# The Grapist just wants to love! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 8, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817 "2003-05-08T02:34:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/141 "2003-05-11T00:41:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moriah \* > \*\*Whoosh. Quoth Otto, “…fruitless,” i.e., no more grape. \*\* _GROAN_ :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/142 "2003-05-11T00:43:45Z")
this thread has been posted lazily to, by me. gud a prob wi da’? ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/143 "2003-05-11T00:59:42Z")
This post has been posted by Kevin Costner! ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/144 "2003-05-11T01:02:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*_GROAN_ :smack: \*\* Gosh, I had no idea you didn’t get it. I thought you were refering me over to the “thread police” thread here. So, thanks for encouraging me even indirectly to read that train wreck of a thread. I’ll find a way to return that favor one day. And ya know, I realize most everybody else figured the grapist was stupid but I thought his posts were works of aubergine-ius. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/145 "2003-05-11T01:53:09Z")
What a coincidence. I just purchased some Aux Beurre jeans today. Guess what color they are. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/146 "2003-05-11T02:20:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FranticMad \* > **What a coincidence (_oh yesss_). I just purchased (_mmm right there baby_) some Aux Beurre jeans today (_and I’m going to have to wash them after this… oh yeah that feels good_). Guess what color they are (_they’re over there, on the floor… oh my God yesss!_).** This post has been groped by the Gropist! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/147 "2003-05-11T03:14:51Z")
Perhaps he will make good use of his Banning time and go off and learn to program COBALT This whole thing is turning me a whiter shade of pale. 😛 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/148 "2003-05-11T04:03:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > \*\*_complain, complain, grumble, grumble_Perhaps he will make good use of his Banning time and go off and learn to program COBALT _complain, complain, grumble, grumble_ > > This whole thing is turning me a whiter shade of pale. > > 😛 > > _complain, complain, grumble, grumble_ > > Cartooniverse \*\* **This post has been griped by the Gripest!** ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/149 "2003-05-11T04:22:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Grapist \* > [The Grapist just wants to love!](http://http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=182547) This thread has been made recursive by the Recurser! ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/150 "2003-05-11T04:27:36Z")
But apparently the Recurser forgot to remove the first http:// when he did a cut and paste… curses, foiled again ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/151 "2003-05-11T05:15:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dissonance \* > \*\*But apparently > > the Recurser forgot > > to remove the first > > http:// > > when he did a cut and paste… > curses, foiled again \*\* This post has been grouped by the groupist! ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/152 "2003-05-11T05:37:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*What a coincidence. I just purchased some Aux Beurre jeans today. Guess what color they are. This post has been Bolded by the Bolder!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/153 "2003-05-11T14:24:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally poste# by Blalron \* > **This post has been Bol#e# by the Bol#er!** \*\* All your D’s have been spoiled by the Despoiler! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/154 "2003-05-11T14:45:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FranticMad \* > \*\*All your bouncing double D’s have been ass-fuckingly spoiled by the horny Despoiler! \*\* This post has been pornified by the Pornicator! ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/155 "2003-05-11T15:28:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FranticMad \* > \*\* > > 1. Color > > 2. me > > 3. underwhelmed. \*\* _This post has been listed by the Lister!_ ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/156 "2003-05-11T15:28:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > **My Son, it is time for you to take the calling.** This post has been pontified by the Pontifficator! ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/157 "2003-05-11T15:41:56Z")
\*\*\* [list=a] [li]this[/li][li]post[/li][li]has[/li][li]been[/li][li]made[/li][li]fancy[/li][li]by[/li][li]the[/li][li]fancypantolator[/li][li]![/li]\*\* \* [/list=a] ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/158 "2003-05-11T15:48:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hebesphenomegacorona \* > And then I was like… shit man, what as I talking about again? > > Are there any more chips left? This post has been Stoned by the Stoner! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/159 "2003-05-11T21:41:35Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by hebesphenomegacorona \* > \*\*\*\*\* [list=a] > [li]this[/li][li]post[/li][li]has[/li][li]been[/li][li]made[/li][li]fancy[/li][li]by[/li][li]the[/li][li]fancypantolator[/li][li]![/li]_\* \* [/list=a] \*\* Watch it, punk. I’m workin’ this side of the street! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/160 "2003-05-12T00:47:54Z")
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