# The Grapist just wants to love! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 8, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817 "2003-05-08T02:34:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/81 "2003-05-08T16:41:23Z")
I’LL BEAT YOU! abc[d]d [/color]efgh ijl mnop qrstuvw xy z12 34567890 MY POST HAS BEEN ABC’D BY THE ALPHABET! AND NUMBERS! that was worse! ;j ---
**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/82 "2003-05-08T16:59:01Z")
Orange you glad that nobody used this pun yet? Or maybe they did and I missed it. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/83 "2003-05-08T17:09:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Frank # 2 > Sorry for zee eye strain. I was just trying to put a little, 'ow do you say, style into my joke. Anyone can simply post to anohzer color, but each of zee characters being different? Zis 'as got zee style. > > I promise to never make anohzer post like zee last one. I suffered enough trying to get zee coding just right. Zis post 'as been frenched by the Frenchie! ---
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/84 "2003-05-08T17:21:51Z")
Well… [COLOR=crimson]C[COLOR=blue]O[COLOR=red]L[COLOR=green]O[COLOR=purple]R me suprised! ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/85 "2003-05-08T17:24:59Z")
00054h 00068h 00069h 00073h 00020h 00070h 0006Fh 00073h 00074h 00020h 00068h 00061h 00073h 00020h 00062h 00065h 00065h 0006Eh 00020h 00068h 00065h 00078h 00065h 00064h 00021h This post has been hexadecimaled by The Hexer!! ---
**Author:** ![Vixenation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/278dde/32.png) [@Vixenation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vixenation)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/86 "2003-05-08T17:35:25Z")
What a pansy. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/87 "2003-05-08T17:44:50Z")
I’ve **red** this thread, and i’m diusgusted. **Orange** you people ashamed of yourselves? **Yellow** down dirty punsters ought to be whipped. Can’t you a- **green** no good can come of this? The OP **blue** his chance with his random **violet** , so stop coming **indigo** perpetuating this mess. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/88 "2003-05-08T17:52:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Vixenation \* > \*\*What a pansy. \*\* This post has had nothing done to it by the Lazyist. ---
**Author:** ![Frank\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Frank\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_2)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/89 "2003-05-08T17:58:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*… \*\* This post has been forgotten by the…the…uh…what was I saying? ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/90 "2003-05-08T18:00:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* [Ah-nold] Yoof bin erased [/Ah-nold] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/91 "2003-05-08T18:06:26Z")
I see your erasure and call you Bruce\_Daddy. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/92 "2003-05-08T19:01:32Z")
The Bleacher has cleaned this thread! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/93 "2003-05-08T19:24:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Frank #2 \* > \*\*This post has been prismed by the Prismer. 🙂 > > Now **that** was a coding nightmare. \*\* Looking at the coding right now. I’ll agree with nightmare. ---
**Author:** ![zwaldd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a9adbd/32.png) [@zwaldd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zwaldd)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/94 "2003-05-08T19:59:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Ursprünglich bekanntgegeben durch Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Ich habe Rot dieses Gewinde, und ich bin diusgusted. Orange bevölkeren Sie beschämtes über? Gelb unten schmutzige punsters sollen gepeitscht werden. Nicht Sie ein-grün kann kein gutes kann von diesem kommen? Das OPBLAU seine Wahrscheinlichkeit mit seinem gelegentlichen Veilchen, also Endkommendes Indigo diese Verwirrung verewigend. \*\* Dieser Pfosten ist in Deutschen durch [http://babel.altavista.com/tr](http://babel.altavista.com/tr) übersetzt worden ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/95 "2003-05-08T20:09:10Z")
What is it with gimmicks and purple? I can’t say they blue me away. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/96 "2003-05-08T20:54:42Z")
Is it just me, or does the Grapist remind one of Duff Man from the Simpsons? [DuffMan] The Grapist just wants love![/DuffMan] ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/97 "2003-05-08T21:28:01Z")
This is stupid. We are warning you. -Warner Bros. ---
**Author:** ![cabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@cabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/98 "2003-05-08T23:43:23Z")
All of the sage thoughts in this thread make me pine for the days when I was green, before I became jaded… ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/99 "2003-05-08T23:50:43Z")
I had high hopes for the **grapist**. Sadly, his history on this board seems to have come to an antichromatic end. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/100 "2003-05-09T00:19:26Z")
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