# The Grapist just wants to love! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 8, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817 "2003-05-08T02:34:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/161 "2003-05-12T00:50:39Z")
> [@](#): > This thread has been deleted by the deleter! ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/162 "2003-05-12T00:57:25Z")
\***[ul] [li]I[/li][li]d[/li][li]o[/li][li] [/li][li]n[/li][li]o[/li][li]t[/li][li] [/li][li]c[/li][li]a[/li][li]r[/li][li]e[/li][li]![/li][/ul]** \* ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/163 "2003-05-12T00:57:56Z")
> [@](#): > > My wife cooks cigars in oil. We think about the oil of the third world, in my dreams, in her stockings. This thread is yellow. It has been deleted by the deleter who tried to sell red snapper pizza to my aardvark. This post has been made surreal by the surrealer! ---
**Author:** ![Thunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/164 "2003-05-12T00:58:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EasyPhil \* > \*\*When will we get: > > _This thread has been closed by the **moderator** _ \*\* Back on Page 3, when I said it first. :wally ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/165 "2003-05-12T01:02:00Z")
_This thread has been skimmed by the skimmer._ ---
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/166 "2003-05-12T01:17:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyDust \* > > * * * > > \*\*_This post has been listed by the Lister! > \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\__ \*\* This post has been rimmed by the Rimmer! ---
**Author:** ![Aceospades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Aceospades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aceospades)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/167 "2003-05-12T02:01:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EasyPhil \* > \*\*_This thread has been skimmed by the skimmer._ \*\* This post has been Ace’d by the Aceospades! Shut up. I just found out that my name is the color purple in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3407558#post3407558) and this is the best that I could come with because you dick wads used up all the good puns. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/168 "2003-05-12T02:09:55Z")
This post ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/169 "2003-05-12T02:54:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EasyPhil \* > \*\*When will we get: > > _This sphincter has been closed by the **moderator** _ \*\* This post has been analised by the Analyzer! ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/170 "2003-05-12T02:55:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aceospades \* > \*\*This post has been Ace’d by the Aceospades! > > Shut up. I just found out that my name is the color purple in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3407558#post3407558) and this is the best that I could come with because you dick wads used up all the good puns. \*\* This post has been spoiled by the Spoiler. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/171 "2003-05-12T04:45:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\*This post \*\* This post has been determined to like Spider Monkeys by **The Guy Who Likes To Determine What Types of Monkeys a Post Likes**! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/172 "2003-05-12T04:52:50Z")
Up until now, this thread had been skipped by the **SkipMagic** nater! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/173 "2003-05-12T13:49:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \* > \*\*Up until now, this thread had been skipped by the **SkipMagic** nater! \*\* This post has been criticised by the Critic: Useless use of post. No content and no contribution to the thread. I give it a solid thumbs down. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/174 "2003-05-12T14:12:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scuba\_Ben \* > \*\*This post has been criticised by the Critic: > > Useless use of post. No content and no contribution to the thread. I give it a solid thumbs down. \*\* [Jay Sherman] It stinks! [/Jay Sherman] This criticism has been criticized by _ **The Critic.** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/175 "2003-05-12T14:30:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally possssssted by SSSSSSkipMagic \* > \*\*[Jay SSSSSSherman] > It sssssstinkssssss! > [/Jay SSSSSSherman] > > Thissssss criticissssssm hassssss been criticized by _ **The Critic.** _ \*\* Thissssss posssssst hassssss been monkeyed with by the **monkey**! ---
**Author:** ![Bickering\_Annoys\_Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Bickering\_Annoys\_Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bickering_Annoys_Me)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/176 "2003-05-12T14:37:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ludovic \* > \*\*Thissssss posssssst hassssss bn monkyd with by th **monky**! \*\* This post has been e-rased by the Eraser. I hope this wasn’t done already - like I’m going to read 4 pages ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/177 "2003-05-12T15:27:28Z")
Scientists grapely electrified by new process!!! [http://www.nature.com/nsu/030505/030505-11.html](http://www.nature.com/nsu/030505/030505-11.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/178 "2003-05-12T15:34:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bickering\_Annoys\_Me \* > \*\*\*cowoo-coo!_This post has croo! been e-r_ooo!\*ased by the Eraser. > > I ho\*oroo!\*pe this wasn’t \*crooo!\*one already - like I’m \*cow-oo!\*oing to read 4 pages \*\* This post has been Grebed by the Grebist. and there was a previous erased post. Sorry, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/179 "2003-05-12T16:00:39Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally fucking posted by fucking Kn_ckers \* > \*\*This fucking post has been fucking Grebed by the fucking Grebist. > and there fucking was a fucking previous fucking erased fucking post. Fucking sorry, dude. \*\* This fucking post has been fucked by The Fucker! ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-grapist-just-wants-to-love/173817/180 "2003-05-12T17:48:08Z")
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