# The Grapist just wants to love! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 8, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817 "2003-05-08T02:34:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/21 "2003-05-08T03:22:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gaudere \* > \*\*[Administrator Hat ON] > > The grapist has been banned for his acts of senseless violets. > > [Administrator Hat OFF] \*\* Oh dear Og, save us. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/22 "2003-05-08T03:24:46Z")
For Gaudere and donkeyoatey: _ **GROAN!!!** _ Looks like Beulah has peeled another grape… ---
**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/23 "2003-05-08T03:29:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gaudere \* > \*\*[Administrator Hat ON] > > The grapist has been banned for his acts of senseless violets. > > [Administrator Hat OFF] \*\* OK, that was funny. I hate puns, but that was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/24 "2003-05-08T03:30:46Z")
If he comes back as The Fiddler, will he be banned for senseless acts of violins? ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/25 "2003-05-08T03:35:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*If he comes back as The Fiddler, will he be banned for senseless acts of violins? \*\* I can see it now: “This post has been fiddled with by The Fiddler!” ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/26 "2003-05-08T03:42:29Z")
Do you suppose getting banned pissed him mauve? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/27 "2003-05-08T03:48:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \* > \*\*Do you suppose getting banned pissed him mauve? \*\* He was pulling everyone’s leg. I wish they’d punished him _per pull_. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/28 "2003-05-08T03:49:53Z")
Lilac to see the humor. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/29 "2003-05-08T03:54:59Z")
The thing is, this is a news outlet. Which means that this was another case of senseless violets on the media… ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/30 "2003-05-08T03:58:16Z")
Now this is just getting plum ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/31 "2003-05-08T04:02:46Z")
Maybe his secretary had gotten fired for senseless filings. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/32 "2003-05-08T04:17:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gaudere \* > \*\*[Administrator Hat ON] > > The grapist has been banned for his acts of senseless violets. > > [Administrator Hat OFF] \*\* \ ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/33 "2003-05-08T04:23:31Z")
(I just can’t wait for someone to start a thread, “why did the Grapist get banned??”) ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/34 "2003-05-08T04:24:04Z")
The Grapist seems to have only come indigo back out again. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/35 "2003-05-08T04:28:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beeblebrox \* > \*\*Now this is just getting plum ridiculous. \*\* Stop with all the purple puns! You’re graping on my nerves! ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/36 "2003-05-08T04:31:35Z")
Ugh. I think I’m going to puce. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/37 "2003-05-08T04:38:45Z")
Banned, _or_ The grapes of wrath. Ok so I’m not good at this ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/38 "2003-05-08T04:40:02Z")
Be careful, orchid yourself into thinking it’s alright. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/39 "2003-05-08T05:01:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \* > \*\*Stop with all the purple puns! > > You’re graping on my nerves! \*\* What can you blue? ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/40 "2003-05-08T05:03:19Z")
My gf is reading all these puns and lavendar ass off! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817.md?page=3)