system or something? Tell you what, go over there (away) and take care of it, eh? ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/12 "2003-05-08T03:06:51Z")
Countdown starting now, 10…9… ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/13 "2003-05-08T03:07:39Z")
Mods, please don’t robble us of another great poster! I’m sure if he could be rehabilitated to stop graping people, he will be an A-OK poster. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/14 "2003-05-08T03:07:57Z")
I don’t go over to your house and shit on the carpet. Get with the program or get lost. Haj ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/15 "2003-05-08T03:14:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hajario \* > **I don’t go over to your house and shit on the carpet.** Ooh, but can we, can we, can we??? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/16 "2003-05-08T03:15:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hajario \* > \*\*I don’t go over to your house and shit on the carpet. Get with the program or get lost. > > Haj \*\* This post has been shat by the Shi–…oh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/17 "2003-05-08T03:18:00Z")
They’ll stomp him, but he’ll be back to whine yet again. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/18 "2003-05-08T03:18:20Z")
Apparently the Grapist is [a huge purple monster who sodomizes children](http://www.theonion.com/onion3808/hammurderer.html). ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/19 "2003-05-08T03:20:57Z")
[Administrator Hat ON] The grapist has been banned for his acts of senseless violets. [Administrator Hat OFF] ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/20 "2003-05-08T03:21:39Z")
YAY!!! The admins rock! Ding Dong the Troll is dead! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817.md?page=2)