# The Grapist just wants to love! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 8, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817 "2003-05-08T02:34:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/61 "2003-05-08T13:32:12Z")
There wasn’t any rhyme or rose-n to his stupid posts! So we have a raisin to boot this guy out until the end of his dai-sies. I am a-gall-ed at your insensitivity! RAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/62 "2003-05-08T13:38:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gaudere \* > \*\*[Administrator Hat ON] > > The grapist has been banned for his acts of senseless violets. > > [Administrator Hat OFF] \*\* Good one. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/63 "2003-05-08T14:24:42Z")
He’s been banned - quit vining about it. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/64 "2003-05-08T14:33:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by E-Sabbath \* > \*\*The thing is, this is a news outlet. > > Which means that this was another case of senseless violets on the media… \*\* Yeah, but words are cheap–especially his. Which means he was banned for centsless violets on the media… ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/65 "2003-05-08T14:34:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \* > \*\*This post has been shat by the Shi–…oh, never mind. \*\* Thanks for making my morning, **Dijon**. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/66 "2003-05-08T15:11:08Z")
Damn, people! Get a grape! It serves no purple to keep whining. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/67 "2003-05-08T15:19:13Z")
Argh. No more puns. Plum-mer 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/68 "2003-05-08T15:32:54Z")
Fuchsia’d have to endure such a colorless OP. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/69 "2003-05-08T15:33:55Z")
Don’t even try to understand the motivations of these crazies. It’ll only con-fuchsia. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/70 "2003-05-08T15:38:21Z")
This has got to be the stupidest thread I’ve ever red. ---
**Author:** ![ptr2void](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ptr2void/32/3406_2.png) [@ptr2void](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ptr2void)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/71 "2003-05-08T15:42:55Z")
Maybe later we can all get together and Grimace over some cold bruise. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/72 "2003-05-08T15:43:02Z")
Oh wine, wine, wine. ---
**Author:** ![Frank\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Frank\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_2)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/73 "2003-05-08T15:46:03Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Gaudere_\*\* > [Administrator Hat ON] > > The grapist has been banned for his acts of senseless violets. > > [Administrator Hat OFF]\*\* This post has been prismed by the Prismer. 🙂 Now **that** was a coding nightmare. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/74 "2003-05-08T15:49:15Z")
**Frank** , you owe me a new pair of eyes, buddy. Now, come closer, so’s I can smack you upside the head. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/75 "2003-05-08T15:50:55Z")
I would ‘Zebra’ peoples posts but I’m waaaay to lazy to code it. ---
**Author:** ![Frank\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Frank\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_2)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/76 "2003-05-08T15:55:11Z")
Sorry for the eye strain. I was just trying to put a little style into my joke. Anyone can simply can a post to another color, but each character being different? That’s got _style_. 🙂 I promise to never make another post like that last one. I suffered enough trying to get the coding just right. ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/77 "2003-05-08T16:11:48Z")
Who was that perse-on? It was he, Leo Trope. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/78 "2003-05-08T16:24:21Z")
Azure gonna miss that guy. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/79 "2003-05-08T16:24:25Z")
“And then he went on his way, and then what do you know. I saw him last night on a TV show. He was blowing it out, a’really knockin’ em dead Playin’ rock and roll music through the horn in his head” (sax solo) “Tequila!” ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/80 "2003-05-08T16:24:37Z")
Mauve along, people. Nothing to see here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817.md?page=5)