# The Great American Potty Poll

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-american-potty-poll/212660>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 11, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-american-potty-poll/212660 "2003-11-11T19:40:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-american-potty-poll/212660/41 "2003-11-16T01:54:01Z")

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Any country boy would know that a five holer is a little brown shack out back that can seat five persons at once or has five holes sized to accomodate all comers from small childs to overgrown adults and those inbetween.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-american-potty-poll/212660/42 "2003-11-17T16:08:23Z")

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Considering the fact I reach back there with the entire toilet paper roll stuck on the end of a cordless drill, I’m not about to risk dropping that in the shitter. Of course I stand.

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