# The Great "Give a Moderator a Title" Contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 17, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270 "2010-02-17T00:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/21 "2010-02-17T02:37:25Z")
A whirled whirled whirled whirled mod ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/22 "2010-02-17T02:40:08Z")
Will Moderate For Food. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/23 "2010-02-17T02:40:37Z")
Odd Mod Out ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/24 "2010-02-17T02:43:06Z")
> [@penultima\_thule](#): > > No, no, no. This is an historical injustice that must be righted: > > Vote #1 Chicken of Bristol I had forgotten this. Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/25 "2010-02-17T02:44:42Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > **Ignorance Itself**. Then you can fight with the whole board. šŸ˜‰ Thatā€™s awesome! Iā€™d suggest Fighting the Bullshitvics Running a pogrom on Ignorance I was trying to come up with something about the hemophilia that ran rampant in the royal familiesā€¦ but for some reason I canā€™t come up with anything for bloody sonsā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/26 "2010-02-17T02:53:46Z")
ā€œModerator? I hardly knew 'er!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/27 "2010-02-17T02:56:59Z")
ā€œCracker-ass crackerā€ ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/28 "2010-02-17T02:57:11Z")
Well, there is of course the classic: Effinā€™ Hall Monitor. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/29 "2010-02-17T02:58:07Z")
ā€œI paid $8 and all I got was this stupid titleā€ - no, wait, I want that for mine. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/30 "2010-02-17T03:02:22Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > ā€œI paid $8 and all I got was this stupid titleā€ - no, wait, I want that for mine. šŸ™‚ Thatā€™s precisely what I intended, but I ran out of characters. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/31 "2010-02-17T03:25:02Z")
Especially given Cecilā€™s title (and his _in perpetuity_ claim to it), have any of the mods considered ā€˜ **Imperfect Master** ā€™ ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/32 "2010-02-17T03:27:06Z")
> [@penultima\_thule](#): > > Vote #1 Chicken of Bristol Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/33 "2010-02-17T03:27:28Z")
Okay, hereā€™s a possibility for a garrulous charter member: **Chattier Member** Well, I liked it ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/34 "2010-02-17T03:29:31Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > Seconded. Get in line! (post 24) A poll should be coming soon, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/35 "2010-02-17T03:38:02Z")
Too bad **manhattan** is no longer moderating or posting. I am the fucking hall monitor" would be perfect for him. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/36 "2010-02-17T03:49:39Z")
Martyrator ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/37 "2010-02-17T03:55:15Z")
Graphite ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/38 "2010-02-17T04:06:40Z")
Yeah, sureā€¦ Youā€™re a Czar. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/39 "2010-02-17T04:23:03Z")
> [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > A whirled whirled whirled whirled mod I like this one! What about ā€œAnd then thereā€™s Modā€? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270/40 "2010-02-17T04:26:26Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Thatā€™s precisely what I intended, but I ran out of characters. Ah, I see. How about ā€œI saw that!ā€? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-great-give-a-moderator-a-title-contest/529270.md?page=3)