# The Great "Give a Moderator a Title" Contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 17, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270 "2010-02-17T00:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/1 "2010-02-17T00:04:18Z")
[First, read this!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=552461) A few years back, I ran a contest to pick out my new board name. Not having learned my lesson the first time, I am now offering all of you the chance to pick my new title. This contest will run for five days, and the title with the most votes at the end will be chosen, _providing it passes muster with The Powers That Be._ Any questions? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/2 "2010-02-17T00:09:15Z")
Master of the Czarcastic ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/3 "2010-02-17T00:15:38Z")
Jackbooted Tweester Maybe that should be for Skippy ā€¦ šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/4 "2010-02-17T00:19:14Z")
The Bizarre Czar Immoderator ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/5 "2010-02-17T00:30:25Z")
Since it appears that mods keep their ā€œModeratorā€ title below their custom one, Iā€™d suggest one that takes advantage of that fact. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/6 "2010-02-17T00:33:54Z")
Secretary of Fire. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/7 "2010-02-17T00:42:27Z")
Lord Protector of the Teeming Millions, High Inquisitor, and Secretary of State for Funny Walks, by the Grace of Cthulhu! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/8 "2010-02-17T00:48:47Z")
Oscar-Winning Rabbit ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/9 "2010-02-17T00:58:17Z")
To go with BitTā€™s Suggestion: ā€œThe Littlestā€ ā€œDid somebody ask for aā€ ā€œYour Everloving Helpful,ā€ My Personal Choices: ā€œMachete Wielding Pandaā€ ā€œInsert Title Hereā€ ā€œToday your Mod, Tomorrow the Worldā€ \*Actually I REALLY like "_The Littlest"_ It grows on you after seeing itā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/10 "2010-02-17T01:12:19Z")
Why do I feel like the Roadrunner, staring at a pile of food, left in the middle of the highway with a sign sticking out, that says ā€œBURD SEEDā€? ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/11 "2010-02-17T01:55:14Z")
**Ignorance Itself**. Then you can fight with the whole board. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/12 "2010-02-17T02:01:32Z")
How about ā€œYour Friendly Neighborhoodā€¦ā€ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/13 "2010-02-17T02:04:50Z")
Does it have to be in a human language? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/14 "2010-02-17T02:06:03Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Does it have to be in a human language? What did you have in mind? ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/15 "2010-02-17T02:06:09Z")
No Vulcan or Klingon, pleaseā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/16 "2010-02-17T02:07:33Z")
> [@Rico](#): > > No Vulcan or Klingon, pleaseā€¦ I was afraid he was considering Vogon, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/17 "2010-02-17T02:14:12Z")
Inspired by **Marley23**'s thread closure comment [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12107194&postcount=206): The Voice of Mod. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/18 "2010-02-17T02:15:37Z")
I like **Der Trihsā€™s** suggestion of Bizarre Czar. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/19 "2010-02-17T02:18:31Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I was afraid he was considering Vogon, actually. Well ā€¦ Seems somewhat fitting. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/20 "2010-02-17T02:30:31Z")
No, no, no. This is an historical injustice that must be righted: Vote #1 Chicken of Bristol [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270.md?page=2)