# The Grapist just wants to love! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 8, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817 "2003-05-08T02:34:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/41 "2003-05-08T05:05:34Z")
Maybe **the grapist** had the reds. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/42 "2003-05-08T05:09:54Z")
Press quote on **The Grapist** ’s reply to **FranticMad** **The Grapist** has put ‘underwhelmed’ in the color tag, and it’s worked! (well it’s changed the colour at least) How? ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/43 "2003-05-08T05:13:55Z")
how’s this? ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/44 "2003-05-08T05:17:01Z")
Boobs must be red. WTF?😕 ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/45 "2003-05-08T05:59:11Z")
It least he was banned before his post count reached vermillion! ---
**Author:** ![torben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@torben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torben)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/46 "2003-05-08T06:08:18Z")
This thread isn’t closed yet? ---
**Author:** ![Happyjoelucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Happyjoelucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happyjoelucky)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/47 "2003-05-08T06:17:19Z")
What a maroon! ---
**Author:** ![torben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@torben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torben)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/48 "2003-05-08T06:23:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happyjoelucky \* > \*\*What a maroon! \*\* I know! This guy really blue it! ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/49 "2003-05-08T06:39:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Oh dear Og, save us. \*\* Og _ **SMOOCH** _ ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/50 "2003-05-08T06:42:36Z")
boobs, underwhelmed are the names of colors? Do I need to get an explanation of this in **GQ**? What’s up with that? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/51 "2003-05-08T07:06:24Z")
Makes you wonder what other words are colours. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/52 "2003-05-08T07:13:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanibelMan \* > \*\* > Oh, and Mr./Mrs. Grapist? You screwed up your color there. You got some food coloring in your system or something? Tell you what, go over there (away) and take care of it, eh? \*\* Not to side with “The Grapist”, but there are green grapes ya know… ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/53 "2003-05-08T07:20:58Z")
**EasyPhil** : See these two threads for an explanation - [Fun with Colors](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115230) [What color is your username?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115808) ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/54 "2003-05-08T11:50:22Z")
Grape. Another stupid poster bites the dust. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/55 "2003-05-08T11:58:28Z")
Come on, people, he was just raisin a little hell. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/56 "2003-05-08T12:30:43Z")
I’m a purple person, but unfortunately lilac the ability to make horrid puns. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/57 "2003-05-08T12:52:04Z")
All this purple prose is giving me a headache. Robin ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/58 "2003-05-08T13:13:21Z")
I feel so violeted. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/59 "2003-05-08T13:19:37Z")
Relax. I think you’re all prune to mass wisteria. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/60 "2003-05-08T13:31:49Z")
But obviously the Grapist was fuchsia in the head. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817.md?page=4)